dear_mun | Mar. 4th, 2013

Mar. 4th, 2013

Mun...please, please think of something else to do with me. Send me anywhere else. Chipmunks and zombie apocalypses don't mix, that should be pretty obvious even with your imagination.

I mean, sure if the world ended I'd try to keep myself and everyone safe, but what am I going to do against a zombie?

There must be a better place for me and Dale.

impulsive_bodycheck

Of course I'm not happy with this plan. Part of the reason you picked me up was so we could hang with Blue. Since, well...y'know, he can use the time to chill. That was totally crash.

[He looks decidedly perturbed.]

But now you're saying you wanna send me to some place where I either keep a light with me at all times or end up an on-mode psycho AND you want to try to send me there before I meet any of my buds if possible?

That, is not crash at all.

ex_mrclean768

I didn't think you were going to go through with it.

...At least the username's appropriate.

ambassadorasshat

Hey lady!

I don't get why you keep dragging me out and trying to get me to join these 'games'. They all sound like too much work, and I've got more important things to do anyway.

[...]

And change the damn name already. It's still annoying, and I heard you talking about a different one, so get to it.

anathematized

How do you plan to explain the alive part? I just got better, isn't going to cut it, and I don't think even Damon is self absorbed enough to not notice I wasn't dead.

No. No answers involving time machines or phone boxes.

Also, drop the jokes about my kind being allergic to shirts. Gets old quick.

fleurdelamour

I understand that you wish for me to 'ave some exposure, mademoiselle "mundane," is that what I am to call you?

Mais, I do not believe in magic. And that is a lot of babysitting I will need to do! Ahh, all of the children.

[Aah~ All of the children! Somehow he doesn't mind as much as he seems to be trying to show. Perfect opportunity to be big brother Francis, after all.]

I suppose there are...benefits if I am to consider my potential "peers" there. [Smile~] Per'aps you were thinking of me after all! And at least there is less a chance I will encounter issues with certain nations.

~~[England.]~~

lovesaidno

Relax. I get it, you're excited. I'm excited about getting to stretch my legs again, believe me. But we left off in a good place, you know? I was happy.

No, I know you could fit a ton of backstory into the space before that happened. There's six years worth of blank space, you could come up with anything you wanted. Think about that. Anything.

... and you're thinking more zombies? You've got to be out of your mind. Thanks but no thanks, we've been through that whole routine before. If I'm coming back for another go around, I'm going to Hawaii.

protodeity

Never mind the amnesia and the heart attacks - how are you gonna handle that ending?

That was about as definite as it was gonna get for me, and I don't think it'll change any time soon.

berserked

... You should go to sleep. The profile and all else can wait.

[There's barely a shift in his monotone voice or his blank expression.]

I...don't sleep.

enjoythemoment

Well I gotta hand it to ya, mun. You sure pulled that up rather fast. Aren't lacking in the Imagination department, either. Though I gotta say, you could work on some of your puns.

Tell ya what, why don't you take a break and think over the Major Arcana a bit longer over a cup? ...For cash-change.

[...Mr. H. Mr. H plz. He shrugs his mun's exasperation and amusement off.]

I reckon Phones and the others can handle Joshua just a bit longer. So if you're serious, think it through. And don't forget why you're taking me there, boss.

twinlionfists

Excuse me, player-san, I understand the desire to want to join your friends on another game. Friends are extremely important.

[Blushes a few shades because she's going to say something uncomfortable but takes a deep breath and says it anyway.]

Player-san, you know that I am not your only muse. It is very crowded in your head...not that I'm complaining. You are also very active at our first game, which I am grateful for as it allows me to be with Naruto-kun and Neji-nii-san.

So, why are you going to app me to another game? [Taps fingers together as eyes stare at hands.] You are already behind on other things, yes? Are you sure we can handle this?

[Sighs in defeat.] Fine, but if you are injured in the process, I do not believe that I can heal you.

Current Mood: annoyed

dueltails

HEY COMMUNITY!

Erk, now they're all looking at me. What are you looking at? Did you come here to pick a fight or something? Well, while you're here you could be of some use and help boss my Player around.

Just look at this journal. She only made a second icon because she knew that would be my first complaint and she didn't even bother to hunt down the fanart source. Now I look like I have orange hair too.

