dear_mun | Dec. 1st, 2012

Dec. 1st, 2012

[Regarding this event, which the mundane is too financially insecure to assemble a squadron for.]

I appreciate that you feel you must lend your aid to the war effort, but you must exercise sound judgment in doing so, or you render the whole affair meaningless. Let this one go, Mun. There will be future opportunities for you to prove yourself, but for now, let another officer win this day for the Alliance.

pitiedthefool

( Oops, I made a Protagonist mad... )

cheesemaster

Fantastic...another place where I lose powers and then obtain them again...where have I seen this before?

Very well. I suppose I should thank you for attempting this again. You seem to love this idea of me fully dead, so what do you and I have to lose here? Since we both know what does happen in the finale, I suppose I should only take this as a blessing.

Now make yourself useful and fill your applications like a good little mundane will you?

shotazuki

It's nice to be able to finally come out and socialize like your other muses. I know I'm not one of your stronger ones, but I'm very grateful you chose me at all.

[ a small smile ] Perhaps you'll find a suitable home for me, even. That would be grand, wouldn't it?

I hope I'll be able to come out more often from now on.

knifepoint

Wow. Really? You wanna try me somewhere in an actual honest-to-God "game" or whatever it is you call these things.

You don't even have a plan. What are you gonna do, get me in and then leave me there to figure out what to do? That kind of plan usually ends up with someone dead.

candyrushed

Duh.

Of course I'm not goin' away stupidface.

I'm awesome. And you promised you'd help me find new tracks. [Squint] Not your type? what cause I'm not a doo-doo head programmed with tragic backstory?

[Really mun? Really? she's just gonna fold her hands] OOOO! All my pals are dead and I have personality issues. oooo! I have a weird creepy philosophy that's impossible to follow - oooo! I have so many sequels that you can buy my movie in the discount bin at a gas station! ooooo! I like to shoot zombies! ooga booga wah wah wah poopy baby diaper.. That's how they sound. all the time.

See? You need me tall-stack. So come on already! Just accept it and let's go go go!

[why you gotta make fun of your head-bros Vanellope. :|]

relictusdeus

Such flattery. Favour me, do you? Ahaha. If this you hope to endear you to me, you are even duller a creature than I had taken you for. And what a surprise that would be.

Should you not be in bed, woman? ...Please. Confuse not idle curiosity with concern.

militaryman

So, what, I'm your type or something? Old, washed up Marine with a past?

[He scoffs.]

Just stick with the sparkly vampires, kid.

What? What the hell's so funny about that?

vaudevil

Mun, I would say this is amusing but I'm uncertain what to do with this. With so many plotting and planning, one would start looking ahead to the future, yes? It seems that someone is lacking discipline. For once, I'm certainly pleased it's not me this time.

~Lee Chaolan.

shadowsreach

You seek to make a mockery of me.

Go on, then. I'll welcome your attempt. It will be a refreshing opportunity to teach those who have grown too comfortable how to fear once more.

shamanic

For a Voice Giver, you're so . . . Nervous with your words. [ honestly! they should be called voice shakers! ] Rivers let their waters flow-- You should do the same.

[ ah, and speaking of homes! ] . . . Zee? [ there's a small twinkle in her eyes, ( fascination with a world beyond her trees and waters ), tilting her head and squinting with newfound curiosity. ]

What's it like? Is it like "London"?

donotcare

Surely you can't be serious about this.

You expect to have the charisma of the most powerful being in the world? To understand the way my mind works, and be able to record it in this.. place? No, no. I highly doubt it. You haven't even caught up with the series, how can you expect to be able to play me? Humans will never cease to amuse me, that much I can admit.

Go on, catch up with the show. Fill out one of those meaningless applications and make sure you don't get your hopes up too much.

selfloyalty

You're pining, stop that.

[YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO ANORA YOU'RE NOT MY WIFE.]

I may not be [she frowns because this fourth-walling thing is ridiculous and meta and her medieval brain still can't handle it ew.], but nevertheless you are exceedingly difficult to work with when you get like...this.

He will not show up, and even if he did...I fear it would not go well. For as much as I love him, there are those that do not and will stop at nothing to have him dead.

So stop, and let it be. Things in the Hold are finally beginning to settle.

alesserequalist

Hello there, mun. It's been a while since we last saw each other. You know you've had bad luck with 'dressing rooms.' This probably be any different. So why ever bother?

