dear_mun | Dec. 2nd, 2012

Dec. 2nd, 2012

No, I don't like my new nickname or whatever. 'Cutie bicycle' is a stupid nickname and I don't know why you find it so bloody funny. [Since she has no clue what it even means.]

... And no, you're not allowed to actually call me that in any games or memes or whatever!

strawberry_filly

...You are way too happy about having an excuse to bring this out again. Don't you think I'm perfect the way I am?

...Well, whatever. Stupid memes...

likespudding

It's understandable to be nervous when taking on something like this, but there's nothing to be afraid of here.

I know I have a knowledge base that you technically speaking lack, and that it might make writing me a bit of a challenge from time to time, but it's not like you're alone in this situation. I'm sure people will understand, and it's all about having fun anyway.

Just try to relax, and if it gets too uncomfortable you always have the option to step back and rethink. Nobody is forcing you to do anything here.

You have enough to stress about without adding something like this to the list, so just take it easy. It'll be fine.

roadblasted

Who the heck is this "Lightnin' McQueen" jerk, and why do ya want me to meet him so darn bad?

gammas

Well, this is it.

New icons, a new look, a new uniform, and a new team. Say goodbye to the old Shulkinator, everyone, and hello to the new and improved Glamazon!

Hey, you were as skeptical as everyone, and look at us! Look at me, rather. I'm great and I'm fabulous and I'm doing Ben a favor that can only turn out to be awesome, right? Being on the FF was one of the greatest times of my life -- how could I turn something like that down? And really, who can say no to that face?

So. New everything -- does that mean new game?

I'm a working, spandexed girl for real now. Clearly that means I need to get out of your headspace and into a game.

kokonoe_rin

You're such a lolicon! I don't even know why you bother pretending anymore. Why don't you just run off to that game so many of your friends are going to?

[Wow, it's like Rin wants to go to a sex game.]

What? Well, I don't really want to go, but I bet you'll make me do that no matter where we are, won't you? Sicko. Whatever you do, just decide faster! It's boring in here.

tokyorunaway

I don't get what's so 'moe moe desu' about me and that lame-ass okama getting in a fight - how 'bout you just focus on polishing that app, 'kay? I don't feel like dealing with your weird ideas and crap Japanese.

one_doesnt_simply_walk

So it is true... Here we are again, you and I mundane... But the hour grows dark. Dear_mun may have changed, but the threat remains.

In a dream... I saw the eastern communities grow anew. But in the west a new evil lingered. A voice was crying:

"Your doom is near at end. ATP is going to open."

Long has my father, the Stewart of Dreamwidth, kept the forces of ATP at bay. By the blood of our muses, are your communities kept safe.

But the doors of ATP have been slammed wide open. As we speak hundreds, maybe thousands of muses are unleashed, unchecked by their mundanes. This is an evil we cannot fight alone. Give Dreamwidth the weapon of the enemy. let us use it against him.

Any other option is folly.

notaglitch

Listen t'me. S'for your own good! Go- to bed! 'Specially if that big ol' head of yours is hurting as bad as y'say it is.

Again I'm kiiiiddingg...you know I'm kidding. Come on- we're a team remember? I know yer excited about taking me all sorts a'places, and lettin' me meet new people- but priorities mun! Priorities.

I'll still be here in th'mornin', as will everyone else around this place! So go on, hop to it, b'fore I MAKE you!

chaosincarnate

No no no no no. Stop looking at games. It's after two in the morning and you're sick. You're out of sorts from the medicine they gave you at the hospital. What d'ya mean Prednisone doesn't work that way? You're running a fever in any case, get some sleep!

Shit, you're worse than Kedric when he's under the weather...okay, okay, worse than me. Seriously, just stop. Don't make me get out the wand. I still know shit that could knock you out.

...I'm not cute when I worry.

raindeerific

You.

For this, on NAUGHTY list now.

No, no. No escaping it. Naughty list knows. Naughty list sees. Naughty list comes in three copies.

You're there.

grrrmany

I appreciate the attention you're giving me by keeping me in your thoughts lately, mundane, and I'm glad you're playing me if that's what you want. [Even if some of the mun's thoughts are weird or disturbing. . . .]

Nonetheless, I always wind up in some. . .interesting conversations with that boy, don't I. I don't particularly mind! But one way or another I make him cry much of the time. . . . Generally, I don't have such a problem with children! But I suppose if they're from a time long before I was born, it's understandable. . .right? Ah, and child nations that young are also complicated in general. . . .

But I'm happy I can help him, at least. Well, I certainly hope I can help somehow. Though, sometimes I wish we could just play together instead. . . .

