Ziva and Tony seek any/all castmates at scorched

[ziver]

Mun, I know you think I can handle Tony all on my own here, and how much I miss everyone else from NCIS, but I need help from Gibbs. Because if I have to fill in for all of that head-slapping, I am going to have a very tired hand that I would rather be doing other things with (Tony, that is not what I meant so, say a word and I will slap your head all the way to next week) and you are going to have to do a lot of typing about head-slapping.

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[veryspecialagent_dinozzo]

Hey, hey, I didn't say anything. Your mind went there all on your own. Of course, when your mun manages one post talking about both handling me and your hand finding more enjoyable things to do...it's hard not to go to certain places.

[ziver]

You would have.


Probably.

[veryspecialagent_dinozzo]

I would have, probably.
Or my mun would have. One of the two.


I don't know about that "any/all" part, though. I mean, if we get McGee, I'm going to have to explain McBunny to him. Except my mun would kill to have a McGee, so ignore my objections.

[ziver]

Probably, but even so, how did we get these muns?

As long as I get to be in the room while you explain that you named your pet bunny after him. Then made me co-parent.

[veryspecialagent_dinozzo]

Luck? Too much time on their hands, I guess. And maybe they're just a little obsessed.

...You are definitely not invited to that explanation, and I'm sweeping my room for bugs beforehand, too.

[ziver]

Yes! Our minds must be fun for them to get into. We can call that flattering, I suppose.

You forget what kinds of connections I have that can provide me with bugs you cannot find. And my room is right across from yours. That more or less gives me roommate status.

[veryspecialagent_dinozzo]

Oh, I know my mind's a fun place to be.

Ziva David, are you trying to move in with me now?

[ziver]

All those movie references. Mine has to deal with my English mix-ups, so there is that.

Why would I need to? I live three feet away already.

[veryspecialagent_dinozzo]

Well, that's three feet you have to walk, knock on the door, wait to see if I'm home--but it would get a little crowded: you, me, and McGee.

[ziver]

I can kill eighteen different ways with a paperclip. And I can also pick a lock eighteen different ways with one.

Well, it was never crowded at the office -- and you seem a bit old to play the "boys only" card.

[mcjagger]

And nobody can headslap like Gibbs can. It just wouldn't be the same.

[veryspecialagent_dinozzo]

Boss does have a ...'special' sort of touch. [grimace]

Long-time-no-see, McTardy.

[mcjagger]

You would know better than me or Ziva.

What's this I hear about a rabbit named after me?

[veryspecialagent_dinozzo]

Your time is coming, McSass.

...Nothing! Ziva's been [makes a twirly motion with his finger next to his head, as if to say crazy] into the cough syrup or something. I thought I deleted that comment!

[mcjagger]

Uh-huh. You missed me that much? I mean, at least you didn't name a dog after me... Still, I thought I'd rank higher than a rabbit.

[veryspecialagent_dinozzo]

Ziva missed you. I just missed the nicknames. And it's not like I picked the little dust-bunny. He popped up in an egg in my bathtub. What'd you want me to name him? 'Palmer'?

[mcjagger]

...Honestly, I'm still stuck on the 'egg in my bathtub' part.

[veryspecialagent_dinozzo]

You and me both, Timmy. You and me both.

You're not honestly going to make me suffer through a place that leaves rabbit-eggs in my bathtub with just Ziva to keep me sane, right?

[mcjagger]

Oh, I see; you just want to spread the insanity so you're not the only one suffering.

[veryspecialagent_dinozzo]

Pretty much.

[not whining, DiNozzos do not whine but basically whining] Come on, McGee! There are no movies here! I've had to translate Geek-speak for magic users! It's like some of these people are stuck in the dark ages! I'm cut off from my natural habitat! Help me Probie-wan Kenobi, you're my only hope!

[ziver]

My head-slaps pale in comparison to those of Gibbs'

[mcjagger]

I'm sure you can break someone's neck without breaking a sweat with a headslap, Ziva. It's amazing you haven't done it to Tony yet.

[ziver]

What, break his neck? Oh, but I have. Several times, in fact.

In my head.

What have you thought that my thoughts are when I give him that glare?

[mcjagger]

And by 'several times' you mean 'all the time', given how much you tend to give him that look. For good reason. Good thing you have other outlets.

[ziver]

Yeah, all the time. At least your desk is not directly across from his, facing it.

A few hours in the gym after work does some good. Mostly the punching bag.