No. I'm fine. I deserve the pain. I'll be alright. [She's hurting inside] I can handle it besides I already have scars, bruises, and cuts all over my arms and legs. You know that.

servant

Are you finished yet? No, really, you just keep enjoying yourself. It's not like I'm the one who has to worry about the future of Albion, or mist or zombies or space radiation. Or whatever else you decide to toss me into for your amusement. At least this time someone else made it easier for you.

Don't even talk to me about the icons. Just. Don't.

trapinyellow

Are you sure you want to play me?

I was in a play once... it didn't turn out so well.

accountant

Funny you should mention character -- I'd note that a flagrant disrespect for the dead seems a gaping flaw in yours.

Well then, if I can't rest in peace, at the very least I can rest assured that you've a sense of humor. You'd have to, wouldn't you?

risingshepard

Well, kid, it's what you were waiting for--a chance for me to ruin a certain scientist's day.

Make the most of it.

theobserver

hellomundaneimwatchingyounow

neverwrong

I don't have time to play around in a stupid game. I have more important things to do.

But if I did, word of advice?

Don't worry so much about icons in a writing-based hobby. Idiot.

[He snaps off a piece of his chocolate bar indignantly.]

cape_and_wizard_hat

Hmm... Trixie supposes she hasn't changed much. She is still the most humble equine to grace your very presence! And although she admitted she hadn't defeated an Ursa Minor, she has still done many a feat of awe-inspiring magic!

preferable

Before you start, wouldn't it be appropriate to review, first? Not to mention that you've not chosen a canon point, but you've not chosen a canon point. Either of those that you're considering is.. a bad choice, if you'll pardon my saying. In the one, I'm-- [ still in love with gellert. ] Well. And then, in the second, Ariana has just been-- [ slain. ] You see why I'm hesitant, yes?

I think I'd prefer for you to take me from after my death. Yes, I imagine you'd probably have to change my icons, but it's a small price to pay for age and clarity. And wisdom, I hope.

I really would rather not have to get to know the people who become so important to me later in my life all over again. I don't think it's quite fair to them, either.

.. Let's not talk about Gellert right now, yes? He's a complicated issue.

lordofexplody

Well, well... Imagine that. I never knew such courage could exist in you humans.

It seems that not all of you are stupid rats.

I seem to remember another who thought he could contain me. He was sadly mistaken.

We will have such fun, you and I. Such fun.

eternal_umbrage

LISTEN uP YOu FUCKER MuN. I MAY NOT KNOW WHAT THE FuCK IS HAPPENING BuT WHATEVER YOu'RE DOING YOu'RE NOT FuCKING ALLOWED TO "CONTROL ME" YOu CAN WATCH AS I GO ABOuT MY BuISNESS MERELY BECAuSE I CANT FuCKING FIND YOu AND KILL YOu.

NOW WITHOuT FuRTHER ADO.
WHO WANTS TO PLAY A GAME?.

unconned

( --asdfghjkl;gajdksjahwjndaneepsqueakasjnfe ; ; )

[Matthew looks at his handler with a mixture of strangled fondness and quiet annoyance. He never did like it when she applied to games because until the results were in, she was usually incoherent in her head.]

Now now, don't be like that. But I have to be certain of something: Are you actually sure have everything in order for the applications now? Are you certain of this or are the late nights due to the combination of school and your lack in discipline finally catching up with you? A sleep deprived mind can trick the eyes.

( !!!!! )

Don't be so ruffled. [He waves off her worries and her anger with a lazy wave of his hand as he fishes for a cigarette in his pocket.] Only making sure this is true considering the last few times, Miss Mundane. I suppose you do get brownie points for actually being prepared this round. If that.

( .......... )

You're being a tough crowd today, handler. You wound me with your inability to be coherent with me at the moment. Really. Still on the bright side for you: I suppose this tickles your fancy considering the month this will be if things go according to plan.

[Hint: It was December. And by the tone of his voice and the look of his face, it doesn't sound like it tickles his fancy at all.]

chimerics

Who did you just say is my father? And why can't you just write my last name entirely? That's a bad tease, and you know it.

I don't know whether I should be happy or terrified you started looking my way when you got bored with whatever you were doing a moment ago.

shepherdofthefrost

If you're going to app me to a game, you could at least pick one where I'm not still invisible! 300 years is a long time to spend talking to yourself. I just want somebody to be able to see me.

And no, the Boogeyman doesn't count.

wreckitall

Great, so you made me. Thanks a bunch pal.

But you know, you really gotta find some more icons for me cause hey -- I'm a man with more than four kinds of faces, right?

Thanks for considering up for a home too! Though I guess I'm gonna miss the game a bit...

labyrinthe

You're, uh, actually going through with this aren't you?

