on mun finishing her angel rewatch

[advancedbosoms]

Oh, boo-frickin'-hoo.

Resolution, shmesolution. You're familiar with Angel, right? Not exactly great at closing doors. For god's sake, every time an ex-blond shows up, the world's hero turns into a junior high girl gushing about Jonathan Taylor Thomas, but with more cookie dough and making vampire babies. [She's not familiar with Justin Bieber or she would totally be bringing that up instead.]

You know what the real tragedy here is, right? Aside from Wesley's unfortunate choice in turtlenecks?

The total lack of me! I turn around for half a season and the whole place falls apart. I was keeping tabs on that group for four years and no one was dying in alleyways!

[Pause.]

Okay, yes, Darla died in an alleyway. so doesn't count.

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[monoculi]

So many words, so little sense.

[advancedbosoms]

When I want your opinion, I'll--

You know, when I want your opinion, I'll probably be asking for it from a padded room. What with the fact that I'd have to be crazy.

[monoculi]

Thanks, you didn't need to elaborate on that last part, I was already kinda there. [sigh.]

But you have to admit, your little rant up there was a little on the incoherent side. Alleyways? Jonathan Taylor Thomas?

[advancedbosoms]

So you've missed a few things here and there. That's on you, not my vernacular.

[monoculi]

Sure, if by 'vernacular' you mean 'amazing skill at not finishing a sentence'.

...honestly, I can't tell if you're more annoyed about the giant forehead that is Angel, or Wesley's wardrobe.