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[jowly]

Seems like you've got a bit of Scottish fetish. Don'tcha? Look, I'm not judging what's inside your head — at least you don't get off from being in the heads' of people shagging in the toilets. Now that's totally side-eye worthy. And probably not something I should repeat, yeah? Right, well, where was I? Oh yeah, us charming, irresistible Scots. I can hardly blame ya. I know it must be our crazy good—

[ cutting you off right there, alex. ]

Alright, alright. Jesus. I know that's not what you want to talk about because what you would rather talk about is heart-wrenching, gut-punching depressing and not on my list of conversation topics right now. Sorry, let's just rewind back to a time when I wasn't stuck in a box next to my own fucking skull and my biggest problem was an uncomfortable, but sexy, bra.

Christ, I wish I could go for a drink.