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Hey lady!

I don't get why you keep dragging me out and trying to get me to join these 'games'. They all sound like too much work, and I've got more important things to do anyway.

[...]

And change the damn name already. It's still annoying, and I heard you talking about a different one, so get to it.

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Ambassador Asshat? I like that. It seems to fit such a whiny, pathetic little punk like you. Seriously, my brothers would eat you for dinner in two seconds. And Gaara would do it just for fun.

[Takes tessen off back and unfolds it carefully.] Besides, really, isn't an ambassador to a country supposed to have some sort of dignity? All I hear is you say "Baby no like. Baby demands change." [Flashes a hard smile that's all teeth.] Well, Baby, put up or shut up.

What? I'm not pathetic!

[He's not really arguing the 'whiny' or 'punk' part, just the part that sounds the worst.]

And...I have plenty of dignity. I just have problems with everyone ignoring me and talking about things I don't understand.

[In other words, everything.]

[Mun is dying in a fit of laughter. Temari's just staring at mun, tapping her foot until she's done.]

Yes, please, make my point for me. You don't understand something? Then, don't just whine about how everyone's ignoring you and treating you like a baby. Be a man and find out for yourself. Without making that stupid face, okay?

[Huffs a deep breath.] You wouldn't last a second where I'm from, buster. Man, you make Naruto look like a genius....

[Ion has no idea what an asshat is, but it's an obvious insult. But Luke's already addressed it.]

Wouldn't a game be better than being cooped up?

One game will just have me stuck in a giant tower. I'll take the manor over that any day.

The tower's filled with monsters, too.

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I can see why you're upset then. [He really doesn't get why muns like those places.]

Maybe you can convince your player to go somewhere else.

Yeeeaah, good luck with that. The more you complain, the more they enjoy it, I'm pretty sure.

She probably is enjoying it.

[The mun is, yes.]

Like I said, I wouldn't be surprised. Save yourself the trouble and shut up about it. Your nobility isn't going to do you any good here.

So you're finally taking charge of the situation, huh, Luke? What with these important things you have to take care of and all.

I'm proud of you.

I guess she has yet to figure out you're a failure?

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