let's have some fun, d_m!

[takesyoubytheheart]

 Now that's one way to turn that frown upside down! Riddles are great... betcha we can stump some of the fellas and gals around here!

Course, I ain't gotta do that thing where I put up the first riddle, and then anyone can just wait for someone else ta answer and hop off what they said! No sir, we're gunna make each one special for whoever answers. 

Don't try hidin' it, mun, I saw that smile!

Comments

[madcuriosity]

I imagine you couldn't stump me, Mickey.

[takesyoubytheheart]

We'll see about that!

Gimmie food, and I'll live. Gimmie water, and I'll die. What am I?

[madcuriosity]

You're a fire, of course.

[takesyoubytheheart]

Tch! Guess I have ta work harder...

There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house. Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots a' babies. What am I talkin' about?

[madcuriosity]

You're speaking of a watermelon, you silly mouse.

[takesyoubytheheart]

yer either too smart for yer age, or I'm goin' too easy on ya! Ha ha!

[madcuriosity]

Or I'm just terribly good at riddles.

[takesyoubytheheart]

[Hmmm.]

What is it that ya can keep after givin' it ta everyone else?

[madcuriosity]

A promise, or my word, rather. Mickey, you must really try harder riddles. I'm an expert at this game.

[takesyoubytheheart]

[you little shit.]

What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?

[madcuriosity]

[Woo Mickey, that's a little harsh.]

The letter "M." Just like it comes once in Mickey, twice in Mickey Mouse, and never in Alice.

[takesyoubytheheart]

And none in little know it all. I'll find one ta stump ya yet!

[madcuriosity]

I didn't know you were such a sore loser, Mickey. If you're going to be mean I'm not playing.

[takesyoubytheheart]

Mean? Who's mean? I ain't mean.

[cue the doe eyes.]

[madcuriosity]

You're getting upset. I warned you, I was good at this game. When you play with the Hatter you have to be good.

[righthand_hammer]

Mickey...Mouse? [Can't say he saw that one coming.]

You're not some fairy in the form of Mickey right? [Because fair folk really like riddles. And he ain't talking Tinker Bell either.]

[takesyoubytheheart]

I'd like ta think I'm bigger than Tinkerbell.

[he smirks.]

[righthand_hammer]

[Hellboy returns with his own. If he is a fairy, he's an unusually benevolent one.]

Fair enough. So what kinda riddle do ya got?

[takesyoubytheheart]

Let's see... a big riddle for a big fella!

Poor people have it. Rich people need it. If ya eat it, ya die. What is it?

[righthand_hammer]

[He's not really the best with riddles.]

...Crap. I know one...so far I got nothing.

[takesyoubytheheart]

That's it!

[righthand_hammer]

[He raises an eyebrow.]

I got it?...eh, what did I say?

[takesyoubytheheart]

Nothin' is the answer!

Poor people got nothin', rich people don't need nothin', and if ya ate nothin' ya'd die! ... Eventually.

[righthand_hammer]

Oh...guess I lucked out then.

[takesyoubytheheart]

Wanna go for broke?

[righthand_hammer]

Sure, why not? Not like I had anything better to do.

[takesyoubytheheart]

I'll even give ya an easy one.

What gets wet when dryin'?

[righthand_hammer]

A towel, even I know that one.

[takesyoubytheheart]

[clap clap clap!]

Way ta go!

[righthand_hammer]

[Smirk]

Your either the friendliest fairy I've ever met, or you're the genuine article. And I'm inclined to believe the latter.

[philip_charming]

Oho? Then what of a riddle for you, Mickey? [Have a sly grin.]

To be gold is to be good;
To be stone is to be nothing;
To be glass is to be fragile;
To be cold is to be cruel.
Unmetaphored, what am I?

[deciphering]

[uh oh.]

You really believe that? [he laughs.] I hope you don't intend to wager anything. You will lose.