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[grrrmany]

I appreciate the attention you're giving me by keeping me in your thoughts lately, mundane, and I'm glad you're playing me if that's what you want. [Even if some of the mun's thoughts are weird or disturbing. . . .]

Nonetheless, I always wind up in some. . .interesting conversations with that boy, don't I. I don't particularly mind! But one way or another I make him cry much of the time. . . . Generally, I don't have such a problem with children! But I suppose if they're from a time long before I was born, it's understandable. . .right? Ah, and child nations that young are also complicated in general. . . .

But I'm happy I can help him, at least. Well, I certainly hope I can help somehow. Though, sometimes I wish we could just play together instead. . . .

I-in any case! If you'd like to continue playing me for now, please do so! It's nice to get some air. But don't forget to balance things out! You were doing well almost the entire week--there's a time for work and a time for play, so please remember your priorities.

Sleeping in a timely manner is one of them(even if, knowing you, you'd have simply lied in bed restlessly until about now if you'd gone to bed any earlier.) Now go!

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[unluckyinhearts]

My Lady feels compelled to tell you that she likes your username? Is that what it is then...

Other than that, I have nothing more to say. [sips tea]

Indeed they are.

[grrrmany]

[Wags his tail a bit.] I assume you mean your, ah, mundane? Mine says thank you--she's rather fond of it, though I think it's rather silly.

There isn't much to be said, so I understand! [You sound and smell sort of like someone he really doesn't like, but without most of the bits he doesn't like. So he won't be rude. Or he'll try.]

[unluckyinhearts]

[that tail is so adorable, though... it's horrible that he wants to pet this guy. even if they are enemies and he's jealous of how much his brother likes him]

Are you related to the King of Hearts?

[grrrmany]

[Resist, Arthur! Tails are delicate things! Brothers have to like each other. Even when they hate each other. it's a rule and a totally different fondness than others.]

King of. . .? Ah, I can't say that I am, no. I'm related to several Kingdoms(and former Kingdoms) but none of them are. . .the Kingdom of Hearts. [it's a cute name, though. Whoever they are, they're probably a lovely person. or he'd like to think they are.]

[unluckyinhearts]

[stop being rational]

Strange... I thought for sure... Well, no matter. You seem to be in good humour.

[grrrmany]

[He's a bit of an animal sometimes, but he's still Germany. That's a bit difficult.]

Well, I suppose it's because you aren't. . .someone you look and smell somewhat like. Whom would otherwise agitate me. And it's nice to be out of my mundane's headspace to breathe a bit more. [And he's just generally a bit more cheerful than Germany. A bit.]

[unluckyinhearts]

[yeeeeeah the Queen noticed how cheerful you are. it's quite shocking, and the mun won't stop about how cute it is]

It's nice to know I don't agitate you. [flat look]

[grrrmany]

[ears flat go to his head. Did he say something wrong? He wasn't trying to say anything wrong. In fact, he was sort of trying to say something nice. In his own way.]

I'm glad you think so? [Should he clarify? He's just happy he doesn't have to deal with the leech he's used to.]

[unluckyinhearts]

[THOSE EARS. he must have an attraction to ears. and tails. shite. he rubs his forehead]

Y-yes. Well. I should be on my way. Our Ladies both need to sleep, yeah?

[vereinigt]

[looks at the other Germany's ears. clears throat]

A problem with a crying child? I have not yet experienced such things, for which I think I will be grateful.

[looks at the other Germany's ears again]

But... [looks again] Excuse me, are those ears real?

[grrrmany]

[ears turn to when he clears his throat, but turn back, so maybe he didn't see.]

Usually licking his face gets him to quiet down after a while, though I'd like to avoid making him cry to start with. . . !

[At that question, he tilts his head. Then lowers his ears a bit, the insides turned towards Germany, as though he would have trouble hearing him otherwise.]

Yes, they are. And they function, as well. [he used to get that question a lot.]

[vereinigt]

[okay, now that the question about the ears was out of the way]

Who is it you make cry?

[grrrmany]

[Sighs and presses his paw(which is really more like a fluffy, somewhat padded, clawed hand than a real paw) to his head a bit.]

Aah, I met Greece from when he was a child, and. . . . [And he's blunt and awkward, even though he's a kid and he's good with those, and he keeps accidentally upsetting him for one reason or another.]

