dear_mun | Feb. 8th, 2013

Feb. 8th, 2013

Dear Mundane, did you honestly create an account because you like to see me despair? I wouldn't be surprised if I were to find out you're the mastermind...
( Cut for spoilers )

thereisno11

You have got to be fucking kidding me... Let's face it cockbite, the only reason you want me in this Omega place is to annoy or piss off Wash. News flash, he isn't anywhere near the top of things to do! I'm not going. And if you try it, I'm going to fucking shoot you. And quit making jokes about my aim mun. It isn't funny at all.

Go die, Private Leonard Church.

mylittleheart

Whatever you have planned for me, I'm not going to go along with it. I've had enough of stories and games for a lifetime and once I end his story for good, I'm done. You're not going to drag me somewhere so you can play at being a writer. I'm not your character and I never will be.

carryonourwill

I was perfectly content where I was, Mun. I don't see what you're trying to accomplish by taking me out of your head-space again. But, I suppose, it might be worth another try. Maybe there is more I can do to pay for my sins.

paper_hero

Uh, hey. Mun. Mundane? [He'd much rather shorten it, but he's still iffy on the etiquette of these things and, well, one doesn't become a great hero by ignoring stuff that bothers others!]

Anyway. What I want to say is, well… I know you like writing your stories and all. And I'm glad some of them have me in them! But can't I go out and do something for real? There's gotta be some place I can go, right? I can't help anybody if I'm just sitting around the headspace all the time. Couldn't you, y'know, look around? Maybe get started in that dressing room place you found?

[He misses being in all the action. He misses being in action at all.]

…You could at least go back to playing the game.

switchtail

Wait, no, wait — dragons? The big scaly ones, claws and sharp teeth and wings and all that? Dragons?

Er. You know, I know I wanted to go somewhere — I still do, really, I do! But, uh... Dragons. I don't think... I don't know if I'd be a good fit for that sort of place, being what I am and all. Small, edible, et cetera, et cetera. Really not a good fit at all, so let's find somewhere else, okay? With less dragons, yes? Okay?

Are you sure you won't reconsider? Please do. Please.

disgracedvoid

( cut for courier and Darkleer being Darkleer )

warrantsahello

Mundane... would it ever be too much to ask to be sent to a place that doesn't have such an emphasis on torture?

That said, my Somebody counterpart is there. Without the possibility of an 'AU,' I won't be going there. I can't say I'm too disappointed.

somefrenchfries

I don't see why this is a bad thing, it sounds like we'll have a great time. Well, I will anyway.

[ Except there's one small little detail she's not exactly happy about. ]

What do you mean, collars?

coveredinrust

You're wasting my time. And time is something that I haven't a whole lot of to spare in the first place. So make your choice-- either give me something to do or let me disappear and die nice and quietly at home.

Me? I don't care. It's just boring being stuck here in between.

ownpath

Hey, I'm all for you takin' be from before that whole hell thing, back when me and Sammy still had a good thing going. I'm ready to get back into the game, to kick some demon ass.

But, um, yeah, first... let's do some more icons. Those are fun.

tophattie

I know we're not going anywhere yet, but we are going, right? To some place nice? I… I know it won't be the land of the elves. [She smiles through the sadness of that truth.] And Mr. Elf and Walton can come too, can't they?

[Hattie's practically bouncing on her toes until she ponders the possibility that she won't have the big elf or her dog there with her. She settles down and grabs for the crude wooden pendant hanging round her neck.]

I don't think I want to go if they can't. It wouldn't be right. [She wouldn't be safe without them.] Would any of the others be there? …Maybe it'll be okay if Sue's there. But….

[Not so much enthusiasm now.]

I don't want to go if I'll be alone.

gluttonous_earl

Why are you complaining? Is it my fault that you don't have enough food for two people?

[ T-two people?! YOU ATE ENOUGH FOR AT LEAST FOUR--]

Two. Your imaginary friends don't count.