Red hair, Player. We've gone over this a thousand times. Red. Hair. [ Sighs. ] Oh, please. It isn't as though you want me to have a different hair color in the first place. You'd have an account for mother if you could come up with a decent username.

...You're going to lose interest in me, aren't you?

She said you wouldn't. Are you going to make her out to be a liar too? How despicable! How devastating! You're going to make me cry, you big bully.

Ooooooh! Just wait until I get my hands on you, Player!

batfail

Which brings me to bullet numero uno: Why? I mean, of all the more interesting people out there, why me? Granted, yeah, okay — I am made of awesome, but that's a little beside the point.

Bullet number two: 88 icons? Seriously? Talk about excess. ( .. ) Thinking ahead?

That brings us to bullet number three: Chill. Please. For the sake of our currently uncaffeinated coexistence, do me a favor and breathe. It's just a rumor, remember?

Albeit an incredible one, and if there's any truth to it, — let's just not talk about that happy dance. Yes, I know you're still upset about — I'm not exactly over the moon, you know that.

Remember, if we're going to do this, then let's do this right. Please. Because I don't think I can take you reading those same two comics again. And again. It's getting a little bit old.

notapuppy

Really? Really? I'm not going anywhere? EVER?

What was the point of even letting me have a journal then, woman?!

fancy_pants

I hope you don't mind my saying so, mundane, but you seem surprised that I find so many of the people in this place so easy to identify with.

[Really? You identify with them?]

...Perhaps identify is the wrong word to choose, but I do at least find many of them interesting, and that's not precisely the same. It makes it easier to avoid breaking character, if nothing else. I'm also somewhat relieved not to have an Inmate, even if it somewhat limits what I can do here. Of all the poor devils I have met and the many more I have yet to meet, I have not seen one that I think would be best cared for in my hands, of all the others there.

[And reminded of something, he practically bounces in his seat.]

Ooh. Did I tell you that there is a Loki there? ...Well, of course you know. You saw him when I did and possibly before. But the ancient god of mischief. How exciting! One wouldn't think to expect such a person on the Barge -- of course, one would first have to consider a god a person, and I suppose they are -- they are given human attributes to make them more relatable, after all, but fascinating, mundane! Here, perhaps, to atone for the untimely death of Baldr? Certainly a kindlier fate than being bound to the rocks by the entrails of his child to await Ragnarok. Or perhaps his luck ran out before Ragnarok came, who knows?

[You're going to be so disappointed, King.]

Hm? Why do you say that?

hagar

Oh, come on. You gotta be kidding me with this crap.

This is like two steps away from LARPing. You know that, right?

Seriously. No. I'm not doing this. Find some other poor bastard to send to this freakshow. I'm out.

wingsofaprayer

Seriously?

I don't know what you're up to, but I don't appreciate being dragged out here and you can forget about bringing me to any of your sadistic games.

I'm done with that.

pushesgently

Stop your laughter. No matter what you saw, Maria and I were not flirting, and the conclusion of that chase was not for your eyes.

[Yeah, someone is slightly annoyed that the bleeding effect just happened to show Desmond the conception of one of his ancestors.]

There's no reason that such a brief appearance should encourage you to take me from my world and place me in another. Focus on the man from Italy, if you're enjoying his tale so much. My work is not a game, and I refuse to play in one of yours.

zakutor

Mun.

Do you really think I have time for... for games?

Well, you're wrong.

hardcorepixie

Come ON, mun! It's been, what, four months? Four months of me sittin' here doin' NOTHING! At least TRY to get me somewhere else! Don't let that pink puff have ALL the fun!

gotstank

Oh goody, Looks like I'm returning tonight~

What's that? Disappointed that the episode isn't going to be about what you thought it would~? Not a "SAINW"/Bad Future esque tale like you so hoped it would? My dear, this is only the start of things to come, I'm sure there'll be plenty of time for that to happen still, yes~?

The Ninja won't know what'll hit him~

[Canon : Randy Cunningham 9th Grade Ninja]

jowly

Seems like you've got a bit of Scottish fetish. Don'tcha? Look, I'm not judging what's inside your head — at least you don't get off from being in the heads' of people shagging in the toilets. Now that's totally side-eye worthy. And probably not something I should repeat, yeah? Right, well, where was I? Oh yeah, us charming, irresistible Scots. I can hardly blame ya. I know it must be our crazy good—

[ cutting you off right there, alex. ]

Alright, alright. Jesus. I know that's not what you want to talk about because what you would rather talk about is heart-wrenching, gut-punching depressing and not on my list of conversation topics right now. Sorry, let's just rewind back to a time when I wasn't stuck in a box next to my own fucking skull and my biggest problem was an uncomfortable, but sexy, bra.

