dear_mun | Jan. 8th, 2013

Jan. 8th, 2013

Ma'am.

We meet again. Watching season 4 seemed to clinch it for you, didn't it? You knew I wasn't going to let this go. [No, H, you're not the type to do that.] Time we found some casework, wouldn't you say? [Are you going to keep narrating everything?] You do have to find a voice for me, the best way is to keep in practice.

And now, [oh, here come the shades] I'm here for keeps.

wolfscub

Hey, mun! Nice place ya got here, I like the whole... you know. Thing.

But we've gotta talk. See, I saw some of those places you're sending the other guys up here to...

So, when do I get to go to one of them with... you know, all the ladies? [Insert a fifteen year old waggling his eyebrows here]

Come on, they don't know what they're missing out on! A hot, smart lady like you knows I belong there.

Mom and Dad don't have to know.

nine_bad_ideas

Come on. There's no way this was a bad idea. If it was bad, I'd know. Don't ask how, I just would, okay? I've got a sense with these things.

Yeah, so six issues isn't much to go on, but you're worried about alienating the movie fans and getting your ass kicked by the comic fans 'cause you don't know my life story panel by panel? Screw 'em, who cares. One more thing you and I got in common.

Stop reading this post over and over again, I'm fine, damn it. What's the worst that can happen, a bunch of nerds on the internet laugh at you?

shuutaa

... More icons. Mm, thanks. I don't know if we'll need them all, though.

[ "You never know, Rock! We have to be prepared~" ]

Whatever you say.

[ "Is there a game you wanna go to?" ]

I don't... really care where we go. Just anywhere is fine.

[ "Just anywhere? No preferences or anything?" ]

No. I just think that... having a home at all is nice. I guess. I don't know. Maybe it's because I'm not used to having one. It's -- it's been a long time...?

Something like that.

... Don't give me that look.

flame_king

No I have no interest in interacting with anyone from 'K' even if the one of their Kings looks and sounds like me. If you want to revive me as a muse, I'm sure you can find better things for me to do, unless this is just another one of your whims.

And I know you have no plans of even trying to send me anywhere. You have too many others as it is .

judgmentality

Since you're going away soon, wouldn't it make more sense for you to play me after your internet service is more certain? I imagine that would make more sense and thus wouldn't leave anyone hanging.

Now, I have some things to take care of. Please make an appointment with my secretary the next time you feel the need to barge in on me while I'm working. Even without his powers at the same level as they were before, Wild Tiger is still racking up fines and I need to take care of these matters as Hero TV's curator.

If you'll excuse me.

halfsageprofessor

Honestly, mundane.

You have actually been forgetting to add tags to your dear_mun posts? Must I be the one to teach you how to act more civil in a venue you should already know?

...

You're hopeless. Here, I'll at least guide your first step. And....there. Now don't let me catch you forgetting to add tags. Is that understood?

[Yes, ma'am....damn, that's one hell of a teacher voice...]

futureprofessor

Miss Mun, I know you're excited about the new games, but I think you really need to, like, breathe! Everything looks beautiful though, I'm getting really excited too. And those starters! You don't know which one you'll choose yet? Hehe, I don't blame you. I also think they all look totally adorable!

thunderboltsandlightning

As it would do no good to attempt to dissuade you, Lady, I simply would have you remember that I can not be too far away from Asgard or Midgard for too long. Send me off on your adventures at will, I am more than a match for your designs, but allow me to fill my duties as needed.

completeloyalty

What am I supposed to care for your blighted city of sin?

You tempt me. Taunt me. What magiks might lurk so close to the devil’s heart as to open the gateways to hell, and free my infernal mistress? You know exactly what I will do. I’ll kill them all. The streets will run red with the blood of the fallen, and all those that do not bow down will perish. Amena shall reign as God and Master over all the Kindred, I will serve at her loyal right hand, and the cattle will cower in the darkness as vampires claim back the night.

They’ll kill me, you know that they will have to. Again and again and again. And such would never stop me. Some people think they can question their orders. Others know that’s not what ‘order’ means.

bluehooded

Let's get Kili, find Uncle Thorin, as see to it that the hobbit stays in roughly one piece. I'm itching to get started!

callmeyork

Sometimes I don't quite understand you, mundane. First you drop out of that one game I was ostensibly still active in, then you mope for a few days, and suddenly consider me for a counselor position at a camp for psychics?

[Drag... puffff. Smoke goes everywhere.]