I-in any case! If you'd like to continue playing me for now, please do so! It's nice to get some air. But don't forget to balance things out! You were doing well almost the entire week--there's a time for work and a time for play, so please remember your priorities.

Sleeping in a timely manner is one of them(even if, knowing you, you'd have simply lied in bed restlessly until about now if you'd gone to bed any earlier.) Now go!

willfulignorance

Dearest Lady Mundane,

I feel very flattered by your attention to someone like myself. Canon was a long time ago and was obscure even then, and I was never the main character. To be the focus of a journal of my own is a wonderful surprise. I'm not sure where you would send someone like me, but there's so many games here I'm sure we'll find a place. It seems hard not to. Don't worry about a thing.

I'm very grateful you let me keep my pet with me, even if he might have to stay home when I go to a game. And although we won't find cast mates I trust in your ability to understand my character. You've been a fan of the book for such a long time. I have full confidence this will go well.

Keep your head up. And see if there's a place where I can play piano. It's my biggest of weaknesses. You know me.

Sincerely looking forward to our future together,
Kennedia O'Sheridan

ironstreak

What else was I supposed to do?

I'm... not Dokuga. I'm not a leader like he is. I can't do anything for them but that. I have to find him, or nothing will get fixed at this point. Even if I don't trust that guy, making a deal with him might save everyone.

Everything's falling apart. Dokuga's missing... this is the only lead I have.

greenjacketed

Ma'am. M'lady. Miss Mundane. Or whatever it is you wish to be called. [ a pregant pause as he reins in his temper. ]

I don't much bloody care for Christmas. You know it and I know it. And if you're dead set on having me attend any of their festivities, soon everyone else will know it too. Bloody inconvenient, that.

...And don't you try and tell me it makes a difference that the party's come so early. Christ, woman. That's just as bad -- if not worse. A whole month of this shite? Send me off on one of those missions, instead. I'd prefer marching orders to dancing ones -- bugger it, but you bloody well know I can't dance. I'm better off skewering them enemy bastards than I am dancing and wearing...

[ aha. inspiration sparks in his eyes! he's got a bargaining chip. ] Alright, ma'am. Here are my terms if I must attend: no dancing and no dress uniforms. I'll stick with what I have, thank you. This jacket were good enough for Portugal and Spain. So it'll bloody well be good enough for Luceti.

strayer

You wanna play that bad again? Then go play in heavy traffic. Preferably with a sharp object.

youvebeenserved

The sheer amount of time you devoted to trying [~~and failing!~~] to think up an amusing "username" for me should be sign enough that you are better suited to the mage.

offbeet

Ah, hello again. It's been quite a long time since we've last spoken, hasn't it? Don't worry, I haven't been too bored. So far I've managed to make a very fantastic index of the different shapes of dust bunnies. Oddly enough, not one of them has actually taken a bunny shape, so I suppose it's a relief to know you aren't hare-brained.

The trip does sound awfully exciting. I'm most interested in seeing all the different fish- the pictures in the advertisement make them seem quite colourful. And yes, I suppose it is going to be pretty dark, but that's alright. We've gone into the darkness before and returned with a few interesting stories.

That is the point of all this, isn't it? Stories?

weddingcrasher

Mun, I think we've had a teensy weensy misunderstanding here.

When I told you "Sigyn is in three games! Can't you be bothered to apply me to one?", I meant one game in general. Any one game at all! I didn't mean apply me to one of the three games that she's in! I mean, how fucking awkward is that gonna be if the app get accepted? We're kinda sorta friends-ish here, but who knows what shit will go down between us in a game? 'Specially one that involves some kinda military force? You KNOW I'm not good with those, Mun! Do you WANT me getting in trouble?

Besides, Setsuna isn't even in that game. [Pout Pout]

Also, I really think there's something you're not telling me in regards to you-know-who. Whenever I talk to that goddamn person, I get feelings that I don't wanna have and that I don't really know why I'm having them! What's the deal with that!? There HAS to be a reason! Is it about that second season you hate so much and don't like speaking of? Huh? Is it!? Tell meeeeeeeeeeeee!

tocarry

Well, Miss Mundane, I know you want to do some re-readin' before you think of sending me anywhere, but it does get a bit lonely sitting around and waiting.

Not that I mind. I don't mind waiting really, but -- can I at least make a stew? Why, I'd love to share, even.

If not, it's no mind. But, I'd really like it if you would start reading soon. It can't take that long, right?

deductiongeek

This is nearly enough to make me forgive you for everything you've done to me over the last few months.

