... SOON ಠ_ಠ

[warrens]

A little under three weeks until the big day, troops, let's get those flowers planted early all over the place with extras to spare. Oh, we'll pull out all the stops this year, there are gonna be eggs enough for the mini blighters and big folks alike, skyscrapers and farms and all kinds of houses brimming to burst with rainbow treats! We'll have them out in the sunshine hunting for my googies for hours, it'll be non-stop from dawn until dusk —!

[ ok, aster, calm your shit, we can't blame you but wtf is this. ]

Hm? Spring cleaning, mate. Chuck out all the rubbish you collected over Christmas and make more room for all those adorable sweeties.

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[snowymischief]

[NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SPRING CAN'T BE HERE.] Winter can't be over already! Turn the clock back, your googlies or whatever can wait another month!

[warrens]

Hah! In your face. [ SUCCCCKKKK HIS EGGSSSSSSS. ] Winter's done and dusted, you can naff off to Russia or wherever else it is you go when the rest of us want to enjoy the weather.

[ Suck soooooo many eggsssss. C': ]

1/2

[snowymischief]

[FUCK YOU AND YOUR EGGS.] Have you been saving that line all winter? Just for this one occasion?

[HE IS SO PISSED BUNNY, YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH HE HATES YOU.] May all your eggs freeze over.

[snowymischief]

... oh wait. [He can do that. :D

:D YOU SEE THAT SNOWBALL. You were saying, kangaroo?]

[stitchedupbodyguard]

[ :/ ? ]

So you're the easter bunny?

[warrens]

That I am! Excited for Easter?

[stitchedupbodyguard]

[She shrugs.]

Actually I've never celebrated easter.

[memoryguardian]

My mun already has Easter candy! What are those little sugar-coated marshmallow things called again? [Thinking...] Oh! Peeps! That's it.

While I can't say I entirely approve of them [or all the other chocolate, caramel, and sugary treats sending cavities her way] just know we're both elated for Easter to finally be here!

[warrens]

Your mun's a star, is why. Peeps are perfect little snacks, personally I love those yellow chicks.

[ Heh, cavities are coming your way, Tooth, ain't even sorry. (yea) ]

It's gonna be beautiful, springtime will bloom a thousand colors this year and no mistake!

[memoryguardian]

It already sounds splendid. If you need any help setting up, I'm more than happy to!

[Several mini-fairies flit up to the pooka, chirping happily.] And of course my girls are, too!

[madcuriosity]

I can't believe Easter is almost here!

[warrens]

Believe it, sweetheart. We'll have the time of our lives!

[madcuriosity]

Eeee! [She can't help but want to hug him, but she restrains herself.] Oh I'm so glad! Spring is my absolute favorite season!

[ex_wonderous139]

[Awwww is winter over already? :C] It feels as though winter went by far too fast.

[warrens]

[ North. North, no, he is not going to feel sorry for you! Damn it. ]

You've had four bloody months!

[ex_wonderous139]

[PITY THIS POOR OLD MAN.] Is a short time! Spring and summer are much longer. [You warm people hog everything.]

[ferric]

[ oh it's you why the fuck does this keep happening ]

Yeah, you know what, I agree with you. A tidy place is a efficient place. Not sure if I'm understanding the uh, rousing speech there, but A for effort. B. B-, realistically.

[warrens]

[ Tony. B| Tony, you did not. ]

I want you hosting an Easter egg hunt. No arguments.

[distantblue]

Can you really get all that ready in less than three weeks?

[This one's not quite a child any more, but still pretty young.]

[warrens]

You bet I can, kiddo.

[distantblue]

That's amazing! [It doesn't even occur to her to doubt that statement.] If it was me, I definitely couldn't paint so many eggs in such a short amount of time.

[unfragileheart]

Why are you hiding eggs?

[warrens]

[ Crouching down to see her a little better. ]

Well, sweetheart, the little children will come along and have a romping good egg hunt for the candy. It's like a big ol' game played all over the world.

because....yeah

[drawn_that_way]

Well hello tall, dark and fluffy.

just lost my shit, A+ tag

[warrens]

[ ... Whoa. ]

'Lo, there. Enjoying the warmer weather?