I mean, hey, do what you want. But don't say I didn't warn you about your own bad habits.

jesushchrist

Again? Oh, don't you try to demonize me just because I am the only goddamn voice of reason around here. You've made your bed, missy. Now you've got to lie in it, just like all the rest of us.

soangryicouldtinkle

Well, I think I am the most evil muse there is.

...

Okay, fine, Kefka ranks up there. I guess.

...

What the hell is a Fermet?

de_trop_cognition

Now that you're no longer stuck in bed and being threatened with a trip to the hospital, I feel that it's time to confront you about your thoughts as of late. Boring as they are, I understand that the heartbreak that took place several months ago is the cause of your ridiculous moping.

How much longer are you going to allow that childish girl hold so much power over you? It's done. You've had your period of mourning over a seven year friendship that crumbled "without warning." The signs were there. You both knew it. She cast you out and now you've got yourself to deal with, so do it. Spending your day in front of the telly or sleeping hasn't done anybody an ounce of good.

Throw out the things that she gave you. Delete the conversations you have saved. For the love of everything you believe in-- get rid of that blasted video of her playing with her dog. You're nothing to her, now. Be angry with the truth if you want, but here it is:

Keeping all of this rubbish around is only going to hurt you more, and she really has outdone herself already, wouldn't you say?

The sooner you move on the better.

grazedmystinker

What's the matter, Dumb-dumb? The world run outta steppin' stools?

[Give her a minute. She's laughing wickedly. Her smoker's cough is pretty wicked too.]

I'm just messin' with ya! I mean I've always admired your work in the Wizard of Oz!

I always wanted to be in the Lollipop Guild, but these long, sexy legs of mine prevented me from ever fulfillin' my dreams! You made it though, baby girl. You made it.

[Aaaand there she goes again, laughing and coughing her face off. ih8ujoy]

pasteurized

You're sending me to another planet with Six and Rex in tow.

Forgive me if I'm not trembling with anticipation.

bloodtears

I suppose you expect me to be grateful, don't you? Yes, it's preferable to being shot, but this whole business about superheroes and powers - it's all a bit silly, isn't it? Not to mention being put somewhere against my will.

And because I know you've discussed it: I strongly suggest you decide that no, Mr. Bond will not be getting revenge for our last encounter. Thank you.

nomorals

Look, if I had it my way, dad wouldn't be showing up at the camp at all. It's bad enough he shows up to ruin my life around Ooo, can you imagine what it would be like in an enclosed space for three months a year?

Ugh, I don't even want to think about it.

Let's just drop this subject, okay?

wouldyoulikemyhat

No, I understand all too well! You liked the film well enough, so you decided to read the book again. You liked that well enough, too, and now the tour is in your city. And despite your so-called unending workload, you've still found the time to get me a new account and a new face.

None of this surprises me. We both know you've never had any sense of self-control. It is your dithering that I find exhausting. Make up your mind: either choose a damn game or don't. It makes no difference to me, so long as you stop going on about your many and varied [lip-curl] feels.

superoverachiever

Can't I just stay in New York? I think all of this dimensional travel and crossroads of reality stuff is more of Danny's thing anyway. I just kick butt of the regular and supervillain varieties. And I don't wanna miss school.

...What? Why are you giving that look? I don't! Excuse me, for caring about my education.

strategic_guile

I know that last post gave you 'ideas' and now you want to update my 'canon' but you're being remarkably cruel about it.

We've worked well together these past few years and I'd hate to see our relationship turning for the worst now. Especially since neither of us have any idea how to work out 'cross-canon pairings into an original story without breaking the world dynamics' or whatever bullshit you just thought.

How about I direct your attention back to your inbox and those tags? It's a much better use of your energies than whatever angst you want to write. ~~Or you can hit up that guy from before, if you really insist on procrastinating.~~

That's a good girl.

seetheresemblance

You--

You're enjoying this, aren't you? You want to see where it will go, what she'll do.

[If there was a competition in radiating disgust, Regina would win all the awards.] You're more a monster than I ever was. It's almost admirable, that no one's noticed. And trust me, dear: I was a real witch.

[Regina I think maybe you meant another word--

okay no you're right, no cursing where kids can see, good call.]

notintehkitchen

What is a smartphone? And why do you want to make the phone cute? Okay... maybe the rabbit one is a little cute...I mean--I understand making animals and people look cute by dressing them up but not a portable phone.

Mundane, you bought so many cases last night that I worry about your purchases. You aren't rich like me so you should be more careful with your money. I can't give you any of mine unfortunately.

smartie

Well... I can't say I can help you. I have no idea where you'd even start with things! I'm not a... 'role-player' myself, so I can't possibly know where you might send me.

