Mun just discovered Friendship is Witchcraft

[nonoticeableconsequences]

Oh, don't be so surprised, munnie! Of course I was going to find my way here at some point--I still need to fiddle with the recipe, so I've been going to all sorts of places!

But I think you should step away from those videos now, because Twilight's song about Francis miiiiiiight put you off your appetite. And we can't have that right before dinner! Wait until before you sleep, so you can have lots of nightmares! Nightmares build character! Just ask the ponies at the orphanage! Or Rarity! Or Fluttershy! Or any other friends I have with massive trauma!

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[cruel_kindness]

Oy...

[Fluttercruel rolls their eyes.]

Munface says you're the same as that other Pinkie Diane we talked to. I still bucking think your universe is a bad drug trip.

[nonoticeableconsequences]

Well, duh, it'd look like that to an outsider! That's probably because of all the witchcraft and psychopathy!

[Yep, she's learned that that isn't too common outside of her universe.]

So you're a different version of Fluttershy?

[cruel_kindness]

At least our universe is sane. ...Well, except for a few things here and there, but we're not giving a flying feather about those moments right now.

Nope. I'm my own pony. Call me Cruelly. 'Shy's here with me.

[nonoticeableconsequences]

Isn't your universe the one with the weird ugly antler goat-snake-eagle-lion thing? [She's met Discord.]

Cruelly? Soooooooo you're like Fluttershy without the sweet facade?

[cruel_kindness]

Oh, him? He's my old man. I use him as a personal backscratcher. It's the only thing he's good for, besides being the biggest bore in existence.

Well, have you ever heard the phrase "cruel to be kind"? You're looking straight at it.

[nonoticeableconsequences]

Oh, so you're like a watered down version of Fluttershy! She just eviscerated her dad right in front of all of us! I wonder if she'll do it again now that he's come back to life... And, of course, there's the usual 'act all innocent' thing she does sometimes, but usually, she just lets us all fall on our faces, just like a good friend should!

[cruel_kindness]

[Fluttercruel's jaw drops.]

...What the buck!? Who even does that to a father?

[Fluttercruel may be the spawn of an evil spirit of chaos who was created to be nothing but cruel, but Fluttershy taught her a lot.]

I mean, a little falling on your face does some good, but killing her father? If I see her, I'm going to punch her. Repeatedly.

[nonoticeableconsequences]

I just told you, silly! Fluttershy!

[She giggles like it should be obvious.]

You can go ahead and punch her, but she'll probably throw you into one of her innocent friendship fires. The same way she did with her dad! But to be fair, he was pretty mean to her. Something about ants and leaving her alone in the tundra and slaughtering her wolf family and daring her to love again. I was ready to take him off her hands, but he would only take a pegasus or a unicorn.

[cruel_kindness]

Wait, so... What!? Your Flutterbutt was raised by wolves... and her father killed them?

...I take it back. I'll punch your Fluttershy's father repeatedly. Again, your universe is bucked up.

[nonoticeableconsequences]

It was a reeeeaaaaally long story. I stopped paying attention after she said she's half dragon!

You betcha yellow flank! I hope you have the same amount of dragon slaying experience as my Fluttershy, or you'll end up like one of Fluttershy's bunnies!

[cruel_kindness]

You know, I fought my way out of pony hell, or Tartarus, once. We also have The Stare. Ain't nothing going to kill us.

[nonoticeableconsequences]

Oh cool, sounds like a regular Saturday to me! Well, have fun with it. Oooh, ooh, and if you cut the neck, he'll bleed so much that you can slide down the mountain like a water slide! It's a lot of fun!

[bestofthebest]

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Pinkie...you WANT your mun to have nightmares?!

[nonoticeableconsequences]

Well, sure! Good friends want their friends to get strong and independent and feel like the world isn't such a bad place compared to what it could be, or so said the ponies at the orphanage!

[bestofthebest]

Of course, but I wouldn't want Fluttershy or any of my friends to have nightmares just to get stronger!

[nonoticeableconsequences]

Well, that's because you're so self-absorbed, Dashie! Sometimes I wonder if you even remember what our names are.

[Yeah, it may be becoming more and more clear that this isn't the normal Pinkie Pie.]

Not that it matters, because that's what friends are for! Barely tolerating you so they feel better about themselves!

[inky_link]

[And have a glomp from your sister you may or may not have in your universe.]

I don't care what messed up reality you're from, I'm glad to see you sis!

[nonoticeableconsequences]

[Whoa what personal space much (not that she has any room to talk)]

Sis?

[She's... not aware of having a sister. Then again, she wasn't aware she was a gypsy until a few months ago, sooooooo...]

We're from the same family?

[inky_link]

In another time and another place, I'm Inkie Pie, there's also your other sister Blinkie.

[She lets go with a huge smile on her face.]

[bereavedtransient]

...you're a pony.

[gypsy_portals]

Woah! You're me! Not like, another version of me but a real actually-me me!

You mean you didn't get here with the first portal?

[nonoticeableconsequences]

Whooooooooaaaaa. That's so cool! Another me!

Well, I think I need to fiddle with the portal recipe. I mean, I only meant to save two, no more than that! [And she's reconnecting with her roots, after all.] And who knows, maybe the first one brought me here by accident. Like I said, still fiddling.

[gypsy_portals]

I wonder if you're really the same me at a different time, or something. But I don't remember being in any other munnies' heads...

Oh! I know what went wrong there! The recipe serves nine, you can't really avoid that. But if you're me, and I'm you, then you definitely skimped out waaaay too much on the turmeric and, yeah, if you have to use fake Newt eyes, you gotta double up your order.

It turns out all dragon scales are worthless, though, not just Spike's, so don't worry too much about that switch!