Christ, I wish I could go for a drink.

deathstrike

You have got to be kidding me. The idea that you could even come close to mimicing me is...well laughable I think it a good term. You are small. Pathetic. And I will not work under someone like that. The last person who tried had to use some disgusting mind control juice to get me to do what he wanted. And you have none of that and no similar technology available in your little underdeveloped back-water universe.

So please do kindly go play with all your little hero dolls and leave me be.

gregorian

Well.

Let's see what happens.

ellen_harvelle

No.

I don't care how smart he is. Hell no.

Yeah, you call him the "one and only" in your mind, but not a chance in hell is he needed around here.

[But -]

Pompous sexist asshole with a drug problem isn't needed. No.

[But, he's -]

Don't care. No.

viridiangrove

...Time sure does fly, huh, Mundane?

( she sighs and leans against something. )

I understand why you did what you did. I don't mind. I didn't really get to know anyone, though I'm sure they were all very nice people. I hope they'll be able to go home soon...

...A wish for my birthday? Ah, isn't it a bit too late for that?

...Okay, I'll make one, then...

I wish to see my friends again.

( A smile. ) Let's go back to helping you with your confidence now, all right?

shiichan

What took you so long?

buffing

Okay, so you got my younger self gettin all buddy buddy with Rex? That's cool, he's a pretty good guy. Most of the time, anyway. Not like I got a lot of room to criticize someone having a crazy episode, right?

But don't get any ideas about letting it get all mushy or something. I know, I know -- everyone's gonna be assimilated into Casa de Rex whether they like it or not, but don't start thinking that me gettin' more hugs as a kid is somehow gonna fix the way I am now.

You want me to get all touchy-feely with someone, find a Gwen.

watchher

Yes, I'm aware that we're approaching the one-year mark-- but as it's hardly any sort of record, I don't see what there is to celebrate. It certainly isn't grounds to want me injured, or- or caught up in anything unusually ridiculous, simply because you think I've not suffered enough already.

February was... horrifically eventful, and you really needn't make a habit of it. Between the de-aging madness and the Valentine's event-- it all seems to have existed solely for me to make a fool of myself in front of, of... several individuals. I'd be glad to let the entire mess be forgotten.

A quiet month would not go amiss, assuming you're capable of such a thing.

brittlewind

.. Seriously, lady, I'm not like a porcelain figure. You don't just pick me up, shove me on a shelf somewhere, and then take me down and dust me off again when you want to take a look at me. And stop looking at fanart of guy-me with those others. I don't know any arrow-shooting redheads or dragon-riders or.. whatever the rest of them are.

And no, I don't wear short-shorts or skirts or any of that crap! What is wrong with you? Pants! I like pants! Jeez. My rep would be ruined forever.

advancedbosoms

Oh, boo-frickin'-hoo.

Resolution, shmesolution. You're familiar with Angel, right? Not exactly great at closing doors. For god's sake, every time an ex-blond shows up, the world's hero turns into a junior high girl gushing about Jonathan Taylor Thomas, but with more cookie dough and making vampire babies. [She's not familiar with Justin Bieber or she would totally be bringing that up instead.]

You know what the real tragedy here is, right? Aside from Wesley's unfortunate choice in turtlenecks?

The total lack of me! I turn around for half a season and the whole place falls apart. I was keeping tabs on that group for four years and no one was dying in alleyways!

[Pause.]

Okay, yes, Darla died in an alleyway. so doesn't count.

velvetfool

[Actually, nah, his face pretty much says it all. As do the icon keywords.

It could be worse. She could be shipping him, too.]

Please don't.

Current Mood: uncomfortable

sumer

I will not congratulate you on such a simple name. Even an imbecile would know the land from where I ruled the world. Your attempt at being clever was a poor one, foolish girl.

You know not to expect me to be mere entertainment for you. Leave that sort of nonsense to the others running around in this otherwise empty head of yours. If anything, you should be out and seeking entertainment for me. And make it quick; the penalty for keeping me waiting is a severe one.

sunburning

I suppose Miss Potts and I do have a few similarities. Red hair, unreasonable employers, dangerous situations. On the other hand, my employer actually relishes throwing us both into the most violent environments he can find.