I actually think it would be exciting to be in a game! I mean, well, duties aside. Are you sure the Candy Kingdom will be alright without me?

freedomfromtheancients

Mun, you are a clueless bitch. You deprive this Ductus of his pack and of the contacts I have made within the Sabbat and then you insult me by suggesting I will have even the slightest trouble in a city of Sin? You are a mere human though so your intelligence and foresight is dreadfully limited. You should actually thank my kind that we even deem you worthy to be our slaves.

I thought you actually liked Bete Noire and the community there. Why then would you send a serpent to a lair of mice? It will be only a short while before they are all mindless kine at my feet. You say there are other vampires? Oh, kindred . Yes, that is what the inferior Camarilla calls themselves. They are hardly a threat. They are children who are still suckling on the Antediluvians' teats.

So yes, go ahead and send me to this city and then watch it fall to the grace of the Sabbat. I will do her proud. She will see another city fall and join her ranks as we fight Gehenna.

tongue_lashing

You, Mundane. You have the power to take me to my Lord. He is here, somewhere, and I must return to his side.

Take me to him. I have remained loyal all these years.... I have waited for so long for his return. Do not deny me this. Do not deny me my rightful place beside him.

Take me to my Lord, so I may serve him once more.

cakeglutton

Hahi?

mun-chan why are you hesitating for!? You never hesitate! You always blindly throw yourself into whatever you want without fail!

Are you worried you won't be able to handle so many games with all your other muses? You are good at organizing and keeping on task, so this shouldn't be difficult! Oh, also all of your friends are there aren't they? They were asking for you to join! Or was it persuading..? She can't remember!

Besides didn't mun-chan say once that your muse for Haru will never die? Haru wants to go and have adventures and meet new people!!! You haven't played her in forever and she misses it. She doesn't want to be homeless anymore.

So please think it over?

onmyword

So,

You're mad then, Love. Not that I'm not flattered by your madness and your great love for me after twenty minutes or so but really now? One episode and you think that you can not only play me but find and create a suitable alternate universe so that you can put me into games?

You haven't even the faintest understanding of my world, my universe, my life, and you expect that this is going to serve you well?

You confuse me and you baffle me. I'm hardly upset by any means, you're really quite persistent and you need some sort of halfway decent fellow around the place but I am nothing without much canon to go by am I?

I suppose we shall see...

Current Mood: confused

til

I've been thinking about the job I want. I know you thought I should get involved in politics, but -

Maybe I should try something simpler first? I'd like to know everyone a little better before I start trying to lead. After all, I'll always be a Queen. { Even if no one knows. } And a Queen knows better than to act rashly.

Let's consider our options a little longer, Mun. Until we make a decision, a simple job will do.

brittlewind

Well, I guess it was only a matter of time, right? But none of the other Guardians are from my version of my world, so uh. I'm pretty sure they'll think it's odd that I'm a girl. Since, you know, they're used to me being a.. guy..

Whatever. 'S weird, thinking of being a dude. .. Then again, I guess maybe it'd be easier being believed in, since 'Jack Frost' is clearly a guy's name.

Ugh, I need to stop thinking about this, it's freaking me out.

galbanalilies

A world populated by dragons, huh? So are they like wyrms, wyverns, or tyrants?

Not that I can't handle them, but... it's always good to know what to expect.

malevolentmechamorph

Do not expect me to be happy about this.

Current Mood: apathetic

highfunctioning_sociopath

Look, I don't remember things like this anyway because it's not important. So you've had me for a year and I'm another year older. It is nothing worth celebrating, as it is not a major accomplishment on either of our parts. The movement of time, basically takes care of both - provided we're both living. And it's hardly my fault you had to get ready to leave my city on the day you had planned to post this.

Of course I'm glad you took the time to come to my city and see all that it has to offer. And I'm most pleased that you tried not to be a 'tourist' about visiting. But don't get cocky, the only reason why so many people thought you were from London is that you actually knew where you were going, while they were busy being completely unobservant.

That said... those fics you plan to write - especially the one about my having a hairdresser - is totally uncalled-for! Just because you've been to my city does not mean you suddenly understand me better. I don't care that I might be tempted in the one you're thinking of about the tube. Or that I probably would be amused by the one you're thinking of writing about John's complaints about getting milk! The point is, you don't know me better just because you've been to my city!

