dear_mun | May. 8th, 2013

May. 8th, 2013

Ohhhh, so you think you're a motherfucking comedian, huh, bitch? But I keep it real, and I'm not hearing any XXX bullshit laugh track or rounds of applause.

So cut out the bullshit before I rip your ass a bunch of new holes. Besides, isn't your lazy ass supposed to be "canon reviewing," or whatever? At least you'd waste less air not giggling like a fucking schoolgirl!

soultospare

Look, mun, I know you're not nearly finished, but I want to play! It's not fair to keep me cooped up like this!

I could be having an adventure somewhere! I could be important! You don't know, I could even save the world! I don't know about you, but I really like the sound of that!

observesthings

... mun, if Yuno shows up, we're just not going to talk about this, okay?

ziver

Mun, I know you think I can handle Tony all on my own here, and how much I miss everyone else from NCIS, but I need help from Gibbs. Because if I have to fill in for all of that head-slapping, I am going to have a very tired hand that I would rather be doing other things with (Tony, that is not what I meant so, say a word and I will slap your head all the way to next week) and you are going to have to do a lot of typing about head-slapping.

bloodlessons

Mun,

I'm sure that whatever you write will be good enough, just send me already! I don't get why you're so nervous. C'mon, Robin's waiting and it sounds like fun!

[Of course he would think the Tower sounds like fun.]

Besides, it's not like we'll never see the others again, is it? It'll be a little lonely, but maybe if more people would take those dolls like I said they wouldn't have to be! Nya ha!

dedan

Get your grimy little claws off of me, shitstain! If you want someone to boss around, go play with the Batter.

Or hell, here's another idea, play the fucking game again! It's this roleplay shit but about a million times less pathetic.

hintcoinplz

Mun, I think we've really got to talk about your taste in games. Honestly, death spaceships? Games that involve murder, and now I'm going to be participating in an assassin fight?

I want a vacation.

wingcadet

I'm aware of your plans for me.

You should know I don't approve of them. I have no idea how Dean will react to my sudden appearance, and neither do you. Samandriel's company will be appreciated, but that weighs little against what I understand of our destination.

Allow me to sum it up: you intend to clip my wings and throw me onto a ship of the damned. Of course I'm concerned.

And no matter how eager you are for me to do so, I will not ask others to join me. It would be suicide.

Please stop looking at me like that.

Current Mood: distressed

actively

I think it's about time you took a step in another direction. Perhaps — just a thought — in order to better evaluate your choices? It's just — I don't think you've thoroughly processed what it is you're doing here.

Consider it. That's all I'm suggesting. I'd rather this not end in, ...well — the way it normally does.

honeyfrog

Look I'm... gonna have to stop you there. Between work and life and... well... just everything, I don't have time for you to be looking at games right now.

Just go back to focusing on that crazy prison guard and leave me out of it. I really don't need to be in space right now. Alright?

I'm glad we understand each other.

... we do, right? You're gonna stop with this?

ura_no_ura

Obito...

I'm sorry.

faunafriend

Dear Mun,

Thank you for letting me stay at home in Ponyville. I know that maybe someday you'll have to send me somewhere else but still I wanted to say thanks. I hope that we can become great friends- I-If you want to. I don't know if that's allowed, is it?

Could I maybe ask just one favor Mun? You don't have to but... Could you please help me help my friends? Some of them seem to be sad and I'm not sure why. I know you're busy with other muses in the game but I'd really appreciate it.

-Fluttershy

heavyweaponsgirl

Nyet. I will not do this.

[come on at least it's not you this time]

You want me to find doktor so you can hurt him? No. Is not happening. Baby mundane is sick little girl.

[hey so here's the deal, I've been craving a hurt/comfort-y thread involving an injured Medic, but the Medics I know are quite busy right now and can't play. so, would anyone out there be interested in joining me in my musebox? RED or BLU is welcome!]

thatched

Well so it seems you've missed me. Well I've missed me, too, come to think of it. The only problem with being dead and in your headspace is I don't have much to do. Can't even drink with Pops or play with Sparks.

Still a sex game you say? Well I can't say that I wouldn't be interested. But I think Feathers'd prefer me with him, even if you don't want to do the work of making me an instructor. It's understandable. I'd just as soon be a pirate!

