voice test kind of maybe

[sumer]

I will not congratulate you on such a simple name. Even an imbecile would know the land from where I ruled the world. Your attempt at being clever was a poor one, foolish girl.

You know not to expect me to be mere entertainment for you. Leave that sort of nonsense to the others running around in this otherwise empty head of yours. If anything, you should be out and seeking entertainment for me. And make it quick; the penalty for keeping me waiting is a severe one.

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[axeatyourside]

Ever the rash one, aren't you?

[sumer]

[ --This is a surprise. Whether or not it's pleasant, Gilgamesh still has to figure. Either way, it has been a long, long time since their last meeting. ]

And ever the brutish one you are, my friend. All these centuries have failed to change you. Do you know what sort of sorcery has brought me to this place?

[axeatyourside]

One must be as such, especially when your ideas are usually ill-advised and are need of revision. [Humbaba was still the WORST PLAN, sorry Gilgamesh. There's somethings you don't get to forget]

I am intrigued to know, I suppose.

[tamedthebeast]

[ A sigh. Oh Gilgamesh. ]

Your Majesty...

[ Tiiiired tone. ]

[sumer]

[ No one ordered you to be exasperated with your king, Shamhat. ]

So even the likes of you are here. What business do you have with me, harlot? And don't waste my time.

[ Not that he was in any rush, really. ]

[tamedthebeast]

I have not been a harlot for eighty years now, Your Majesty.

[ Her voice is calm and cordial. ]

Are my King. I care for your wellbeing and currently you do not appear to be well. Something is obviously troubling you.

mutual voice test combo?? \o/

[onceandfutureknight]

[oh Gil you have such a way with words.]

Worry not, King of Heroes, I am sure your well-tempered speech has provided your Mundane with ample motivation.

[She's not impressed.]

sure!!

[sumer]

[ He is a poet do not mock him Arturia!! ]

So even you've come to greet me, Saber. And so it should be, that my words should move her to act. For her to do otherwise is to commit treason against me.

[onceandfutureknight]

[ How's that published work coming? What was it called again? "50 Shades Of Being A Dick"?

Her mouth flattens. ] Not of my own choosing. It seems my Mundane saw fit to welcome you and yours. [ She wishes it would have been simply the latter and she could have circumvented the whole... interacting with Archer...shtick. ]

And so she passes on her regards.

[rejoices]

It seems that you always try to find failings in the ones who establish a contract with you to complain about, Archer.

[Because being a mundane is like being a Master with unlimited supply of command spells at your disposal.]

[sumer]

I do not seek them out, Kirei. They are so glaringly clear; how can I not admonish fools like this one for being so simple?

[ He doesn't have the Independent Action skill for nothing. ]

[rejoices]

Ignoring them is always an available option, but I do not believe that you have ever exercised discretion.

[ Poor Tokiomi-shi. ]

[penisenvy]

Careful of making claims that give your identity away too quickly, Archer. There are those who can easily use it against you.

...Like a superior Servant like myself.

[Someone's being cocky here.]

[sumer]

[ Wait why is there another King of Knights-- or perhaps not. ]

Who are you to be making such claims towards me, King of Heroes? While I may have not been summoned as a Saber-class Servant, that does not make me any weaker than any who were.

[ Like your father. Or you. ]

[penisenvy]

I am the heir to the King of Knights, as well as a knight superior to him.

[After all, she had slain him in single combat.]

A Saber class is the epitome of a knight. You lack either power, dignity, or righteousness if you fall short.

[A mocking smile curls on her lips.]

[puppy_lancer]

...Glad to see you haven't changed that attitude, Archer.

AAAH protolancer hello...

[sumer]

Why should I have reason to do so? It is an attitude befitting a king such as myself. Though... I do have to find your change of attire and hairstyle intriguing, Lancer.

[ You look a lot more comfortable out of that bodysuit, anyway. ]

hello to you too!

[puppy_lancer]

[He runs a hand through his hair.]

What the hell are you talking about? I look the same as I always did.

[familyjewel]

There are those who would keep you waiting in such a callous way, King?

[sumer]

[ Oh joy of joys. Hello Tokiomi-- it seems that this place has the ability to resurrect the dead. ]

That is so, Tokiomi. And, she also lacks the proper decorum when speaking to me-- this child orders me around ceaselessly, as if she were to have access to a limitless number of Command Spell. I grow very tired of this whole arrangement.

[ Faster than how he grew tired with you-- congratulations, you aren't the most boring Master ever. ]

[familyjewel]

[Oh, he is entirely too aware of those thoughts of yours, King of Heroes, and where they led you. But for the sake of elegance -- yes, even in death and beyond -- he maintains his composure.]

To be expected of a child, truly, but a heavy-handed approach for a being of your caliber, King of Heroes. There should at the very least be an attempt made to ingratiate themselves with your splendor.

[counter]

His do you go from insult to praise, to insult again so quickly? That's one hell of a skill.

[sumer]

Hm? I have praised no one. Unless you think that the simplicity with which an imbecile lives his life is admirable-- in which case, I pity you greatly.

[tenyearsofswords]

It'd sure be nice if I could take your complaints seriously, Archer. But that won't happen until you stop bothering my Master.

If you really were that easily bored you wouldn't seek out such a boring man.

[sumer]

[ He gives you a look. He's never even spoken to Rin, at least not that much. ]

I have no qualms with your Master at the moment, faker. Unless she approaches me herself, I want nothing to do with that wretched child of Tokiomi's.

[ Sorry Assassin he doesn't know...! ]