what am I even doing.

[onwardsaoshima]

Couldn't wait to see me like this the usual way, huh? All right, I see where this is going. Nudge nudge!

[She gasps.] Does this mean I could go back and talk to myself?! This is great! There's so many things I want to tell me! Like... the vampire boyfriends? BLEAGH. Selkies are where it's at! So tragic. And that whole thing with Dipper and the thing and the other thing? HUGE MISTAKE.







So hey! Now that I'm here, what are we gonna do?

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[lovethathatch]

[Oh no, you used the 's' word. You've doomed yourself.]

You've gotta deal with all that crap too, huh.

[onwardsaoshima]

What crap? [She gasps.] Are you a selkie?

[lovethathatch]

Kiiiiiind of. Half. [Shrug.] My mom's one.

[onwardsaoshima]

OHMYGOSH OHMYGOSH. How old are you?!

[lovethathatch]

Uh... Nineteen?

[onwardsaoshima]

[She does some quick math and then BEAMS.]

Are you seeing anyone?

pfff mabel no

[lovethathatch]

[Well, that's forward. He blinks, then just kind of smiiirks.]

Wellllll, not technically...

WHY NOT ._.

[onwardsaoshima]

[She offers out a hand for shaking.] Meet your new girlfriend!

IT'S A BAD IDEA, TRUST ME

[lovethathatch]

Oh really? [Get a good look at those teeth when he grins and takes her hand.] Well, a pleasure to meet you, girlfriend of mine.