Side-eyeing re_alignment for a secondary game

[lovethathatch]

Whoa whoa whoa, back the fuck up.

You're thinking... of sending me... to Cybertron?

Dude! I know you've thought about it before, but you're actually seriously considering it now?! That would be really fuckin' awesome, not gonna lie.

[Never mind he'd be surrounded by giant robots and other things that might want to kill him. He might be a teenager, but he's a kid at heart, sue him.]

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[kungfugeek]

Oi kid, you'll attract the crazies if you show your excitement.

[lovethathatch]

Psh. I attract crazies anyway.

[That's not a thing to brag about, Veser.]

[kungfugeek]

...

[PJ's just gonna hold up a finger.]

Not something to brag about.

[He comes from a world where giant pandas and whale gods are a thing]

[lovethathatch]

[Yeah, that's way crazier than vampires and werewolves and murderous ghosts, but like Veser cares.]

Whatever. Besides, I've dealt with a whole lotta worse, I can handle myself.

[kungfugeek]

[Hey, he won't doubt that. Kids are pretty influential to him. Still, he can tease.]

Really now? Even against giant guys like me?

[lovethathatch]

Find the weak point and you can take down anything, robro. Attack it for massive damage.

[He's occasionally a nerd, okay.]

[kungfugeek]

I like your style, kid. Just don't get in too over your head.

[whitescalesbigmouth]

Cybertron...?

That's a long way away isn't it? Like a whole different universe away.

[lovethathatch]

Yeah, it kinda is. But it's not like my home universe has anything more to offer.

Plus I'll still be in the City.

[whitescalesbigmouth]

That's good.

[Because she'd be lying if she said she wasn't upset about you up and leaving when they've just become friends.]

But there has to be something about your real home you like, isn't there?

[lovethathatch]

Oh, don't get me wrong, my real home is fine. I did have a some of unfinished business there, too.

It's just my life that sucked.

[whitescalesbigmouth]

Veser.

[Oh dear, should she pry? Or is this something she better just leave well enough alone? But she can't just ignore that there's something in Veser's life that happened to make him feel this way.]

I-I'm sorry. I had no idea

[lovethathatch]

Don't be. S'not exactly something I like to brag about.

[falkeditupagain]

Woah...

That's pretty awesome!

Do you get your own Autobot buddy? Or are you going to stay that way? I don't get how that'd work. I mean, What if you get stepped on?

What do they do? "Sorry bro, didn't see you there!", "Gross, human stain on my giant metal foot!" I mean, really. Everyone has to be clumsy sometimes. Even robots.

That's super potentially hazardous. Yanno, to go hand in hand with the 'holy shit awesome'.

[lovethathatch]

Yeah, that's one of the things my mun's kinda worried about -- me getting stepped on, I mean -- but come on! This is, like, the coolest opportunity ever.

I dunno about the 'Bot buddy, though, but that would be kinda cool.

[falkeditupagain]

I know I would want to take it.

Well seeing as I assume you're going to make some friends when you go, you'll get lots of them.

[lovethathatch]

I am kinda hard to resist.

[Pffffff]

I just gotta kick my mun into gear and off I'll go.

[falkeditupagain]

[He kind of snorts at that. Sorry bro, he just can't...]

Oh yes. Totally.

You just gotta tell me how it is on cybertron.

[lovethathatch]

[A little 'shut up' glare for about a split second before he gets excited again.]

You kiddin'? I'm gonna tell everyone how it is on Cybertron. Rub it in their faces.

[dicey]

So what's Cybertron? Don't leave us hanging!

The name sounds cool, though. Is it filled with badass robot stuff?

[lovethathatch]

Hell yeah! It's a giant robot planet filled with giant transforming robots. Fuckin' sweet.

[dicey]

Man, they'd love me there. I have a robotic arm.

[lovethathatch]

Whoa, really? Cool!

[Then he thinks of the implications.]

...Errr, maybe not so cool, but... cool. Y'know?

[He knows how to words, really.]

[dicey]

Are you kidding? It's the coolest. There's nothing uncool about it!

[lovethathatch]

Then cool it is! And same goes for the horns and stuff -- hey, I guess you could say you're kinda horny.