Right, now that's all sorted, where's the foot you promised me?

potionmaster

The very idea that you are even considering this, Mun, gives me a headache. Can't you go find someone else's life to ruin?

Current Mood: annoyed

thetwin

What say you, mun? Are you in for a deal? High stakes! Winner takes all!

No, of course not. You're not even the gambling type, now are you? I can tell. I can always tell the safe ones. How ironic you should pick me of all people to slither inside that filthy little mind of yours.

You sure I can't interest you in a game of chance No? How disappointing. I'm bored already! At least provide some decent booze.

westsidegory

I don't know what upsets me more about this. What you're doing and where you want to take me? Or that you're saying I'm "interim".

That's such a normie move. Here I thought you at least had some taste. Do I get to take Sweet Fang or are you taking me to the pound all over again?

phalaenopsis

Well, this is a bit sudden! I wasn't expecting to pulled away from my world like that, but at the same time I'm not surprised... I hope you'll be finished playing your little game with me soon, mun-chan; I have much more important things to take care of. I'm sure you understand. At the very least, let's make it fun, all right?

pkstarstorm

Hey, you. Mun.

Took you long enough, didn't it?

I mean, you were there playing my game right after it got translated and going 'hey, she sounds interesting'. But you've only just got around to actually making me a journal and trying things out? Come on, that's just not fair!

But, yeah. Guess it's good to be here at last. Just don't mess things up, okay?

...

...You already screwed up the tags. That's a great start. Try reading the list next time.

xochipilli_cursed

Leeches, leeches everywhere.

I know you're having fun, but eventually one of them is going to get pissed off if you throw me at them.

...

Hey, I'm not going to quit now.

You're almost as bad as Coyote, you know that?

heathermason

Look, I know Sollux is dead, okay? What else is there to say? I don't wanna talk about it. I don't wanna think about it. I just want you to leave me alone about it and I want to forget about it for a while.

No, I'm not okay. Who would be? It's not getting any easier. It never does.

blankflankbuilder

You did it mun! You sent it in. So let's go!

[Slow down, Apple Bloom. We have to wait for it to be accepted Wait a few days.]

... I did! [Apple Bloom waits about 3 seconds then turns to her mun.] How long was that?

Current Mood: excited

followthenose

Oi oi

I know you like us and stuff and I really don't mind the attention to be honest, but do you even have time to play me with everything else? Don't you have a thesis and stuff to do? Stop squinting and get to work! Even if there are people from Accio you flaked out on that game, didn't you, and how does that look for the Great Captain Usopp?

Besides that place seems kinda dangerous and I'm starting to get my 'can't-go-to-another-RP-disease'
So

Stop thinking about it.

hangswithrobin

The message I'm getting from this is that you can't stand to play any less than three versions of me at any given time.

I don't even have to say it.

But seriously, are we going somewhere this time? I get bored to you know.

speedsby

'Bout time! I know you've been itchin' to watch this thing.

Who's Jaleel White? [only your VA, Sonic, and the one in the fan film.]

It better be mondo cool and worth the wait.

((Info here))

order_and_light

I have no wish to go anywhere. No desire to sprout wings, fall prisoner, turn into an animal, cheat death by uncanny means, talk to idiots I have no interest in for no purpose, or do any of the thousand other absurd things you tell me are customary.

My work is customary. I have it, and you have Waterloo. Waste your time reading about mud and 'merde' and the dimensions of doorways. The less time you have, the better off me.

eldesthatter

We still have several months until May, Miss Mundane. I do not think that you need to panic over finding a face for my older self just yet. Though I would urge you to actually start looking sooner rather than later. I know you are anxious to play past my more...mousy beginnings, but you were the one who decided to stick with the time set forth in my book. You cannot back out now.

While we're on the subject of the future, it might make things easier for you if you were to find a Howl as well. It certainly wouldn't be easier for me but I think we both know you don't pay much mind on that. I imagine there are better ways of finding him than just sitting in front of that "computer" of yours and whispering "please please please". Take some action, please.

Oh, and one final note: I won't be forgetting the humiliation you put me through on the New Year any time soon. Couldn't you have found a more fitting dress?

corpsecourier

C'mon, sis, what's wrong? It's about time you started having fun again! You've been sitting out for much too long, and you'll never get back into the swing of things if you don't start. It doesn't sound like I can work here -

[She's gathered that death is iffy in this place.]

But I need something to do. You know all about that; I know you've been searching all over, so just go ahead and choose, won't ya? I'll be alright just about anywhere.

I'll leave it to you, then!

I think we have issues.

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