dear_mun | exsilium; his new post-event roommates

I actually think my mun has a point. [For once!] If your girlfriend is that possessive, she can just find way for you to stay with her. Nothing against you of course, but I have no intention of being dragged into a mess like that.

I already have one over-possessive person out for my blood. Not for that reason, but~

[ You have no idea how much he wishes it was that easy, Tori. ]

Yuno's not that bad, really! She... just... [ Groan. ] I wonder if it will matter if I say we have separate bedrooms...

[ TWO female roommates. Let's hope Yuno's never seen Three's Company... ]

Or I could just tell her that I have a boyfriend. No offense, you're probably a nice kid and all--but I wouldn't throw everything away. Not for anything. [Alternate universes are a different matter, of course, but completely irrelevant here. She never really threw any of it away there, either.] If she comes to Exsilium and tries to start something, then I'll have to make that absolutely clear.

I don't know about our other roommate. Guess we can figure that out along the way.

I'll try to help her see that, but... [ That's never stopped her before. He's not even sure she fully trusts Minene, and she's married and has kids. ]

I don't know a whole lot about her, either... but mun says she's an adult.

Whatever. [She grins a little.] Girls make their crushes lunches and stuff, right? Maybe if you're the one doing all the cooking, she'll see that I'm not interested in you at all~!

[Of course, her reason for wanting him--or even Rose--to do it actually has nothing to do with Yuno. She just can't cook.]

...an adult, huh? Maybe she's sensible.

Yuno's a way better cook than I am. [ Tori, you're talking to a Hot Pocket-ivore. ] But I guess I can try... if you don't mind eating TV dinners.

[ A frown. ] I've met some really, really crazy adults.

[ Case and point. ]

Anything is better than the shit I try to make. [She laughs, trying to lighten the mood. However, upon Yukiteru's next few words...] Oh yeah? Of the crazy immortal type, or just the worthless, good for nothing deadbeat parent type?

[OOPS DADDY ISSUES SHOWED THERE A LITTLE DIDN'T THEY]

[ No comment. His cooking isn't terrible, but Yuno's is even better than most restaurant quality food. ]

Would you believe me if I said both?

[ He can relate. Oh, can he ever relate. ]

Yeah, I really would.

[Her tone is completely serious now, with no hint of amusement in her expression.]

Well... both.

[And then there was a winged Jeb.]

I'm sure everything will be fine, even if she does show up. [...] Just don't let Tori get carried away, please?

I'll try my best. I'm not sure how she'd take the news that I'm living with two girls...

[ Oh, who's he kidding, it'd be a category five yan-storm and everyone knows it. ]

That's not right... i-it's not even as if Tori would want to take you away from her. Even in other universes, other relationships we've had were agreed on between us. If Tori couldn't do that, then she wouldn't try anything with anyone. E-Even if she did like you like that.

[Smiles.]

Maybe you can try to get them to be friends!

I know that, but--... Yuno's really protective of me. Well, it's not like she's there right now, anyway...

[ A sigh. ]

She never really wanted friends besides me. [ Unless you count Murumuru. ]

Ah... Tori's really protective of me, too. Me, and everyone else she cares about.

[But he can't imagine her going to insane-level extremes over it.]

Well, Tori's a really good outfit maker! I know things are rough where you guys are, but maybe she can modify a few dresses for Yuno to wear when you two go out! [OPTIMISM!]

Not to say anything bad about her, but... it's never that easy with Yuno.

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