Don't even know.

[evilneedsnoarms]

Avast, ye fleshbags!

It is I, Murray, the all-powerful demonic skull!

Whoever fixed me to this community and then ran away giggling like a coward will rue the day they messed with me! I will not rest until their innards are spilled clear to that abomination that they call the Living Journal! When I'm through with them, their disjointed moans for mercy will make You Tubing comments look like masterful work!

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Comments

[interspace]

Nothing can redeem a YouTube comment. Sorry to burst your bubble.

[evilneedsnoarms]

Nothing? Is it really such a demonic cesspool?

[interspace]

It's practically where the demonic cesspool rejects go. They're also known as teenagers.

[evilneedsnoarms]

Maybe this place is better.

[interspace]

Certainly the lesser of two evils.

[evilneedsnoarms]

Nonsense! Now that I'm here, this place will reek of evil!

I will teach you all what terror really is!

BWAHAHAHAHA!

[interspace]

Work on getting yourself some appendages before the evil laughter. I promise I will take you more seriously then.

[evilneedsnoarms]

[A scowl.]

Arms? Legs? Evil needs no arms! I will impress the will of the damned upon this place, and it will crumble!

[interspace]

Then what?

[evilneedsnoarms]

Then I will find a new place to crumble to the ground, until everything is fire and ash!

[interspace]

You know, I gotta ask: what makes you wanna live this kind of life?

[evilneedsnoarms]

I was born for it! It is the only thing I yearn for!

And the dental plan is pretty good.

[interspace]

That reminds me. What happens if your teeth fall out? Do you get caps or dentures or... what? Do you bother? Seems to be it would be just about as inconveniencing as losing your limbs. Possibly less.

[evilneedsnoarms]

Well, I wouldn't mind some nice gold teeth.

[notshadowfever]

As if we needed another one of you.

[evilneedsnoarms]

I am always needed to sow terror and destruction!

[evildoorstop]

Ha HA! Now here is a being truly worthy of my company! Together we shall rain terror on this web of the feeble mortals!

i have no idea what i'm doing kjhewr

[terrorizingly]

AND YOU. Stealing my thunder!

Re: i have no idea what i'm doing kjhewr

[evildoorstop]

Steal? I only take what's mine!

[evilneedsnoarms]

Yes! Yes! They will never know what hit them, until they're screaming as the light leaves their eyes!

[evildoorstop]

YES! And even after that while they pass screaming into the depths of hell, our laughter haunting them to the core of their pathetic souls! BWAHAHA!

[evilneedsnoarms]

No one shall be safe!

[evildoorstop]

BWAHAHAHA!

[terrorizingly]

Rue? Rue? What mockery is this?

I was here first! If anything is going to be You Tubing any misery, it shall be I.

[evilneedsnoarms]

[Glower.]

Not if I get there first!

...seriously, are we going to roll for it, or what.

[terrorizingly]

[SIIIIGH.] If we have to.

I'm sure I have my d20 here somewhere...

[evilneedsnoarms]

D20? Don't tell me you're trapped in the home of a tester.

[a_pirate_meant_to_be]

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY OF YOU.

[evilneedsnoarms]

It's not my fault if this internet thingymabob has good taste, Threepwood!

You'd better get running before I can raise my army!

[a_pirate_meant_to_be]

Oh boy. Mothers, hide your children. The Murray army is slowly rolling into town to bite everybody's ankles.

[evilneedsnoarms]

Must you ruin everything?

[a_pirate_meant_to_be]

I'm just saying, I'm not sure you've thought your cunning plan through.

Just sliding in, if not welcome, will slip back out

[evildoorstop]

Thoughts? He, WE needs no thoughts, only sheer WILLPOWER.

[a_pirate_meant_to_be]

But legs would help too, right?