[ O-ouch... ]

starbreaking

You know, everybody up here can make jokes about how I'm useless or a crybaby or something, but that's not true, and you know it.

Have you ever considered maybe instead of hoping for a player to pop up somewhere, I could just have WarRock with me? It's not as if you'd have difficulty playing him.

...Especially considering your track record. Don't look at me like that, you know what I'm talking about. Just give it some thought, okay? It may really turn things around if we ever go into a game again. I know it's been a really long time since the castle, but it's something to keep in mind.

Thanks.

P.S. Too many soccer players in here. Every time I mention baseball they start giving me weird looks DO SOMETHING.

argenteum

What do you think you're doing? You can't just shove me around into whatever 'meme' or 'game' your desire. I have responsibilities. I have a daughter to look after and this truce with Derek Hale is only temporary. I haven't forgotten when he did to my wife.

[But he had seen first hand that blind hatred could twist his sister , what greed for life and longevity could turn a man like his father into]

draining_touch

Oh yeah? And what makes you think I've got anything to say?

I had it better at Stryker's. At least I habe a big screen TV there, not to mention all the premium channels.

lovethathatch

Whoa whoa whoa, back the fuck up.

You're thinking... of sending me... to Cybertron?

Dude! I know you've thought about it before, but you're actually seriously considering it now?! That would be really fuckin' awesome, not gonna lie.

[Never mind he'd be surrounded by giant robots and other things that might want to kill him. He might be a teenager, but he's a kid at heart, sue him.]

passingships

( Cut for spoilers )

noneedifsimple

Makes no sense. Pointless. Already dead in one universe, why get involved with a new one? Quit content with the way things ended. No need to keep going. Accepted my fate.

[He's fixated on his omni-tool, faintly annoyed as he sorts through some data, shaking his head.]

Haven seems unstable. Shouldn't exist. Curious and intriguing--no no no, still pointless. Goin against all the laws of science by being alive. Could cause problems.

relictusdeus

Come now, my dear mundane... did you truly believe Hector lodging with me was naught but a mere twist of fortune?

[He slouches deeper into his seat with a laugh, smoothly crossing his legs. But it's not long before his smile fades and he looks unimpressed like a spoiled prince presented with a lackluster offering, rolling his eyes in a silent, 'oh fuck me'.]

...Imagine for but a moment if you were to do more than to consume air and space -- perhaps then you would have little trouble acquiring more of your beloved 'castmates' you go on about every waking moment of my life. Now are you finished? I should like to enjoy a moment of quiet - that is to say, if I must simplify it further for you, that I can do without your whining voice burrowing its way into my ear. 'twould behoove you to remember that, for your own sake.

priapia

Oh, have I returned, then? I never know where I am these days.

Don't you fret, as I'll do my best not to corrupt the innocents in your headspace. Honest. [ she holds her hand to her heart. ] I'm far too busy chasing American musicians, Titans, and French poets to do such a thing. (And that's just in recent months.) I'm glad I have friends here, you know. I don't like to feel lonely, which you very well know, don't you?

~~I still miss him.~~

Now! Let us drink and be merry! I'd like to linger, thank you very much.

windowtothesoul

My, it does seem like we will be seeing much more of each other in coming months. You took swift and remarkable interest in my work. You should not be disturbed. It's only natural that you are drawn to what you have been taught to fight against. Understanding what you fear most is the key to unlocking your own potential.

We shall unlock that potential. Together.

reiks

Our best efforts were made, m'lady. What is not meant to be is not meant to be.

There will be other opportunities that will no doubt present themselves. I am patient. In fact, I am not so eager to try again so soon. If we take our time, and not rush, we will find our place.

emeraldcrusader

Writer, I appreciate that you're actually working on this. But I have an issue with you. I always do.

Produce.

You want me to work and manage the produce department.

All that stuff there would sooner wilt and spoil. I'd prefer something a little more active. Like sporting goods or electronics.

wolf_fury

Whoa, seriously, take it easy. This isn't a big deal. Now that it's all done you're supposed to just sit back and see what happens. Kinda out of our hands at this point, after all.

