welp.

[brittlewind]

.. Seriously, lady, I'm not like a porcelain figure. You don't just pick me up, shove me on a shelf somewhere, and then take me down and dust me off again when you want to take a look at me. And stop looking at fanart of guy-me with those others. I don't know any arrow-shooting redheads or dragon-riders or.. whatever the rest of them are.

And no, I don't wear short-shorts or skirts or any of that crap! What is wrong with you? Pants! I like pants! Jeez. My rep would be ruined forever.