possibly considering dragon haven.....

[switchtail]

Wait, no, wait — dragons? The big scaly ones, claws and sharp teeth and wings and all that? Dragons?

Er. You know, I know I wanted to go somewhere — I still do, really, I do! But, uh... Dragons. I don't think... I don't know if I'd be a good fit for that sort of place, being what I am and all. Small, edible, et cetera, et cetera. Really not a good fit at all, so let's find somewhere else, okay? With less dragons, yes? Okay?

Are you sure you won't reconsider? Please do. Please.

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[piketwirler]

Oh, don't worry, they're not the big scary eat-your-face-off dragons! They're the kind of dragons that sit around and sip tea and eat fancy little cakes and gourmet cheeses. It's really quite nice.

Or that's what my mun wants me to say, and she would never sugarcoat anything. Ever.

[switchtail]

You mean there are dragons other than the big scary eat-your-face-off kind? I don't know if I can believe that.

[He pauses, seeming to forget at least part of his fear.]

How would a dragon hold a teacup, anyway?

[piketwirler]

I had a whole conversation with a miniature talking purple dragon when I arrived in the Havens. Hadn't come across one like that before. [ So yeah, there are totally different kinds.

...whoa. wait. ]

I... I don't know, actually. I imagine they would need an extra large teacup. Either that or very tiny hands.

[switchtail]

How miniature is miniature? [Because no matter how long he wears this human skin, his sense of scale is always going to be a bit off.]

Tiny hands... What, like a T-rex? I guess that would make them less threatening. But there's still the teeth and the wings and everything else to account for...

[attemptsperfection]

[Oh gdi. Why did this guy have to give his mun ideas. >BI]

Dragons...sounds like it's gonna be a very dangerous place.

[switchtail]

It does, doesn't it? Which is why I'd much rather not go there. At all. Ever.

There are other places out there that don't have dragons, right?

[attemptsperfection]

Yeah, but they still involve getting trapped.