We'll deal with the results when they come in. No need to get yourself all worked up about it at this point.

Finishing the game again might be in your best interests, though. Should work on that.

justhitjackpot

Hey, fuck you. Just because I'm not as much of an asshole anymore doesn't mean I've gone soft, okay? And for all you know I fight better now. Jeez.

...Whatever. Just hurry it up. If I can take cannibals and zombies and friggin' storms and snow and floods and all that other stuff for a straight couple months, I can take whatever other bullshit you throw at me.

If you're ready this time, so am I.

the_electrician

//: ...

//: ...

//: ... When you say 'There is no paradox there," what exactly do you mean?

//: Shit

allswellthatendswell

Now that didn't take very long at all, did it? Do you think you can understand me after just four chapters? I'm quite doubtful, you know. Sure, the best of books should grab your attention in the first chapter but they never reveal their depth until the very end. Or at least a bit further on, yes? Ah well don't say I didn't warn you~

Do you have any idea where I'm supposed to go? It'd be nice to see Reimu-chan or Akyuu-san, even Marisa-san so long as she doesn't try to steal my books. How are we supposed to maintain the shop if nobody pays their lending fees?

dork_of_keys

I'm fine, Mun. If they've gone home, they can take care of stuff there and they'll be fine. It's better than having to deal with whatever mess we've got on our hands in Revenance. Just being dragged into the sleeping realms, in worlds that shouldn't be sleeping in the first place, is crazy enough. The anonymous, the photos, whatever's keeping us there... It's crazy and... yeah, I'll miss them, but they're probably safer dealing with something we already know about.

Besides which, I think there other reasons to be worrying about me, if you must. Like the photos? It's not even your idea. The mods came up with that on their own.

... Don't tell me you like this idea. Mun!

Never mind.

Right now... I'm actually a little more worried about Roxas. No, not the one in Revenance, although I do need to talk to him a bit. Right now, I mean the one in your head space and the crap that's going on in It's Just a Game. You can't just let him hide out and not participate in this week's events? Honestly, I'm kind of surprised he didn't post here already... unless he's too busy freaking out, in which case I don't blame him.

seamistress

Wasn't it enough to lock me up like some kind of pet? Now you're parading me around to strangers or who knows what else?

I hope you're having fun with this. I really do.

If this is some attempt to use me as bait to get new playthings for your little game, then you're one twisted young lass.

teenagebadboy

If you're sincere about playing me you have to pull through. I know things look bad and it'll only get worse. With Jackson gone... [Huffed sobbing.] You know things will get better eventually after a long period of... bad things. But you gotta be strong because I can't right now. It's what he wanted and I have to find comfort in that. But I'll never forget him. I'll keep that promise.

You can't give up. I can't give in so you damn won't either! Get up to date with the episodes you have missed and man up. [Scowls.]

chosen_kindness

Mun,

You know you don't have time for anything extra now. It's why you went on hiatus from most of your games this month. Not to mention that you promised your friend that you'd work on an app for that game when you were done working inventory.

So why is this new information you just learned have you so eager to work on an app and send me someplace else?

I don't think I'll ever understand you.

flourisher

Ah mun-san, it's been almost a month since you last played me and since we all went home, and you gave up reading my canon...

( a pause. )

But the moment you hear about me um.....*cough* having sex, full blown, not that thing with Tatsumi, you go nuts and start yelling at me.

Maybe you should read up to understand what's going on. You're confusing the both of us.

thelefthand

Oh, of course. Here I am, freshly acquired to entertain you. It's almost as though I've got nothing else to do. No better, more important things to be working on with my precious time. I'd love to sit here and do nothing while you listen to the other voices in your head. And to think, I didn't even put them there. That's quite the accomplishment.

...Are you feeling alright? You look tired. Maybe you should rest; let someone else take over for a while.

unlmtdpotential

No.