[vereinigt]

Greece... [he mentally consults his notes] mysterious nation with ancient ruins, likes sleeping and cats, dislikes Turkey. [every nation is mysterious] Perhaps he cries because you are not a cat.

[grrrmany]

[His tail is wagging. Can you tell you amused him?] No, no, it isn't that, surprisingly. We've had a few. . .fights? Not fights! .Arguments! And he spent a fair amount of time believing I disliked him and believing he should kill me. . .though we've gotten past that, for the most part. [but he still winds up upsetting him.]

[vereinigt]

Ah, perhaps he... has guilt then about your arguments. [he probably would be amused in the werewolf Germany's place] I do not know Greece very well.

[grrrmany]

He's a child. That isn't to say he doesn't understand guilt, but. . .aaah, that isn't quite the problem, I think. [Shakes his head a bit] We simply conflict too often, or get into discussions that somehow wind up with him upset, such as the most recent one. But that's understandable. I don't know him so well, myself--I've studied his history, of course, but he and I, personally, aren't people who get along too well. [of course, you're him, he probably doesn't have to tell you that, but he doesn't usually talk to himself, so. . . . Though he gets along with the child better, but that's because he's a child.]

[mistergabel]

[guess who is now climbing onto you as per usual]

Kesesesese!! Making kids cry is in West's blood! 'the hell are you whining in this place for?! A scared kid is a good kid!!! Oi!! West!! Oi!! Let's celebrate with a cup of that brat's tears!! Let's celebrate!!

[grrrmany]

[God in Heaven and Satan in Hell what are you doing here. Oh well at least you won't be able to complain he wasn't at home or something.]

There is no desire or need to make children cry in my blood! And it isn't good if he's scared at all!! Because he'll do something foolish!!! And we are not going to drink his tears!!! There's nothing to celebrate!!! Go home!!!!

[mistergabel]

[His mundane called him over because she tracks the hetalia TAG BUT ANYWAY YOU, YOUNG MAN. Where have you been. You smell like website traveling, it's almost like magic and he's fascinated, excuse him while he just sniffs you all over and maybe licks and bites at some really smelly spots and crawls around your clothing and pulls your pants back to check in your boxers and pull your tail out of the way and maybe start chewing on the tip]

LIAR!! Is too!! If you're really my little brother, making kids cry is the first thing to do on your daily to-do list!! FIRST!! The absolutely first!! If West isn't scaring kids and liking it, I'll disown him!!! AND WE ARE TOO!! The evil me's gonna track him down and give him nightmares and collect his tears! We'll drink even if I gotta shove the fucking bottle down West's throat!!

AND YOU GO HOME!!! Do you think the cool me can't see striked shit?! Stupid mutt!! Keh!! Keep wandering from our den, you'll get snatched by a fucking bear!! [starts pulling loose strands of hair from your tail, because some of the fur is clinging to him already and now he wants more. minemineminemineminemine if you dont stop him, he's going to start thinking he owns your tail ]

[grrrmany]

[Tag tracking is good always good. HE HAS BEEN well he was on the meme a while ago, then headspace, then here so uh but HEY YOU WEBSITE TRAVELED, TOO, IT ISN'T THAT SPECIAL SEE and he is excused from sniffing and licking and maybe biting and] Wh-what are you looking for in--Brother!!! [BE CAREFUL WITH THAT TAIL whips it a bit to try and get it away from your mouth] D-don't chew on it!!!

How is what I choose to do with my day in any way related to our relationship!? And you can't disown me!!! Don't you dare!!! [his cheek might smell like kid Greece, by the way, he was biting it. It was probably red earlier, too.]

I am not going to go home and leave you here!!! And I am not going to get taken away by any predators!! There aren't even any bears here!!! [unless Russsia shows up but that's unlikely. He doesn't already think that!? Wiggling and whipping his tail--let go let go] You can have the fur if it comes out on its own--don't take it out! [Reaches around to try and take your hands from his tail.]

