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you knoww wwhat alwways happens wwhen you get this inspired
me
i happen
fuck yes im back in action an you knoww wwhat i am not lettin go a you any time soon so SADDLE UP

or uh
yeah i guess you can just clean your respiteblock instead

wwhy the fuck do i put up with you seriously you are the absolute lamest
wwe could be doin anythin wwith this burst a motivvation you got an youre sortin books
you dont evven havve any on navval history wwhat the hell is wwrong wwith you

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Ugh... The Great and Powerful Trixie must continue to react in disgust at the continued ineptitude at such vile and rude mundanes. She has seen such ineptitude time and time again and cannot even hope to have even the slightest amount of respect toward them anymore.

i knoww right
i mean theyre normally just dowwnright incompetent an then wwhen they finally get a good groovve goin its totally misdirected
i could be on a permanent vvaycay somewwhere tropical but my mundane has me stuck here talkin to miniature unicorns tell me there aint somethin wwrong there

'Tis nothing wrong speaking to the greatest, most dazzling, most powerful unicorn to ever grace the land of Equestria with her awe-inspiring presence! Many have wished their entire lives to have such an honor be bestowed to them, but alas, not all are as lucky as you appear to be.

Trixie admits that she gets adequate enough attention and that she is in a few of these games these mundanes are so deigned to put us in. However, there are innumerable problems with the way they treat us and the situations they unfavorably bestow upon us many a time after many a time. In addition to that, there appear to be numerous other faults, such as Trixie's icons only being limited to fifteen and a less than adequate username.

clearly you havve no idea wwho youre speakin to cause if you did youd be bowwin already
if magic horned hoofbeasts can evven do that like i dont knoww or givve a fuck howw your legs wwork but wwhatevver

my mun had me in a game once back wwhen livvejournal wwas still a thing but that wwas a long time ago an she hasnt bothered me wwith that kinda thing since
honestly id rather that than just sittin around doin nothin but she got slow these days i guess
anywway TELL me about it fifteen aint hardly enough an quite honestly mine need a hell of a revvamp
you think you havve it bad wwith usernames try mine i keep gettin the feelin people think i got issues wwith wwhat colors humans come in but theyre totally missin the point wwhich is hugely embarrassin

The Great and Powerful Trixie does indeed not know who you are. She wonders if you are some sort of king or prince or something similar. Granted, the only ones Trixie knows to bow down to are the Princesses of the Day and Night.

Alas, it is unfortunate it is not within power to grant you residence within any game. There is already sometroll that is you within one of the games Trixie herself is in residence within. The other requires you to be transformed into a pony, and another game inwhich her mundane is participating in requires you to be dead, and it's name is

wonderfulworlds.

ding ding ding guilty as charged youre talkin to a prince
but okay i can let it go im sure wweird pastel unicorns got their own monarchies to bother wwith so youre probably off the hook

nah ivve been naggin my mun for ages itchin to get myself put in a game but shes been a hundred per cent stubborn so far
i dont think im gonna havve much luck evven WITH outside influence from glitterhoof sparklemane
but you knoww the attempt is actually appreciated as wweird as it sounds
it aint exactly often i get anythin but contempt so after this long i guess ill take wwhat i can get wwithout complainin too much
wweird as it is to be sayin a pseudo thank you to a

a you

wwhatevver you are

[A prince? Well, this can sure help her career if this prince helps spread word about how amazing her storytelling performances are.]

Ah, Trixie admits to not having talked to very many princes. She extends an apology for not knowing right away, and so...

[Trixie does a slight bow.]

'Tis sometimes impossible to deal with mundanes, or even have them allow you to do what you must do. She deems it very rude to deny what us ponies wa- us ponies and trolls want. As you wish. Since you seem to be unable to enter any game which suits our fancy, The Great and Powerful Trixie has another suggestion.

As you may have heard, the mare before your eyes is the greatest, most powerful, most enticing showmare to grace this website with her very presence! She has defeated many a beast, ranging from cockatrice to dragon to manticore and has even felled The Dreaded Ursa Minor itself! She has traversed many an ancient ruin laden with deadly traps, put a halt to an invasion of unruly pirates, completely ended an invasion of deadly insects, recovered an extremely powerful artifact mirror! She travels from city to city telling everypony of her dazzling and awe-inspiring feats! She is none other than... The Grrrreat and Powerful Trrrrixie!

[She rears up in a theatrical pose. Fireworks shoot out from behind her, exploding in many dazzling colors.]

...And to assist you in passing the time, she cordially extends an offer for but a single private shows. Trixie doesn't normally do private shows.

wwhat seriously

[He winces a bit at the sudden lightshow and curls his lip in an unimpressed and judgemental sort of way. Nothing personal. Pretentious jerk is as pretentious jerk does... Although you might have caught a brief moment of interest at the bit about the pirates, if you were looking closely.]

yeah wwell ivve done more than that im sure i could tell you stories about my amazin accomplishments for hours but i wwont bore you wwith the details
you knoww that loww end flimflam youre pullin aint exactly a showwstopper
but cmon i guess lets see wwhat other faux glamour showwmanship you got up your sleevve
if you can keep my attention occupied for more than three seconds maybe ill showw you some a my tricks

[is this a bluffing contest because it looks like a bluffing contest]

[Well, what this prince is saying sounds exactly like what a heckler would say. However, this is a prince and must get him to eat his words in a way other than embarrassment. Therefore, Trixie will just... summon a storm cloud and have it shoot lightning on the ground.

This is where it gets complicated. When the lightning hits the ground, there's a small puff explosion of smoke and glitter. When it clears, there's an illusion of Trixie standing where the lightning struck. Both Trixies look expectantly and smugly at the prince.]

Well? Not all unicorns are able to conjure up pegasus magic, nor are they able to clone themselves.

People sort 8ooks? That's a thing?

for like three hours

three hours vvris

Do they not have an actual life or something?

ivve entertained the thought
it seems vvery unlikely

I don't get the whole alpha8etical order thing. Who cares!

maybe id understand slightly if she wwas goin alphabetically
but no its some wweird half assery invvolvvin genre an howw much she liked readin it an then a sudden swwitch to color codin after the second hour cause the first system wwasnt wworkin
honestly id say its a system only my mundane understands but im fairly certain she forgot wwhat she wwas doin and swwitched tactics at least three times so im literally not evven sure wwhat im supposed to say about that

Mine puts them in the order that's she read them. 8ut only with hard8acks!

It sounds like they 8oth have too much time on their hands.

tell me about it
someone needs to put out an announcement to all muns tellin em all to get a life cause they sure aint doin it on their owwn
not that they evver listen to us

8elieve me, I've tried! More than once. More than ten times! And you know what I get for my trou8les? Dismissal.

It sucks 8eing us and unappreciated. Without us, they wouldn't 8e having any fun at all.

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