...Just--! Hold your horses, would you?

[scolding ~~motherly~~ frown goes here] You have enough to worry about, such as making sure you have a home to settle in once you move back to your homestate. Then there's the move itself!

[Relax, X, it'll be a while yet!] And then what happens after that? You get another job, you'll get worn out, and you have another group you play with on another site! If you're going to send me somewhere, you'll at least have to make sure I'll stay a while and remain active.

If you're going to do it, do it after considering all the options first. You might also need to canon review just to be sure.

foulmouthmutant

You're kidding, right? Please tell me you're fucking kidding because that shit is not funny. No one's gonna try and tag with some new kid on the block that came from damn your head and not the actual comics or the movies. I can't even fucking see and you're trying to get me to be social.

No, I don't fucking care that 'Xavier's school is fantastic for fandom OCs!' because I'm someone they don't know, I've got a mouth like a damn sailor and I'm not actual Marvel canon. I'm Mun-canon. That's why people outside the X-Men series aren't going to fucking tag you either. C'mon, get with the program here.

Just put me back with Fiona and shut the hell up about how you want me to be more active because that shit isn't going to happen. In fact, get Fiona to play, she's gotta work out all that damn energy. Everyone loves a blue-eyed blondie from fucking Maine, right?

Now the get the hell outta my face before I hit yours with my cane, bitch.

Current Mood: pissed off

illusionary_funeral

Really? Simply because I am a fox? There needs to be a better reason than that to take me from my duties. There is still a lot to be done while Yukari sama sleeps, I don't have time to play games with you.

assassinates

I did not realize you weren't done playing games just yet. [A long pause as she tilts her head.] It seems like a reasonable request. I agree that both acquiring Bubbles and having Garrett before Francesca takes him is a compromise I'm willing to accept for my cooperation.

But don't test me. [The threat is said in a soft, but firm, voice.]

dearly_beloved

You've procrastinated enough today.

You even did so after I told you this would happen-- was I wrong? Well go on then, get moving.

whereyouneedme

[ See this face? This is not a happy face.

Not that it is always easy to tell, but at least now the sheer annoyance radiates.

In waves. ]

Let me get this straight. You want me to leave my post to go Maker knows where because your friends told you should do it and you lack the ability to say no?

That's a great idea. You have several other people up here that you can send in my place, and I have enough trouble to deal with without the likes of you and what you choose to do for fun.

[ oh, if it's not one thing. it's another! ]

Do what you will, but leave me out of it.

[ and a look around, added quietly - ]

- and I thought the barracks were cramped quarters.

[ Aveline, out ]

dissembling

You're sure, mun? Absolutely sure, really? Maria-sama won't be there, but Asagi will be? You're sure she'd want me to go there? I can, she can count on me, but...

What am I going to do?

I'm not sure if "whatever I want" is the answer I was looking for, actually. Can't you be more specific? Please?

ironoxides

I don't want to play with you.

Go away. You have more important things to do, anyway.

styxiedust

Well, long time no see, Miss Mun!

Ah, you're still debating about whether or not I should use honorifics since you're taking me from the manga now, is that right? Don't worry, don't worry, just do what feels natural!

Speaking of natural, are you still fussing over my icons? I mean, yes, there's something to be said about dedication and organization, but I hope you change these keywords eventually...they're quite silly. Moreover, I know you're not going to stick to this limit you put on yourself. You'd just end up stressing yourself out, anyway! Relax and have fun!

And of course I'll be fine on my own. I'll miss everyone from home, certainly, but it's not like I'd die without them. Sometimes I need time to myself to have some of my own fun, if you know what I mean.

[Like trolling people that can't tell she's not a human. And some karaoke too.]

deniedaccess

Miss Mundane.