[mistergabel]

[DO AS HE SAYS NOT AS HE DOES. SCREAAAAMSSSS dont PULL THINGS AWAY FROM HIMMMMMMM]

I'M CLEANING IT!!! [a load of fucking bullshit, he doesn't clean. The shouting and pulling makes him let go, but you're making him excited and he starts slithering up towards your shoulders until bam, he's standing on you and staring you in the face, pupils all weird and snakelike and making direct eye contact just to disturb you]

Could too if I wanted to!! I'll leave you in a handbasket with your mundane and let her have her way with you!! [flicks his tongue out at ya. Hiss hiss, trying his best to move it snakily but it's more like he's waggling it in your face]

And I do dare!! I'll find him and hold him upside down and get the Doc to milk his tears of something!! Kesesesese!! I'll do it!! I'll fucking do it and then I'll eat him or something and bring you his foot!! [won't do it because he'll forget but hey, if it'll get him attention]

AND THE HELL IS THAT TO SAY?! I was here first!!! If anyone needs to go home, it's West!! West's the fuckin' kid here, not me!!!

[grrrmany]

You don't clean! [How is he exciting him!? He's not the one who was getting hid tail chewed on, not that that's very exciting. Maintains eye contact mostly to glare but you can see he's quickly getting frustrated and growling a bit. Not bothered by you standing on him, really.]

As though she doesn't already do what she pleases. And the likelyhood of you finding or being patient enough to sit still and weave a basket large enough is slim to none. [snaps his teeth at it.]

As though he'd cooperate with something like that!!! [EXCEPT HE'S SCARED HE PROBABLY WOULD BECAUSE WHAT LITTLE NATIONKID THAT'S LIKE HUMAN I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO EXPERIMENT ON ONE OF THOSE YET WHAT YOU WANT HIS TEARS YEAH SURE WHATEVER JUST LEMME WORK] And there's nothing to milk from tears that you can't get from elsewhere!!! [Water, salt, antibodies, lysozymes, protein is in emotional tears, apparently. . . .]



Were you. And it's my entry!! Which means I was here first!!! [fuck the fourth wall this is dear-mun. Don't make him get territorial over this he will fuck your shit up]

[mistergabel]

Then I'm starting!! [thwaps your face a little hard with the flat of tail at the growling and snapping. Both because you aren't allowed to grow and snap at him IN HIS THREAD, THANK YOU, THAT HE WAS IN FIRST, THANK YOU and because whenever you show him your teeth he wants to smack your face.]

You're doubting the evil me, huh?! You stupid mutt!! You're seriously doubting me! That'll bite you in the fuckin' ass, give it six days and six nights!! The cool me is gonna make a dog cage for you!! [tries to thwap your face again!!]

And if you don't think Doc would, then you have a lot to learn, you damn little pup!! AND IS TOO!!! Guess the only place in the world you can get fuckin' infantile fear and suffering from?! FROM A CHILD!!!! [he recoils back at you breaking the fourth wall. W-WAIT WAIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON HIS PROFILE PAGE--HEY]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! T-THE HELL ARE YOU PULLING SCREENSHOTS FOR?! Fuck that!! L-Like something like that can be trusted!! [claps twice. Smell that? It's dark magic his mundane calls photoshop]



T-THERE!! THERE!! SEE?! You changed that shit, and I can change it back to how it really looks!! A-ANYWAY!! It's MY fucking THREAD, so what I says go!! It's MINE!! Started by ME!! Which means I WAS HERE FIRST!! [Don't make him get territorial, he will get a rolled up newspaper and fuck your shit up]

[grrrmany]

Really? [Hopeful babu "you'll take a bath with me" "we can play/train/read the Bible together" etc tone DOUB--ouch. Why because they're so beautiful and pristine and white? And your teeth--wait, pale in comparison doesn't make sense here uh whatever grabbing at your tail EVEN THOUGH THAT FUCKED HIM UP WITH DEVILCHEN how butthurt were you that his backfur smelt like her when he came home]

I'm not going to cooperate with any sort of cage!!! And wouldn't a dog cage be too small anyway!? [Tries to grab your tail again!!!]

[busy climbing over the fourth wall ho hum screenshotscameraphonewhatever]

[SELF-RIGHTEOUS FEELING. Huff stands tall tailwag NOT DAUNTED BY YOUR SHOOPMAGIC JUST PROVDIDES LINKS TO HIS PROFILE AND YOUR PROFILE AND WILL LET IT BE.]

It's a thread in my entry! That's like a room in my house! It's still mine!! I can delete and screen your comments, if I want to! I can also force the thread to end abruptly!! I had to be here for you to make the thread at all!!! [HE WILL FREEZE THIS THREAD BEFORE YOU CAN. OR SCREEN THE NEWSPAPERING SO IT'D BE LIKE IT NEVER HAPPENED]