welp, voice-test!

[halfdressed]

You've got great taste, sweetpea, but let's be realistic here for a sec. Where doesn't need my extra special touch? Everyone could benefit from a little love to spice up their frankly boring lives, this isn't going to be an easy decision. I can tell you're stressed, Cupid gets the same ugly lines when he pulls that face. Honey, no, c'mon! Smile.

You've got the Goddess of Love on your side no matter what happens, what could possibly go wrong? Okay, shush, that was totally rhetorical. 

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[fotlenke]

You might turn a young child into lusting after their parent?

[ Freya's daughter is hating her mun right now. ]

[halfdressed]

[ ffff talk about making Ditey wince in record time. ]

Ew, gross! Rhetorical! I said rhetorical.

[bowtied]

Goddess of Love. I can't say I've necessarily met one of you. Which variety are you? Greek, Roman, Egyptian, ...Norse?

[halfdressed]

The only one that matters, cutie. I'm Grecian through and through, and where are you from?

The overwhelming power of nostalgia knocked me down.

[notbloodylikely]

...Sorry, every part of me but my eyes got turned off for a minute there. Could you repeat that?

you're welcome!

[halfdressed]

Who could blame you with a body like this on view? Don't apologise, I'll take it as a compliment. I'm just not feeling the repetitive vibe though, sorry. You got a name, fluffy?

[justanactor]

[Guess who's here for some parade-raining?]

You know, Aphrodite, they... do take away your godhood at most of these places.

[halfdressed]

[ INHUMAN SCREECHING kind of literally. ]

Big bro! [ Well, the littlest big bro, but still. Have a happy hug! ♥♥♥ ] Hah! Like that'd ever happen. Herc, are you okay? Humour me, we're checking in now. You're good, right?

[pearling]

You look a bit different, sister of mine.

[halfdressed]

Holy cow, that is one seriously bangin' make-over you're rocking! Little too 'Underworld Gloom' for me, but whatever works.

[agapetos]

Everyone needs love, despite what the Hunters of Artemis say.

[halfdressed]

Artemis can kiss my fine behind and so can her hunters, for all I care. Right on!

[hippie_shifter]

[The very obviously California hippie brings an offering of Ghirardelli chocolate and Napa wine, and bows politely.]

Thank you, ma'am. You, or your alternate universe counterpart, has been real good to us here at the Tower. Know it's not much, but maybe you'll get some good use outta it.

[halfdressed]

No problem, hon! That's what I'm here for, spreading the love. Ooo, what are these offerings?

[ And in she goes to check them out. Yay, presents! ]

[idkworldruler]

Indeed, what could possibly go wrong~? [His voice is dripping with sarcasm.]

[halfdressed]

[ Everyone's a critic! ]

Nobody asked you, pint-size.

[captain_nebula]

I'd love to see you in a few places, the way you dress.

[halfdressed]

Oh, you! Flattery will get you everywhere.

[finalfate]

[Uggggghhhh. He had thought he was finally free of ever seeing the greek gods again. At least it's not Artemis.]

I wouldn't ask that if I were you, Aphrodite. They won't take it rhetorically.

[halfdressed]

Yeah, I'm getting that impression. Thanks for the heads up.

Couldn't help myself!

[silvertonguedbard]

You do realise that not everyone will welcome your 'extra special touch', right? And sometimes boring is good!

!! :D

[halfdressed]

Gabby! [ Yayyyy, have a happy hug! Ditey's always happy to see her. ] All I want is a temple and a few worshipers, is that so much to ask for? I mean, I'm not saying build me a new Olympus in these new places or anything, just what's always been on the cards. God plus temple, it's only standard.

[asofwar]

What could go wrong indeed.

[halfdressed]

You're Sif! [ SQUEALS have never been this high-pitched before. ] Your gig is War, right? Like Ares? This is so bitchin', I've heard all about you.

[coldchaos]

Nothing could go wrong at all if your intent is gently guided in the best of directions. Mortals are so in love with their freedom, perhaps it ought do that they love something better all the more.

[halfdressed]

Whoa, I didn't know the weather report for today was Tall, Dark and Gorgeous.

[ Haaardly complaining, though. And an immortal, too! Pardon Ditey checking him out, it's second-nature. ]

Flattery will get you everywhere, not that you're wrong. They should adore me.