Nearly.

Now all you have to do is find Holmes and Watson!

flutterlicious

Uhm... mundane... I think it's great that you want to play me, but I just can't leave all of my little friends in the Everfree Forest by themselves... Who will take care of them while I'm gone...?

And... could we do something about my username... if that's okay with you...? I know where you got it from, but... If it's okay, I don't want it as a username...

fairydancing

...

Onii-chan, you idiot...

[ A quiet sigh. ]

... mun... now I'm not sure if I want to see him anymore... so why are you still looking for one to play with...?

ectoplasmic

ARE YOU KIDDING?!

No! Not happening!

Do you want me to fail all of my classes? You've been in my shoes! You know what it's like! I'm all for dealing with weird, spooky things, but isn't this a bit much?

I want to talk to a lawyer or something! I have rights!

youreacab

So it's raining and you think of me. Well, I'm flattered! And here I thought you'd be thinking about another certain someone like millions of girls out there.

Still, thanks a lot! I'll bake you a pie next time we talk.

excessive

What the hell? When did I become the cheap and easy one? Would you stop using the phrase "town bicycle"?

Just because they're memes is not a reason to go along with what that Stiles said. Don't think I didn't catch the change in plurk name to Twinkle Toes either.

choiceofkindness

Mundane-san,

I thought we agreed that 'post-canon' for my timepoint. It means you don't have to canon-review to make sure that you remember what I knew at that time. And it doesn't leave Daisuke and the others without me when things get troubled. My parents and friends are already going to be worried if I disappear again.

And, I feel so much better after the end, than I did even during Christmas. I don't really want to open that up again.

Well, at least you are mostly considering around Christmas as my canonpoint and aren't going any earlier.

aloneinthis

I know you said you weren't going to play me officially, but things change fast. Very fast, take a breath. Isn't that what the other boy in your head keeps saying? Take a breath. Watch the video you based me on. Take a breath, child.

Sometimes surprises are very unexpected, now go talk to the Mods.

Maybe I won't find redemption, maybe we won't get in, but we need to try. Failure is an option, but so is moving to a different place.

..You've worked on me for almost two years. How bad can my universe be?

sixteenyears

You sure read fast. Well, faster than me, anyway.

So where's this place that we're going? [er, where he's going.] I've never been out of the neighborhood besides Windrixville.

...don't know if I should go. But it's not like I can go back home with the way how things turned out, I guess.

shinra_dog

Are you shitting me, Mun? We've been together all this time, I take care a' ya', an' this is how you repay me? Sendin' me t' this shithole?

Don't even get me started on that backstory edit. *glares* That was awful liberal of ya t' go there, and you know it.

Look, we both know I've done unsavory things, but ain't this a bit harsh?

Really?

You're a twisted psycho bitch, y'know that? An' don't even argue, you know you deserve it just as much as I deserve this prison sentence, yo. Doesn't mean I won't be pissed about it.

Current Mood: pissed off

antimiracle

So, 'mun', was it? I appreciate the thought of picking me up again after so long, I really do, espesically since you haven't decided to do anything...too extreme with me, yet.

But these homes you have in mind, I'm concerned. You talk about the possibility of pleasantly surprising occurences happening in them and a chance of good fortune, but that's all ridiculous talk. You know very well I don't believe in miracles, so what makes you think I'm going to change my mind about them now?

...That's right, you don't seem to think.

nerophilic

No. I refuse to give up. He is out there and I will find him. [ a pointed pause as her gaze falls aside. ] ...the Darkness might have taken Credo, but he's strong, Mun, and he will persevere and return to the Light. [ she clutches the necklace nero had given to her as she takes a look around this strange place. her brother's got to be here. she... she needs him. the place her mundane has her is a nightmare. ]

friendshipfirst

Are ya sure you're ready for this, Mun? You say you've been having trouble at your other games so you gotta make sure you're up for this before you go through with them.

[ Except mun isn't worried at all because a certain Pokemon Trainer with a Pikachu doesn't want to ever shut up. ]

Hey! Well, you're sure then bring it on! Me and Pikachu are ready when you are!

evilneedsnoarms

Avast, ye fleshbags!

It is I, Murray, the all-powerful demonic skull!

Whoever fixed me to this community and then ran away giggling like a coward will rue the day they messed with me! I will not rest until their innards are spilled clear to that abomination that they call the Living Journal! When I'm through with them, their disjointed moans for mercy will make You Tubing comments look like masterful work!

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

bumbling_baku

Really Mun? You're really seriously considering a home for me?

