Kirk isn't crazy about his journal name.

[lovesthechair]

I'm not complaining, mun. It could have been a lot worse. At least you didn't go with 'noblemoron.'

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[well_notonly]

Believe me.

It could be worse.

[lovesthechair]

Sorry about that, man.

Well hey - it got a laugh out of Uhura.

[well_notonly]

Yeah. And this lady here laughs every time she thinks about it.

[gallant_guardian]

Pray, ser. Why would one have a fascination with a chair?

[A throne, maybe? Oh, but the gods help whatever kingdom has somebody that looks like HIM for a prince.]

[lovesthechair]

Well, it's a captain's chair, so there's a lot of fascination with the chair. Everyone wants to be in the chair. I'm the captain, so people envy me getting to have all that power when I sit in that chair.

[gallant_guardian]

Ah. You are the captain of a vessel. [Small relief.]

That's quite the auspicious position. [Now she's just being polite.]

[greenbloodedhobgoblin]

[Don't even mention horrible screennames. Spock doesn't want to hear your shit.]

Consider yourself lucky, Captain.

[lovesthechair]

[Oh, man.]

I am really liking your mun, Spock.

[greenbloodedhobgoblin]

[Just, this is the face Jim gets for that.]

Do not encourage her. She's liable to let the information inflate her ego.

I do not appreciate her sense of humor. Such grievances are subject to my person daily from her nefarious ploys. If I must suffer then why can I not have a more sufficient screenname?

[sf_girl_friday]

I'm not certain why your mun would have considered the second choice, Captain.

[lovesthechair]

I don't know either, but she says I'm noble and sometimes a moron, thanks a lot by the way, so there you go.

It made sense to her, for some strange reason.

Did you play Kirk on LJ?

[sf_girl_friday]

Noble I understand. It was the rest that I wasn't certain of. Your test scores prove it isn't true and I could think of other descriptions that would be more accurate.

[nerve_pincher]

The second choice would be highly inaccurate. You frequently make rash and illogical decisions, but you are by no means a "moron".

[Possibly the most backhanded compliment ever. Or maybe Spock's just being a smartass.]

[lovesthechair]

[It's hard to tell with him sometimes.]

Well, thank you, Spock... I think. I was just telling another one of you guys up there that I've saved quite a lot of my crews' lives, including yours, thanks to some of those rash and illogical decisions.

[nerve_pincher]

I did not mean to suggest that those decisions are not often correct as well.

[Okay, so maybe this is Spock's version of affectionate ribbing.]

[cheatingly]

noblemoron? We're not a moron. [We? I? Whatever.]

I do love the chair.

[lovesthechair]

Thank you! No, we are not a moron. We've very much the opposite, actually.

[Yeah, it takes some getting used to, running into his various selves like this.]

We look good in the chair.

[rattlingbones]

Since when did you become noble?

Apparently my mundane things you sacrificing yourself like a fool counts as 'noble' but we're going to have to agree to disagree on that point.

[lovesthechair]

Clearly your mun gets me a lot better than you do. Come on, Bones - I do noble things all the time!

[rattlingbones]

They're an idiot so I wouldn't count their opinion too highly. And you do insane, stupid things all the time. There is a difference, you know.

[theseoldbones]

[Bones could not hold in that snort even if she tried.]

[lovesthechair]

Something you wanted add there, Bones?

[theseoldbones]

You're the noblest moron of them all, Jim.

[outofthechair]

I do believe 'mudanes' often consider themselves more amusing then they actually are. [Not that Spock actually understands most human humour.]

[lovesthechair]

Yeah. [He snorts.] She thinks she's a regular comedian sometimes. I bet you just love the name they gave you.