especially if it was him from before the first movie!

[roadblasted]

Who the heck is this "Lightnin' McQueen" jerk, and why do ya want me to meet him so darn bad?

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I JUST SPIT WATER EVERYWHERE GEE THANKS (also hi this is bunny idk if you know this is me)

[sweetestdisposition]

Probably because he's faster than you are.

YOU'RE WELCOME 8D

[roadblasted]

--?!
WHAT?! NOBODY'S faster than me! Who is this lamebrain, I'll make him eat my tailpipe ANY DAY OF THE WEEK!!

[sweetestdisposition]

He's an actual car.

[Donald is having far too much fun with this. It's not every day he gets to have the upper hand on a villain! That's normally Mickey's department.]

[roadblasted]

... Huh?

Ya mean like, ya can't see the driver?

[Because there's no way he could mean LITERALLY a car, right?
... Right?]

[sweetestdisposition]

Oh brother. I mean there isn't a driver. Lightning McQueen is a car who is alive.

[kingofnightmares]

What an interesting match up that'd be...

My money is on the car, however.

[roadblasted]

Kart, actually. I have a kart.

[kingofnightmares]

A kart.

[Puts a finger to his lips, thoughtful...]

I still pick the talking car.

[roadblasted]

...

Talking what.

[kingofnightmares]

A talking. Car.

[v_famousracecar]

Well, I am pretty awesome.

[roadblasted]

Well well, look who decided to rear his ugly headlights!

HAH! More awesome than ME? FAT FREAKIN' CHANCE!

[v_famousracecar]

You know, that's funny, because I don't even know who you are.

[roadblasted]

Yaknow what's even funnier is I hadn't ever heard of YOU, either!

I'm TURBO! THE GREATEST RACER EVER!

[v_famousracecar]

Uh-huh, you just keep telling yourself that, pal. Maybe one day, that dream'll come true. I mean, we've all gotta start somewhere, right?

[hedgehogengine]

Probably so you two can have an awesome time figurin' out who's the second fastest guy around.

[roadblasted]

... And just who the heck are YOU? Some lame blue porcupine?

[oops sorry Sonic, Turbo here got plucked right out of 1987; four years before Sega made you the fastest thing alive.]

[hedgehogengine]

Porcupine?! [He points at his spines.] These look like they belong to a porcupine to you, pal?

The name's Sonic. Sonic the Hedgehog!

[roadblasted]

Pff, a hedgehog?

Since when does a HEDGEHOG know anythin' about racin'?

[hedgehogengine]

Heh? I've been racin' for 20 years buddy! [He taps his head.] And I only use a car when I wanna slow down a bit. Get me?

8D

[mellowcremischievous]

[Don't mind this kid, Turbo. He'll just be over here with a big stupid grin on his face, giggling away at all your threads and hogging sharing a tub of caramel popcorn with his mun.]

[highclassgal]

Don't mean to be superficial here, but the car looks a heck of alot better than your kart.

Actually, the car looks alot better than you.

[roadblasted]

[FUMING.]

I don't care HOW good a car can look! NO ONE--... NOTHIN'S A BETTER RACER THAN ME!

[highclassgal]

Could you please stop with the arrogant assumptions? No matter how good you think you are, there might ALWAYS be someone better! Even I know that!

[roadblasted]

Uh, NEWSFLASH: There's NOT! That's what the definition of bein' the BEST RACER EVER IS, DUH!!