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[foulmouthmutant]

You're kidding, right? Please tell me you're fucking kidding because that shit is not funny. No one's gonna try and tag with some new kid on the block that came from damn your head and not the actual comics or the movies. I can't even fucking see and you're trying to get me to be social.

No, I don't fucking care that 'Xavier's school is fantastic for fandom OCs!' because I'm someone they don't know, I've got a mouth like a damn sailor and I'm not actual Marvel canon. I'm Mun-canon. That's why people outside the X-Men series aren't going to fucking tag you either. C'mon, get with the program here.

Just put me back with Fiona and shut the hell up about how you want me to be more active because that shit isn't going to happen. In fact, get Fiona to play, she's gotta work out all that damn energy. Everyone loves a blue-eyed blondie from fucking Maine, right?

Now the get the hell outta my face before I hit yours with my cane, bitch.

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[honestum]

Freyr. Stian Anderson.

Language.

[foulmouthmutant]

Great, full name basis. Look, if I actually gave a fuck about my language, I'd change it by now. But I don't, so suck it.

[honestum]

I do not care how old you are, you will at least respect your creator.

[foulmouthmutant]

Hell no. She brings me here and I pretty much sit on the motherfucking sidelines because I'm not like you, I'm head-canon, not actual canon. She brought me here to play me with others and she's too fucking chicken shit to actually play me against people I would actually interact with if I was part of the actual movies.

And just so we're even, Captain Steven Rogers, I don't care how old you are, what your shitty title is or anything like that. I don't have to change or answer to anyone.

[honestum]

Fine, then tell her those things in a more polite manner and she might gather the courage to send you out more and interact with other people.

But just to let you know, despite being canon, I have a ton of dropped threads from other people. So it depends upon both sides to keep a thread going. Don't just blame your mun or yourself.

[foulmouthmutant]

Pft, yeah right. I tell her to go and make a post and she chickens out and goes back to one of the other characters. I'm not meant to be here, just like I'm not meant to be among regular people. I don't fucking fit in. I'm fine with that, and I won't settle for the little shit putting me some place she's not even going to use me in.

[honestum]

Who said you had to fit in? Look at me, I should be dead by now, but i am here, fighting things worse than Nazis. Apparently, not many people from that time or those wars are left living.

Now buck up. Things will get better.

[foulmouthmutant]

Coming from one of the stars of the actual movie-canon, you wouldn't get it, Captain America.

Don't you have people to go save from burning buildings and kittens to get out of trees? I'm sure people actually want to play shit out with you. I'm gonna go keep the bench warm.

[honestum]

Hey.

Riddle me this.

Who would be better sneaking into a building in the middle of the night? A guy who doesn't know much about modern security systems or the kid who can see in the dark?

[foulmouthmutant]

Who'd be better at sneaking in? A bad guy, a villain. So you're going to compare me to one of those now? Fantastic, you're such a great fucking guy, how could I have seen the error of my ways without such intelligent insight?!

So I can see in the fucking dark, no one wants to play with people like that.

sorry it took so long!

[honestum]

[Steve shakes his head.]

No, no. I am not comparing you to a villain at all. You're better than that.

And hey, Fi likes to play with you.

No worries!

[foulmouthmutant]

Then why the fuck did you bring it up? Kind of a dick move.

And I like playing with Fi too, but it's redundant when the mun's the same. That's not playing with other people - other mutants.

[honestum]

Because someone like me, who can't see in the dark, often stubs their toes on table legs. Or run into walls. Or trip over a bucket and fall through the screen door.

Well, maybe you need to get out more. Try new things. Disney characters.

[foulmouthmutant]

Maybe because you're not fucking paying attention to what you're doing - not my fault I can do better at that.

And Disney characters? Seriously? Do I look like I'm twelve?

[honestum]

No, so I'll be sure to work on that.

A lot of those characters are deep and complex, not just for kids.

[morethanpasta]

People might like you better if you were a little bit nicer!

[Feli sighs. That's what he keeps telling his brother in every incarnation and it never helps, he has little hope of it working with this boy.]

But Xavier's is really nice! I got kissed by a girl.

[foulmouthmutant]

Suck it up, this is me being nice.

[Okay, that's a lie, but whatever.]

What does you being kissed by a girl have to do with anything? You fucking bent or something? Or are you like the mun, too chicken shit to actually do something?

[morethanpasta]

[Oh well, now Feliciano is truly offended. Good going, there.] You shouldn't insult my mun! You don't talk badly about girls... even if they're really mean to you and laugh at you and plot evil things. But you don't speak badly of them, that isn't nice.

[Thinking, thinking, thinking...] And I like girls and boys.

[foulmouthmutant]

I wasn't insulting your mun, dumbass. I'll talk badly about whoever I want because you're not the fucking boss of me. You sound like a chicken-shit too. And why the hell did you bring up kissing girls, that's totally fucking irrelevant to what I'm talking about here.

[morethanpasta]

Is not! I was trying to tell you that Xavier Institute is a nice place to live in because you get to meet and kiss nice girls there!

[foulmouthmutant]

I'm not here to go to school, damn it, I'm here to actually try and interact with other people outside of it! I don't want to swap spit with others, that shit's just nasty.

[morethanpasta]

But you will have to go to school! I thought I wouldn't have to when my mun made me a human teenager and sent me to Xavier's. I thought I could have siesta all day. But they have me studying maths and sciences and I have to read books.