But you'll make up your mind as you do. Don't mind the old Thatchinator. I'll just kick it back here in Dear_Mun and wait for the ladies to find me. I wonder what that Yzma girl is up to. She looked like she was into some freaky fun.

zap

Speak of Jane's courage, Mundane. Speak of the peerless Lady Sif and the Warriors Three; speak of noble Heimdall and of the King and Queen Eternal. Speak of me, if you must. But speak not of he whom you know nothing.

I will say it once, and once only: if fraternal bonds once joined brother and brother, then let that memory rest forever in a plinth wrought of joy alone. But to shackle myself now, when the bonds would affix to one but not the other, would be akin to offering my own flesh again as sheathe to the blade that will not change its course.

For am I not the son of Odin? He whose youth was fraught with battle and glory, fueled not only by wisdom but so too by righteous rage? Certainly, I am yet his lesser — in all but the latter.

blackmoonrising

Don't you have anything better to do? You're just gonna throw me in somewhere new and leave me hanging while you sit around obsessing over-

Damn it if you or anybody else says anything else about Mom's- Look shut up or I'm gonna feed you your teeth! I've got better things to do than kick your ass about this, knock it off!

avotresante

This new plan of yours, sir. I find it far less appealing, even, than the last. I must admit that, upon your previous desertion, I was, perhaps, foolish enough to believe that I may be spared these horrors of which you seem so fond. I should have known and yet.

angry_jerk

Okay... The hell was that?

[I realize it's a surprise-]

No crap! First off, I'm rooming with the girl who killed me with a grenade now?! That's a smart move.

Second, what the hell was that?! I have the chance to crush her emotionally, defeat her entirely... and you make me back off?!

[Actually, I wasn't expecting it either. I think that was your dice.]

BULLLLLLLLLLLL.

persolvo

By all means, take your damn time. I ain't in any big hurry to get there.

vampirejerry

I appreciate the fact that the only reason you want me to see a therapist is because of the ensuing bloodbath. At least, you're not trying to "fix me" or anything stupid like that. "Hammering out details" may seem like a valid reason to you, but I am not a rat. I don't take well to being experimented on.

We can continue to talk about my "motivation" so long as I can grab a bite to eat afterward. Still trying to "figure me out"? It's easier than you think.

Current Mood: cranky

ranfromnormal

[Cathy's weight is settled on the balls of her feet as she moves with somewhat restless energy. Her expression seems almost eager as a sly smile spreads across her face and her head cants to the side.]

Alright, a year is a long enough time to get your energy back for me, especially since the place you're sending me seems pretty sedate compared to back home. And hey, we don't have to talk about what's going on with the "encouraged" physical contact hoodoo they've got going on there, or the fact that you're casually considering whether or not you want to lobotomize me and take me there without my previous game memories.

I've just got one thing to say and it's this: If you want to do this? Then let's really do it. Finish the app, and we can go full throttle! Give me things to do, give me trouble, and I'll lead the charge myself.

What is it John would say right about now, "Once more unto the breach," or something, yeah? Well alright. Bring it.

whalebones

I sincerely hope you're planning on doing something interesting for me at some point, Mundane.

norco

( Read more... )

square_cubelaw

Yes. I know that genius, billionaire, robot, philanthropist fits me.

Can't we misquote something older than the 2000's. I haven't had time to catch a movie in years.

At least you didn't try to jam playboy in there.

noncompulsatory

Charming. Yes, I do exist, my dear, and I'm insulted at the idea that you'd forget about me, of all people!

Well. Now that we've settled that score, how about you give me a case to work on or something of the like? It's stagnant in here.

ranaillusione

Mu. Are you really sending me back there? You should at least wait for Lussuria or the Vice Captain to arrive.

I don't want to baby-sit Bel and the Boss...

liugan

( under the cut! )

papasuit

You know, it gets real annoying when the only way I can get your attention is nightmares and invading your radio. Fortunately for you, you have good taste in music, so that part's nice and easy.

[Blah blah blah, so you're fighting for my attention among other muses?

This causes a sour look on his face.] No, don't flatter yourself. I don't need to put effort into you or anyone else on this filthy, stinking planet. Even if playing here can be fun...

[He grins.] So you like the new plan, then? Johnny-be-good makes a real fine suit, I think. Let's see if the fishies bite...

flight180

It takes ten years to get to the very beginning of what happened ten years before.