More to the point-- You keep coming back, you know. You leave me be for a few weeks, then return. It's becoming a cycle, don't you suppose? And to think that at first I was an afterthought compared to the others. I think it's time to accept the inevitable and search out a place you you'd like to settle me. Set can do without me for a short time, at least, and it might be enjoyable to have a vacation from his mercurial temper.

No, it's not like that. I'm happy in my job. I can't imagine doing something else, and that's not because I was basically raised to do it. But I am only human, and he is the god of chaos and et cetera, so it's perfectly reasonable for me to need a break now and then.

.. Considering what I'm accustomed to, I think most of these games would be a, what's the phrase.. cake-walk? So lay on, MacDuff.

thegreenwitchofoz

I thought you were too busy with your dissertation to be bothered with these little games that you find yourself glancing towards. Aren't you meant to be working towards your goal of graduating university? It's not all fun and games; and you can't just dance through the year like nothing important will come of it.

That doesn't mean I like sitting at the back of your mind-space either. If you're going to use me, then use me. Let me out and do something. Make up your mind, mundane, am I in or out?

Also: "the green witch of Oz"? No one could ever call you subtle.

perago

You sure you're ready for this?

[ Swirling his glass around with a smirk. ]

You've got big shoes to fill.

livinginthefeymarch

M-mun! I thought you and your friend were kidding when you started cracking on 'how long Rydia spent in the Feymarch without getting older'... and I thought you were kidding when you started laughing about how I probably stopped aging at some point of my life... and then you made this account!
Eternally trapped in a toddler's body my shining staff! Why can't you just keep roleplaying me as you always did in WOM? Please, try to reconsider yo-H-hey! Don't ignore me! MUN!

roguesque

I've made three total appearances. Sit down. I'm flattered, but sit down. You don't even like the reboot. You don't even like the subplot with me in it! Now who's ridiculous?

Well, okay, yes, both of us. Both of us are ridiculous. However, I'm trying to make a difference and help people while you're just refusing to read comics. Bam, moral high ground.

whitescalesbigmouth

I hope to Zephyr none of your dates have ever gone this badly...

Veser's probably thinking I'm the worst choice of girls he could have chosen in the city to take out on a date right now. How about I just throw myself at him and press my non-existent chest up on his arm?

...That's what I thought. Ugh, This is just awful.

I'm just glad no one's around to actually watch how badly this date's going.

improvedwiggle

I honestly don't know what you're playing at but I shan't be sent away to some ghastly sea-port town and that's the last of it. I don't imagine they have the nearest thing to a proper dance hall and I shall go simply mad with the deprivation.

And as you well know, it isn't in my nature as a nurse to sit about on my rear end. I wouldn't know what to do with myself. This will simply HAVE to be the last I hear of it.

ex_bigsmile878

Aw, big guy, what's the matter? You didn't really think I was gone for good, did you? [ Ha ha! ] I gotta hand it to you, chum, for a while there you sure had me going. But we both know in the end, you're like a bad lunch: You always come back.

Now, whaddaya say, huh? Let's put aside these differences of ours and work out a little agreement, you and I. [ ... ] No? Well, that just won't do. Looks like I'll have to throw this shindig without ya, spud. Look out, World. Here comes Joker.

barelythere

[Whatever it is, both Kageno and mun seem to be in a rather gloomy mood. ...Gloomier than usual.]

...Maybe it's time to pack it in, then.

I mean... not like I'll be missed... They probably won't even notice at all... so it's no big loss.

Don't... don't worry about it.

moreofalark

You need to calm down, please. It is worrying to see you in such a state. If I am causing you this much distress, I'd rather you forget about it. I do wish to be with Marius, but I can wait for your sake.

[ She smiles, more brightly now. ]

Also, do not let me forget this, you have no need to be worried! I am certain you will do wonderfully and the others will grow fond of you as I have. Do not sell yourself short, mundane.

streaking

[ a deep drag of a cigarette and a sigh. tendrils of smoke curl lazily when he releases a breath. ]

. . . What are you doing.