Thank you! I don't really care where I go. It's just so boring here with nothing to do. Though I hope there are lots of Esamons there...or maybe flan.

Okay! Make sure you decide quickly.

asthedrivensnow

Actually, Miss Mundane, I think it's marvellous that I'll arrive too late to participate in the Quidditch. I am not chasing balls through the sky and getting sweaty and disgusting in front of a crowd, thanks ever so.

But I suppose I might be persuaded to spectate.

smellslikecherries

Okay, you do realize that taking me out of things at this point doesn't make me anymore okay with this, right?

... Yeah, of course you know that.

Go ahead and make this hard on me. Believe me, I'm gonna make it hard on you, too.

royal_shadow

Mun,

I like the peace and quiet in your head. I really do. No shadow monsters, no killing... well only in extreme cases (I think you are going hard on that other muse of yours).

Anyway, I don't like the war-soldier train of thoughts you have there. Because they concern me. I know you didn't find anything even remotely related to it, but I still want to point out that I would rather stay put in your head. I had enough of fighting.

...

Unless they need me. You know who they are.

Shirogane

herotastic

( Spoilers for Wreck-It Ralph )

air_commander_starscream

While I'm unsure what you mean by 'Machiavellian' I'm not surprised I have many qualities you find interesting. After all, I'm magnificent, brilliant, cunning and a supreme warrior, not to mention dashingly handsome. Yes, there's a whole host of different reasons why you should find me a more appropriate choice than any other Cybertronian, including Megatron.

Now, find me a place where I can lord over the other inhabitants in a manner fitting a soon-to-be Supreme Emperor of the entire universe such as myself.

And decide on a point in the timeline you'd like to take me from as well.

atdennys

Look, let's not kid ourselves. I'm way too awesome for you to touch and the fact that you're making me spell this out for you just proves that you don't comprehend how awesome I really am.

What I'm trying to say is, if you keep this up, you're going to make me look bad, and I don't do that, so you're not going to do this. Comprende?

Sure, it's a sweet gesture for you to like me enough to want to see the gigantic void that is my absence here filled, but do me and everyone else a favor by paying homage to me by not bothering in the first place. I mean, it's what I would do, right?

Ugh, are you looking at this train wreck? You have no idea what you're doing. You haven't even seen an episode in months. Just stop.

last_to_kneel

Mun, listen up!

I'm not about to go there to become some costumed lacky, got it! I'm not all that impressed with how they run things like some twinkle toes think they can do things better at surviving. Don't make me gag. Don't think for a moment that you're gonna giggle at my expense if they manage to succeed in getting me in tights! You can forget it.

In this case, yellow and blue does not make green.

[He punches his fist into his open hand with a smirk.]

It makes for one nasty looking bruise.

imusntrunaway

An adult doesn't go out of their way to scare children.

Don't you have work to do?

trustmyact

Mundane? That's not a befitting name for such a pretty little lady like you. I'll call you Ruby; a beauty, a rarity- not to mention so seductive I could just... snatch you up.

[Don't even try it with me. 8| I know what you do, remember?]

What I do? Well... you sound like you don't trust me. [It's said with a slight grin.]

Don't worry, my jewel. I don't sting. [Wink]

killed_the_king

It's not that I don't appreciate the work that went into getting me new icons. The five minutes it took you to save scans from the manga and crop them must have been exhausting, I'm sure.

But can I just ask one thing?

... Why are so many of them of me bleeding, exactly?

wise_lil_wolf

Mun, this whole thing seems really weird.

So...this guy comes to your house and leaves you things?

If you are good?

Have I been good, Mun?

thenewsanta

I still can't believe it you know. Being Santa and all. I'm really glad I have dad and Steve to help me, and grandsanta too of course! Mum's even made me a suit that fits me! Until I grow into the actual Santa suit that is, I've got a lot of filling out to do.

Bet eating a lot of mince pies will help!

[And cookies. The elves usually collected any milk and cookies and they were then processed and used to fuel the S-1, the flying Santa ship of course, but he was going to try and nab a few before they could. Those kids and their parents worked hard to make those cookie for Santa, it would be nice to try and eat a few here and there and appreciate their hard work!]

You know it's getting really close to Christmas, you don't even have any decorations up. It's a special happy time of year, aren't you excited, mun? [His face drops a little.] Not even a tiny bit? [Arthur brings a hand up, spacing thumb and finger apart an inch or so.]

Just a little? Come on, mun! It's the most wonderful tiiiime of the yeeeeaaar--

[Arthur no. Arthur no singing.]

Not even Jingle Bells?

