On being accepted at Mallow Hallow!

[doctor_insano]

Everybody said it couldn't be done but I've proven them all wrong, mun.

I did it!

With SCIENCE!!

Comments

[smartassfancyhat]

Goody, goody. Do you want a batch of celebratory cookies for your trite and ultimately meaningless victory?

[doctor_insano]

Not if you're baking them!

[smartassfancyhat]

Now that's just rude. And here I was willing to bake cookies, that were in no way drugged.

[doctor_insano]

You don't exactly scream tasty cookies!

[smartassfancyhat]

Now that is simply discrimination, I will take my crumpets and tea elsewhere thank you. Pip, pip, cheerio, wot.

[doctor_insano]

Now what are you trying to say?

[smartassfancyhat]

What do you think I'm trying to say chuckles?

[doctor_insano]

That you like fruit with pips and cheerios?

[smartassfancyhat]

...That is exactly what I mean, someone give this man a prize.

[doctor_insano]

What do I win?

[smartassfancyhat]

The greatest gift of all...not knowing when someone is condescending to you.

[doctor_insano]

Your sarcasm is not completely lost on me, you know!

[smartassfancyhat]

Nope. Only enough of it.

[soyoudonthaveto]

Please tell me you're not getting ideas, mun.

[Ok, I won't even remember what you're talking about.]

Well, thanks. Maybe this won't be so hard after al-

[NOT!]

DAMNIT!

Also, Insano, how the hell did you get accepted to a game?!?

Simple app, they accept almost anybody. Do it! :D

[doctor_insano]

[Laughter.]

I told you! Science!

Maybe if you were sciencier, Critic, then you could join me!

Probably gonna. Also, change Insano's fanon from TSE to TGWTG or Channel Awesome.

[soyoudonthaveto]

You know, I can handle being less sciencey-er if it means staying the fuck out of those ga-

(sees my subject heading)

NO! Mun, NO! Don't you dare, don't your fucking dare!

I guess Channel Awesome covers it all, esp. if we get more characters!

[doctor_insano]

Afraid of the games, Critic?

Cool

[soyoudonthaveto]

It's less afraid, and more "WHO IN THE HELL WOULD FORCE YOU TO SUFFER THROUGH SUCH BULLSHIT?!?"

My mun's tried to reserve me at god-knows how many serious games, and fortunately got rejected each time. Considering what some of those places dealt with, I would normally pity you, Insano, and sit back and watch the fireworks.

(turns to me)
But considering YOU just won't let me go, now I'm probably going to get brain-raped, given superpowers, grow wings, get ink blood, forced into experiments, and told the world has blown up in my face.

Mun, to quote Nash... WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?

[doctor_insano]

Or you could live in a world full of pillows! They have that there, you know.

I, on the other hand, am going to the most technologically advanced city they have and I will soon RULE their entire WORLD!

[soyoudonthaveto]

...wait, what? A world full of pillows?

[On second thought, better try and send you to exitvoid.]

Don't you dare Mun, don't you fucking dare! If you've got to send me somewhere, send me where Insano was going!

...And I really can't believe I want to be in the same place as Insano.

[doctor_insano]

You're not going to play nice if you go there, are you?

I was there first which means I have first dibs on everything! If you try to take over then I will beat you with science!

[soyoudonthaveto]

Well, I've got something better.

(whips out his cock...ed pistol)

I've got a gun.

Gotta make more icons when I upgrade the account. XD

[doctor_insano]

[He lets out a girly scream and shields his face, then peeks through the fingers cautiously.]

.... Is it loaded though?

I haven't even hit the limit of the basic amount yet.

[soyoudonthaveto]

It's more than loaded.

*cue Dredd armor*

(in Stallone's accent)

IT IS! AND I AM! THE LAW!

[doctor_insano]

[Another shriek.]

Don't kill me!

Maybe you're right! You don't want to go anywhere, Critic. It's not a good idea. Your mun should just keep you safely in their head and you can do what you do and not bother me any more!

This is fun!

[soyoudonthaveto]

[Bored now!]

What?
(And Critic finds himself in just his boxer shorts Take a photo, kids!)

Mun, what's the meaning of this?!?

(He doesn't notice JO's power gauntlet poof between him and Insano at first. Will the good Doctor grab them before Critic can?)

/agrees! :D You're awesome.

[doctor_insano]

[He's actually distracted at first by those boxer shorts.]

Uhh... Did your mun do that to you?

Thanks!

[soyoudonthaveto]

Unfortunately.

[Why Critic, what makes you think there's anything to be ashamed of? My Little Pony boxers are very manly indeed.]

Shut up!
(he then spots the gauntlets between him and Insano looks up at him, then down at the gauntlets)

[doctor_insano]

[He tilts his head at the printed ponies, shakes it then finally notices the gauntlets - accidentally mirroring Critic look up and down in the process.]

[Then he tries to make a grab for them.]

[forgotten_vows]

My mun and I both congratulate you. I'm sure you'll be very happy in the technological domain. [And far away from a razeable Whitechapel -- yes, he knows, his fault, but he DOES need a place to live.]

[doctor_insano]

Thanks to that sugary water it opened the trans dimensional rips and got me to that other world!

Yeah, I saw that you linked to that thread in your app XD

[forgotten_vows]

So that's what it did? Er -- well, glad to have been of assistance then.

XD That thread was awesome. <3

[doctor_insano]

Of course! Did you want to assist me again some time?

Indeed! You make a good Insano <3

[forgotten_vows]

I -- suppose I wouldn't mind. . . [You may be a madman, Insano, but you're still better than some people he's known.] And I know that my mun's been looking at that game, although I'm hoping she'll wait until she's put up more of my backstory before she does anything.

Aww. Thank you! :D

[doctor_insano]

So I might see you there. Excellent!

My mun is happy about is development but, honestly, don't expect any special treatment from me. It's not like we're friends or anything. I don't have time for friends. There's too much science to do!

You're welcome!

[forgotten_vows]

Perhaps! Though I'd be in the district next door to yours, Astralfield. My mun feels that's the best fit for me.

[He's a little amused by this.] I'll be perfectly content so long as you don't explode me or try to mind-control me. [Tone abruptly switches to rather bitter.] I've had quite enough of the latter to last me a lifetime.

[doctor_insano]

You've been a victim of diabolical mind control?

Crossover Info is go

[forgotten_vows]

A certain psychiatrist decided to use hypnosis to try and turn the woman I love into a p-prostitute, and me into his -- "personal assistant."

[There's something about the way he says those words that suggests there's a much darker meaning to them.]

He nearly s-succeeded with me -- fortunately Alice didn't break and managed to kill him and snap me out of it.

[doctor_insano]

Good for her!

[forgotten_vows]

[That gets a smile.] Good for her indeed. I owe my life to that woman. She's amazing, she really is. I wish I'd been able to see her shove Bumby in front of that train. [He was -- well, his head wasn't screwed on just right then, let's say that.]

[doctor_insano]

That doesn't have much finesse.... But it works!

[forgotten_vows]

Weell, Bumby's methods sent a metaphorical "Infernal Train" rampaging across her mind. . .so I think there's a sense of poetic justice there.