Yeah, because all of that makes any sense. And people say I'm crazy.

neverfalter

I guess I should be glad you didn't forget about me. Even if you have no idea what to do with me now. I'm sure something will come along, though.

furcifer

[Mordecai doesn't like this new place. Not at all. It smells strongly of humans -- of hunters -- and it's taking a good amount of willpower from the wolf to not just bolt. And this two-legged who'd captured him... the female seemed as surprised as he was to have stumbled upon him. And her surprise unsettled Mordecai greatly, keeping him from relaxing. His tongue lolled out, curling to lick at his muzzle, and he shifted his body weight from one side to the other as he assessed his surroundings.

A low rumbling growl sounded in his throat and his hackles rose, a snarl twisting his lips slightly as his ears flicked back to lay low on his skull. No, he didn't like this. But he had been searching for awhile and hadn't found a way out either. If he was stuck here, he wasn't entirely sure that he would survive for long. A small whine cut through his nonstop growling and he turned, pacing a circle around where he'd been standing before he sat down. But even that stillness was soon broken by him shuffling his front paws and flicking his tail from one side to the other before he simply gave up trying to sit still and returned to his pacing.

Very bad. This was very, very bad.]

whitescientist

( whiny purple courier )

Current Mood: disappointed

tsungeonsanddragons

You, mundane. Don't think I can't see the username you gave me. Contrary to what your friends keep telling you, it is not clever nor is it accurate. I am not a "tsundere" and this username is far too long and gaudy. Change it.

[No can do, Clair. That pun is hilariously terrible and the only tsundere bigger than you in the Pokémon universe is Misty, and that's only because she was in the anime. Sorry, but the name stays.]

This isn't up for debate! I already made up my mind that I wanted it changed, so just do it!

...DON'T YOU DARE IGNORE ME!

consultingscalpel

Ooh, so you want to play, hmm? I'm more interesting, aren't I, when I'm not—

[She opens her eyes a little wider, putting on a sweet, innocent look.]

Molly Hooper, morgue attendant.

[She lets the act drop, smirking.] How dreadfully dull. And don't get me started on her wardrobe.

No, darling, I think you'll have far more fun with me. And I'm capable of so much more than you can imagine.

bow_of_the_galadhrim

[Just pinching the bridge of his nose, trying to reign in his irritation.]

A fourth game with me? One in which I'd be forced to... cuddle with random people? And where you intend for me to remember my time in the tower and bring along my collar. I have known you to take particular glee in my suffering but is this truly necessary? I won't be in any shape to want any type of physical contact with anybody there.

Especially so if you wait until after June has passed. It is a Ruana month, isn't it?

And others there may attempt to remove my collar. To my mind, they will be making an attempt to kill me. At least in DragonHaven and Paradisa, I have some semblance of a chance at being happy.

caringwarrior

You know, I don't really blame you for forgetting me. [But I didnnnnnn't ;n;]

Hmm~ Are you sure~? I haven't been out in an awfully long time. Of course, I understand you have three other ladies who take priority seeing as they actually have homes.

[She hums a bit, oh gosh. I'm so sorry, Tiffers! ;A;]

Hey now, I'm just teasing. You know that. It's just pretty funny to see you whine about how you miss me. [I DID NOT WHINE, WOW RUDE.]

Haha, it's understandable! You played me everywhere for years. I miss you too. [wink]

But you have a lot on your plate already, so don't even think about it.

sorry_isthatokay

No no no, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry...I didn't realize I was being so loud. I know I can be such a bother sometimes.

Um...is this okay? I mean, I know you've got a bunch of other characters you could work with. And a few of them probably deserve this more than I do. And you've already got a few who don't have anything to do.

No really, I don't mind! I'm really all right just waiting here in your head. You go ahead and take care of those other guys first, and you can get back to me whenever you can.

...Is that okay? I mean, I'm not trying to tell you what to do or anything...

Sorry.

myiolite

What the hell kind of question is that, would you do it over again? Like I can roll back the clock and do anything different.

And it's stupid, too. I'd do it again and worse. Next time, I'd make sure he got caught and I didn't. Cut it off earlier.

The question you should be asking is, would you be that greedy again? No. Practicality's a beautiful thing.

castellan

Mun.

Mun, mun, mun.

I get it. You like me, I'll always be one of your first muses. But that does not mean that you should leave me behind for how-long, forget most of what you know about me - pick up the books, woman! Reread them - and then suddenly decide to return.

It gets annoying after a while. Make up your mind, would you? I don't have time for this.