[Nope.]

I think you just need a nice cup of hot chocolate with marshmallows. Just add a little whip cream and red and green sprinkles on top, that'll get you in the Christmas spirit!

gifted_witch

Oi, you, writer.

We've been doing this a number of year now, eh? So why is it, after all this time and all the effort put into understanding me that you can think I am so fragile? Just because the name is Lily doesn't make me a delicate flower, I can stand up for myself and take care of myself just fine.

tenmorehours

AGAIN?!

Don't you ever get tired of torturing me? Wasn't the, what, two years at The City enough? And all of the other places you've decided to mess with me in?

I deserve a break or I'll have kittens! You keep dragging me away from Rosette and I'm sick of it!

sewinglifesong

Considering again, Mundane?

You always say that, but you never do. Why should this time be any different? Personally I think you just don't have the nerve. But my conditions are the same as always: As long as they're not there, I will be happy with whatever you do with me.

And if my precious Nina is there, then that's all the better for us.

officerrenaldi

Please for the love of god take a leaf out of my book and remember Take no shit is a motto. Instead of "Cherish your life" you should have gotten that tattooed on you.

Yeah you did fuck up but who gives a shit in the long run?

Let's not compound the fuck-up however by planning what you're planning -

...I hate you. get off the fucking computer right the fuck now. You've lost your internet rights. No, you don't get to edit shit. Get off. We'll talk later. Maybe.

unmarked

So just to be clear.

You pick me up on a whim, all but whore me out to one of my professors on a 'meme' as you call it and now you're trapping me in a place with a series of people I don't even necessarily like?

Can we please talk about your choices before you go through with this? You have any number of other idiots who'd be more than happy to wander around in that place.

And really, don't you have....oh GAME tags to do rather than dredging up another Hufflepuff or worse a Gryffindor up here?

powered_by_red

Oh? What's this? You've finally followed my order to put me here? Hm, good. Another few seconds and you'd have been tasting the wrong end of my agony beam.

But enough about you, you don't matter. What matters is that I, Queen Trixie, have decided to conquer Dear Mun as I have conquered Equestria!

kingofnightmares

You're pathetic sometimes, mundane. Well. Most of the time.

You get so excited about looking at games, and yet you don't have the courage to apply with me or any of these other active muses you have in your 'headspace'. You're afraid to, is that it? You're nervous. Scared even. You've seen the movie twice, and yet you are still hesitant.

[Oh he can't help but chuckle.]

No please. Keep looking at games. I'll just sit back and watch you shy away from them so fearfully. It's amusing.

[...]

What do you mean you're waiting to read the books first? There's nothing more you need to know about me. Nothing.

[Sure Pitch, sureee.]

bitteraftertaste

So, that's that? Don't tell me now you've got second thoughts. I do seem to recall saying this was a terribly bad idea back when it was incepted. You have no one to blame but yourself.

chainedpromises

You really don't have to worry that much about it. I'll be fine with whatever we settle for.

Maybe it can be during the winter? I've never seen what happens during that time.

wizard_eyes

...Who's this 'Betty' person you keep talking about, and what does Doctor Princess and Bubblegum have to do with her?

Y'know, there are times I think you're donked in the head worse than Gunter.

[OOC: Essentially, the theories say that Betty went into seclusion to research the weapons used in the coming Mushroom War and was exposed to radiation/magic/whatever made Ooo, and mutated into either Doctor Princess (people drawing parallels between appearances) or PB (citing early character bios saying her first name was Betty, and the love of Science, and Ice King's subconscious obsession). So yeah. Mun personally isn't sure what to make of it. It is an interesting subject though.]

staytofight

To quote the Russians: 'that didn't take much'. Though that's even if you make it through this round.

[metaphorical sigh goes here, amigo]

I'd rather be back home, but this is better than nothing. Never been to space before. I'm just not so sure I can appreciate some of the company I'll be keeping... Stranger danger is a very real thing, sweetheart. Both for their sake and for mine.

I'll just have to let them know I don't bite.

... Won't try to, anyway.

ryanizing

You think such a cursory examination of my life's work will bring me back under your control? Fortunately, I'm not so easily won over. You may be restless, and even--foolishly--believe that there is work to be done here. But, I won't be swayed. I know you, I know your type. You have nothing to offer me, and would hardly understand if I tried to teach you a thing or two, myself.

monterreyqueen

You're not going to take me anywhere, I know it. Maybe you'll throw me around some one-on-one places, but then you'll abandon me again.

You toy with me once, forgiven. Twice?

That's not going to happen, child.

I think we have issues.

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