Get your head straight. You have no excuse for this.

xiaolang

Oi, mundane. If you're going to canon review like you said would, stop procrastinating. [ a disapproving sigh. ] I can't tell if you're serious or not.

meanoldnut

Now really, Mun? "Mean old nut"? Couldn't you think of a better name than that?

penisenvy

So Father will be going to this game...and you are sending me there too? We do have our Noble Phantasms, right? Good.

[A demonic smile appears on Saber's face.]

I will crush him beneath my feet once more and make him acknowledge me as the true king! Anyone who says otherwise can talk to my sword!

You've got a week before apps are processed and you've got the raws of the Apocrypha novel. I expect you to churn out the translation and my app without any fuckups! And don't you fucking tell a king that they can't order you around like this!

onwardsaoshima

Couldn't wait to see me like this the usual way, huh? All right, I see where this is going. Nudge nudge!

[She gasps.] Does this mean I could go back and talk to myself?! This is great! There's so many things I want to tell me! Like... the vampire boyfriends? BLEAGH. Selkies are where it's at! So tragic. And that whole thing with Dipper and the thing and the other thing? HUGE MISTAKE.

So hey! Now that I'm here, what are we gonna do?

shadowsfadeintolight

Will I miss it?

At heart, no. You know what my opinion of the city has been, ever since I first pulled myself up out of the well.

Will I miss who I met there? With one exception, no. Everyone else there that was familiar to me was from my time before the city, and... [Heaves a sigh.] From my perspective now, there will be no distance between waking up and seeing them again.

From their perspective, well...

They'll just have to have faith.

As for you, you wonder if I mind no longer being one of your more active muses, and the answer is no. I do not mind.

You've grown past needing the type of catharsis playing me provides, and for that... I am proud of you.

As for those I left behind, they're in good hands. After all, Legato remains.

glimmerofheaven

Hey now, there's no reason ta be upset. Everything worked out fine, didn't it? But you're getting all worked up over it anyway.

Everything has to come to an end eventually, y'know. But you just gotta keep moving forward. If you spend all your time dwelling on the past you'll end up like this old man here, learning that lesson the hard way.

godmaker

How amusing it is, for such a small thought to blossom into such effort, little one.

Don't mind me, this sounds interesting, you know. It does not bode well to dwell on petty things, such as...what was that, where you are to send me, as I am quite fond of crossing worlds.

valois

You continue to change your mind. Perhaps if you settle on a choice, den dat shall clear de confusion.

nightmaretubs

I don't see why I shouldn't have come, mundane. After all, who doesn't enjoy multiversal places and stuff? It reminds me of that delightful romp with those mechanical bees!

And don't worry about getting that story done, mun. You'll do it! Or not. Either way, you'll be a-okay in my book.

egohalfempty

Let me get this straight.

Your plans for me are... one, I get trapped in some weirdo labyrinth that looks like the Guild Hall. Two, while I'm there, the evil version of avatar spills all of my secrets and threatens to kill me. Then, finally, number three...

I start crushing on a serial killer?

Are you SERIOUS?! I didn't think I could possibly hate you any more, but-- but-- you are just the world's biggest jerk!

evolv

Hey man, don't worry too much about the slang, alright? You can figure that part out. Plus, you got friends who'll want to help you with everything. This is going to be an easy ride.

Yeah, you keep believin' I don't die. Whatever makes you happy.

gud

IS GUD 1 BOSS.

BOSS SAY
'GAME' HERE NOT. HOME NOT.
?BOSS NOT?

HERE IS GUD. 1 FIND 2. 3. WE3.

takes_an_idiot

A servant eh? As long as my master's a gullible idiot, I think I'll be just fine. And come on, people will be falling all over themselves ot be my master. Remember what I did to Naota? That same charm'll get me any master I want.

Also did you see my stats? A rank strength! That means i can punch Hercules to death! How awesome is that?! I'm gonna win this war with my hands tied behind may back, I guarantee it~

girlwiththeyellowrose

I like all kinds of games, mun! Just hurry up and pick on already! Oooh, I bet one of them has dolls and other kinds of toys, right? Let's go to that one!

I think we have issues.

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