[ a question but not phrased as such. really, lady-on-the-keyboard, what are you doing. ]

frogsandsongs

What's that? You saw an advertizement for time travel in that new movie? Well, it's good to know that Mr. Joyce and the other creators might still be thinking of us. It seems like there a lot of those Jack Frosts running around. Let's just hope Wilbur never runs into them. I can only imagine the kind of trouble the two of them might get into together.

Three lifetimes worth of groundings, probably.

Oh, and I'd be careful calling it an "Easter Egg", what with the Easter Bunny being involved.

highclassgal

I'm starting to feel empty without Saji here with me. Yeah, I know that I was leaving him for awhile in my canon point, but if you're really never going to move me any further like you promised, then I want to take back that decision! I want to see Saji again! And I want you to be on the look out for him, okay?

I know you say everything you do is for my own good, but I haven't been feeling too "good" lately. I need someone to hang with besides just the Gundam pilots I've befriended or spoken to. I need Saji!!!

atmospherics

Mun, you should just give up while you're still ahead. I know you're excited to play me ( and lonely ) , since you haven't done "Original Characters" in a while, but the fact of the matter is that you'll probably forget me.

No, I don't think you know how much that sucks. At all.

Plus, you haven't even found me a roomie yet. Not to mention your qualifications are weird...

Ah, I guess in the end it won't matter, will it? You won't listen to a word I say. Blockhead.

doggedretirever

[Oh hey, there seems to be a big, derpy yellow lab wandering around. How did he get here? Who knows. But he's got a white collar with a yellow name plaque on the back. The writing on it probably won't make much sense to anyone who doesn't read binary, though:

010000110110110001110101001011010100011001000001001100000011011100110001001100000011100000110001

Hanging from the collar is a bauble in the shape of a neutral Bit, and if one looks carefully, softly glowing yellow circuits can be glimpsed through the fur.

He seems friendly enough, anyway. Want to pet him?]

Current Mood: cheerful

claws_and_effect

Normie Girl,

Why are you looking for dolls of me on eBay? Are you really that obsessed? I'd be flattered, but you are a normie. Why would I want to associate with that? Normies are about as common as werewolves. Ugh.

Also, the eBay normies need to learn to spell my name correctly. I am not Torelai. Nor am I toralai. Nor Torolai or whatever they choose to call me. My name is... T-o-r-a-l-e-i. Got it? Tora, like the Japanese word for tiger. Understood?

Good. Now, let us talk about what I am going to expect if I live here. Three milkshakes daily. And anchovies on request. Got it? Otherwise I will tell your co-worker who it was that stole the last milk chocolate egg. Never forget that I have my priorities.

[Voice test. First time I ever tried to play someone this mean. Constructive criticism totally welcome!]

1475

Oh, yeah I'm back.

[ and how about some appropriate mood music to go with this dramatic reappearance. ]

And don't think I've forgiven the fact that you forgot about me. At least not yet I haven't. So long as you don't get in my way here, I'll at least think about it. But in the meantime, I have things to do

backseatdriver

Mun, you seem to be under the impression that I want to be dragged out of my nice, quiet life and forced into some weird place. I'd object to that, but, well. Goes without saying, doesn't it?

Oh, and I appreciate your concern for me, but I don't need "someone to argue with" as much as you think I do.

Really, I don't.

twilightlegend

[this is the most horrified expression right now on Link's face.

Mun.
Mun please.
Stop and think about this for a moment.

If the MU had been created without the intention of making him Link's expy (why?), he wouldn't have a problem. But he was, and why are we pursuing a S-rank with Lissa of all people? Do you not realize how many people will want his head? DO YOU NOT REALIZE HOW HIS SMASH BROS WILL CRUELLY MURDER HIM FOR THIS?

he doesn't want to think about the girl's actual brother, with all the Falchion and Aether glory of a Great Lord because he's been hit by both Final Smashes and he's pretty sure he doesn't want to experience the pain of both of them at the same time from the same person]

P-Please reconsider!

[... He hasn't actually included the princesses and childhood best friend of his in that list because thinking of dying a terrible steamy death at the hands of his Smash Brothers in arms and their actual/spiritual successor is scary enough. Link doesn't want to think about what the girls would do. ~~that's a lie, of course, he knows what Zelda and Midna are capable of and the potential thought of it scares him witless~~]

[never has Link felt more like crying than right now. Romance is suffering, man. 8'C ]

[ooc: and now I'll never get Morgan as a result of this. FULL LIFE CONSEQUENCES]

I think we have issues.

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