[Going back to your dearest Lord Kronos, Luke?]

Oh, however did you guess that, Mundane? As if it wasn't obvious - there are barely any other canon points, after all--

No, nope. I am not getting into this with you. I have monsters to order around and a Lord to bring back, so why don't you scurry off and leave me to what I was doing?

thirdof

Well, well. Fancy meeting you again, mundane! Missed me that much? Absence does make the heart grow fonder, doesn't it?

I knew it! You couldn't stay away from a pretty girl like me. Do that 'canon review' thing you keep mumbling about, and let's be off, hm~?

kinginexile

What can I say of it? There is nothing that can be done. We shall all think him dead and gone and the dragons will give us no answers as always.

[Frustrating. Always so frustrating. Thorin did not like feeling so helpless, like he could do nothing to change their circumstances. So far that had been the case.]

Leave me be, I have no desire to speak with you any longer.

cheagleswag

It's nice to meet you...uh, Master Mun?

[Mun is fine, Mieu.]

Ok, Mun! Thank you for making a name for me even if I don't know what it means. Will you help me find Master? You said he's here, right?

Let's go, mieu!

glassworkgenius

( cut for Galaxy episode 1 )

koufukuriron

I guess you really can't do that easily, can you?

Sorry about that!

[ She's just gonna giggle like an idiot over here anyway. ]

herpetophilia

Beggin' your pardon, Sir, but don't you think you should be finding me some icons? I know that I'm not much to look at, me, but y'like having visual options, and I don't think six is cuttin' it for you right now, if I can say.

Now be a dear and find me somethin' to do, hear? Idle hands make me bored, and I don't much fancy being bored. Neither will you, 'm sure.

halfdressed

You've got great taste, sweetpea, but let's be realistic here for a sec. Where doesn't need my extra special touch? Everyone could benefit from a little love to spice up their frankly boring lives, this isn't going to be an easy decision. I can tell you're stressed, Cupid gets the same ugly lines when he pulls that face. Honey, no, c'mon! Smile.

You've got the Goddess of Love on your side no matter what happens, what could possibly go wrong? Okay, shush, that was totally rhetorical.

stuffclaresays

Can you not look at Degrassi fanfiction about me? ...Ever?

detectiveprincess

I beg your pardon? Having me break down in front of Senpai? I understand you wanted our reunion to be an emotional one, but you didn't have to have me break down. On your part that was was a complete lack of understanding.

... Not that I didn't miss Senpai... It had been a while... But the complete breakdown was uncalled for.

And are you planning on having me tell Senpai I'm a part of one of the teams that's defending the coral?

rulenumberone

And here I'd been thinking that you weren't even going to bother. How long's it been since I started niggling at you? --no, seriously, linearly speaking, I've not been keeping track. Been distracted. Watching. Well, stalking, you'd call it, reading.

So! Perspective! Love a bit of perspective, puts everything into.

Right, suppose that's an obvious end, actually. Gets us in order, let's say. Days, weeks, months? Not years, I know. I can tell. I'll take an estimate. Make something up if you'd like-- actually no, strike that from the record, make something up if you must. I'm interested in the real answer. Not going to stay that way for long.

These aren't the icons I would have chosen, by the way. Not enough... enough-ness. Needs a bit more, more.

More-ness.

Running and sonicking and TARDIS blue, mysteries and fairy tales. Lions, tigers and bears. [ oh u. ] Plenty you can say with fifteen pictures, but only if you're looking to be saying anything.

sexyoldgirl

I don't see why you want more Doctors to come. Isn't three and a half enough or do you really want to collect all eleven? Also, I highly doubt that you'll be able to gather all of his strays as well. Do you have any idea of how many there are? [Huff.]

And I suppose I should talk about how dangerous this place is. That's what the others do when they're sent here to bring more people in. So yes, it's dangerous. People die and come back, there's experimenting. Currently we're in an underwater city that's certainly seen better days and the residents could stand to be a bit more friendly. [She makes it sound as if it's a vacation.]

What do you expect me to say to keep them away? If their muns want to be terrible then there's nothing I or anyone else can say to talk them out of it. Besides, it's hardly any less dangerous then traveling with us on a normal basis. At least there aren't entire worlds about to be destroyed, or the existence of the entire universe is about to be erased.

