Homeless (?)

[thatched]

Well so it seems you've missed me. Well I've missed me, too, come to think of it. The only problem with being dead and in your headspace is I don't have much to do. Can't even drink with Pops or play with Sparks.

Still a sex game you say? Well I can't say that I wouldn't be interested. But I think Feathers'd prefer me with him, even if you don't want to do the work of making me an instructor. It's understandable. I'd just as soon be a pirate!

But you'll make up your mind as you do. Don't mind the old Thatchinator. I'll just kick it back here in Dear_Mun and wait for the ladies to find me. I wonder what that Yzma girl is up to. She looked like she was into some freaky fun.

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[fierybluebird]

[Duh-nun. Duh-nun. Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun....]

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[fierybluebird]

[POUNCING TIME! YOUR HAIR IS GOING DOOOOOWN!!!!! D:< MEET YOUR DOOM SKYSCRAPER HAIR! YOU HAVE BREATHED YOUR LAST--]

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[fierybluebird]

[But then he pauses mid pounce, switches back to human and looks utterly confused.]

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[fierybluebird]

Did you just say... Yzma?

[BRO. DO WE NEED TO HAVE A TALK ABOUT OLD LADIES AND PROTECTION AGAIN?]

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[thatched]

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[thatched]

You gotta take them as you find 'em, mate. Not everyone has curves that'd make a mountain cry.

[fierybluebird]

This isn't about curves. This is about her tendency to turn people into llamas with potions.

[thatched]

Ooooh. Sassy. I like it.

[om_nom_namur]

Yeah, but. Yzma makes everything cry and not for the happy reasons...

[thatched]

It's not like I want to pick out matching curtains, Nam-chan. I'm just saying, sometimes you just gotta walk on the wild side.

[fierybluebird]

Everything?

stupid comment from stupid lizard

[espio]

For a guy who's dead, you look pretty alive. I know zombies.

I refuse to believe stupid comments exist

[thatched]

It's complicated, my friend. Dead in my world, alive in headspace. I'd rather it be the other way around, to be frank but that's how it is.

I COULDN'T THINK OF ANYTHING OKAY

[espio]

Could be worse. You could be rotting already.

So, you're another one of Marco's brothers, right? Considering how the family's so big, it's surprising how few I've actually met.

[thatched]

[ouch man. Rotting. Not pleasant! But that's fine.]

Yeah, it's a pity. We throw the best parties. You've never had a party til you've had a Whitebeard parties.

[espio]

I don't really do parties anyway. Then again, most of the parties at Garden are all formal balls, not exactly exciting stuff.

[mera_mera_ace]

Did someone say Sparks? [Have your second favorite brother hugging you tight because he sure as heck misses you and your hair...he misses that too.]

[thatched]

Ace! [man it's good to see you, brother. Big hugs back and lots of hair ruffles] It's been forever. [squeeze squeeze] My little protegee

[mera_mera_ace]

I know!! [hugs hugs] I think the last time I was a girl.....and you were totally digging me. [Eyebrows wiggling as he teases]

Protegee? Please...I was a master already when I met you.

[thatched]

What can I say? You're totally diggable. And you can't say you didn't learn a thing or two from old Thatch. [he pinches your cheeks]

[mera_mera_ace]

Yeah, I learned how to be an old man and how best to annoy Marco. [Turns to bite your fingers that are pinching his cheeks because ow man...what is he 5?]

hope I'm not too late! >.>

[redcinemareel]

If Marco can be an instructor, surely you can as well.

THREADJACKED~ Hi hi

[mera_mera_ace]

Hey hey what about me!?

oh a wild Ace! :O

[redcinemareel]

[Eyebrow raise]

I think the Headmaster can tolerate Marco's constantly open shirt, but I'm not so sure about your lack of attire.

[It's nice to look at, though. Oh YES, it is.]

Hi Grell!

[mera_mera_ace]

But I'm sexy.....(yes, that is a pout)