Personally, it would mean more people for me to keep an eye on and our numbers keep growing anyway despite our attempts to keep them away. And it would be foolish on COMPASS' part to allow more Doctors.

So there. Have I done exactly what you wanted in order to enable some familiar faces? Well then, best let me get back to it all in that case.

claudiometer

Why yes, that was a brilliant idea. (You got her to laugh. That's the important part.) A++ would buy again.
Now, as for your plans to proceed with... well, kinda sorta canon. Y'all need to start pinning things down and figure out if you're bringing whoever it is playing Jinksy along for the ride, which probably means telling them the plan. And then you need to do whatever else it is you're doing.
(Not that I mind... certain aspects of this plan. I just. Why me.)
I'm surprised you are planning to keep as much as you are, even as you plan to sidestep the Warehouseasplode. Not that I mind missing out on a ginormous explosion, of course, but some of the stuff that comes after? Sheesh.
At least I have however long it takes for you to get there to brace myself for it.

tacticianed

This Holly Heights town sounds like it has a lot of unique people in it. Come on, Mun, let me go and meet the people there! I'm sure they're all really fun and interesting. Mother isn't there, but knowing her, she'll show up eventually! I think this will be a great adventure.

Huh? What do you mean I'm complicated? You're thinking way too much about the little things. The point of all of this is to have fun, right?

notquitedracula

You. Yeah, you, behind the laptop screen. What in God's name do you think you're doing?

You don't even have any games picked out yet, why are you dusting off my app? And don't give me that 'Oh, you never know' crap, 'cause the last time that happened you dropped after a month because the game was too fast for you.

You never bother to check and see if there's anyone there I know or will get along with, your selection criteria make no sense to me, and you're so afraid of getting on someone else's shit list that you avoid confrontations like nobody's business.

Mun, I'm thrilled that you want to knock the rust off. But for your own sake, use someone else to do it.

incredibleposture

[Boggs is silent for a while.]

I'm needed back there. Immediately. I promised Soldier Everdeen she'd have a long life, and she's going to have it.

forhislegacy

I don't get you, mun.

First, you're all, "Let's go to a horror tower!" Which is, y'know. Cool. I can handle it, and Ion needs his guardian again!

And now you're thinking about sending me somewhere for cuddles? I'm okay with it, especially if there are going to be lots of rich, young nobles there! ❤

But you do realize how different those places are, right? It's enough to give a girl mood whiplash. Even a totally cute and incredibly capable girl like me!

birdnapper

Well. Yeah, this is real cute. You watch a movie that I'm not even in-- much to its detriment, by the way-- and suddenly you're nostalgic for the good old days when you were wielding the Hammer. Sorry, sweetheart, apparently they've got Nordic aliens to do that for you now.

That and you made a journal for Stark after me. Really, I'm hurt. Actually, I think prison would be preferable to being locked up in a headspace with him. [He thinks about that for a second.] Almost preferable.

Look, how about you go back to your super geniuses and world saviors, keep me clear of any goddamn Russians, and we'll just leave it at that, huh? Don't call me, I'll have someone call you. And set your house on fire.

godaime

Pokémon? [ Her voice rings incredulously. Seriously? She's going to catch them all? ] I don't have time for that! I have a village to run, and a war to win. I can't believe I'm going to get shipped off to some foreign land to farm Caterpie at such a crucial time like this. Nobody has time for that.

[ And then the bad news is dropped on her. If her expression could get any more irritated, it'd become a tumblr reaction image favorite. ]

What do you mean I have some of my villagers there? And that they've lost faith in me?! [ WELL, she only seems to get angrier from here. Good luck with that. ] I guess I have no choice but to go in, but this better be quick! [ What's does a white rabbit and a hokage have in common...? ]

eidetikerwill

[Gin swirls in a slow circle in his tumbler, joined by the weak tonic water that went over a long time ago. Isn't like Will is picky by this point.]

The nightmares are getting worse. I'm starting to wonder if they're creeping in during the daylight now or if I'm really seeing the things I do. It's an experiment in fear. I get that much.

[A sigh, drawing the glass to rest against his forehead with eyes closed - but only closed for a short time. Tiredness is etched on every line of his face but better to be awake until some sort of safety comes around.]

I know there could be two of anyone here like there were two Sherlocks. Or two of me. Two of anyone. Two of him. That doesn't make me feel any better. Just let me have another drink and try to keep everything from killing me. There's a lot willing to.

I think we have issues.

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