Listen, I love an underwater city just as much as the next girl, but just what exactly do you expect me to do?

1000hrs_spacecamp

Tell me, mun.

What is this roleplay of which you speak? Is that like what we do on the Gaia forums? But you have another Princess Luna in here! I do not think she likes me. Won't it be crowded and stinky in your brain?

But I enjoy this... roleplay! Let us do it for all the time!

gleans

Thank you. We should wait before you think about sending me anywhere again, though, juuuust until I know where my head is after all that. Not to mention we need a fuckin' break from each other, am I right? Gotta love November, the writing equivalent of being stuck in a dorm room with a crazy motherfucker (ha, no, two crazy motherfuckers) for thirty days.

Hey! Good pullthrough, though. Shit was crazy. I'm proud of you. And... I dunno about you, but I'm pretty okay with that ending. Especially since we got a song out of it, like, three weeks before you even wrote it. That's some kinda foresight right there, man.

Oh yeah, and you better ask J and Courtney why the hell I didn't get a gift exchange buddy. What is this bullcrap? I'm so offended right now. Who denies a guy of his right to a potentially hilarious and/or awkward obligation to get a friend/stranger/acquaintance a Christmas present? And get something probably totally fucking weird in return? Come on, guys!

Galen

leangreenmachine

I guess some of these don't sound too bad. It would be nice to explore other places without freaking people out.

I'm surprised that you're looking into so many about dreams, though. It's not like my dreams are really exciting...

... Wait. Why are you grinning?

... What... kind of dreams do you plan on making me sha-NOT THE APRIL ONES!

collects_pages

I'm not okay with going to a game with a known pedophile who wants to 'watch' me.

I'm more okay with the unspeakable evil that will try to destroy me psychologically and physically by manifesting in ways that break physics. Know why? Because he's not a pedophile.

Why can't you find me a pedo-free game instead? Or convince Obie's mun not to send him? He's creepy. I miss being chased through forests in the dead of night with a dead flashlight and no idea what country I'm in. Can we go back to that? Those days were so much simpler.

Current Mood: contemplative

verysoftshoes

Well! What an interesting place. But I can't dally too long. I've got to get back. You know what the King is like.

He'd be lost without me!

Exactly why am I here again?

remarkably_adventurous

I am quite happy in Tuckborough, thank you very much. Besides there is the baking to do as well as the preserves and more besides.

Wait, there may be adventures? Tell me more.

unohana_hat

Hey. Hey you! Aren't you forgetting one teeny little thing? (*｀へ´*) A canon review means the whole thing! Not just 3/4ths or "most" of it. Only bad kids don't keep their promises~

You're not very decisive, are you?☆ So you're gonna need all the luck you can get.(*｀д´)b

Current Mood: bouncy

magicalrealist

( And cut for spoilers in the post, too )

lord_of_terror

Finally. That fool of a bovine proves its worth. So long that affront against all creation had elluded my grasp. Such purity, such... sparkliness... sickening. I do find it ironic that the one beast to be deemed so vile by those dwelling within was rendered a punchline in Sanctuary.

That does not matter now. With the realm of the ponies bathed in blood, its corruption can begin in earnest.

[Why yes, the one thing the Lord of Terror feared was a bunch of rainbow-colored ponies. ...Not that he'd ever outwardly admit it.]

exorcistinbloom

Ah! Mun, you're sending me where Rin and Yuki-chan is? I'm glad... I was getting worried about them, so much...

Though an underwater city... will they have flowers there? And I hope they won't get mad at me for following them there...

A-anyway! You can do it! I believe in you! I know you'll make the right decision, mun--!

A-am I helping at all...?

grifball

You know what Mun? I like it in here. Sure I have to come out and do a little dance whenever you want me to, but in exchange I get to sit around doing nothing all day with all the Twinkies and Cheetos I could ever need.

See? This system works great. A real win-win scenario. No need to go and ship me off to some game that has evil bats. Oh wait I'm sorry, evil dream bats that may or may not want to rip off my face. Because, you know, we need the fucking suspense. And let's not forget it's also crawling with Freelancers.

How about we do this instead: you can send someone else in there, let's say a Blue or Donut, and they can get mauled by the evil dream bats, and I can keep doing what I'm doing here. Play to our strengths or something.

thoughtandflow

( cut for teal courier and L33T SP34K )

arach_nerd

( Spoilers for Amazing Spider-Man #698 )

lacksboobs

( spoilers for Magi 165 )

crackpotcrocker

( Spoilers for Fairly Odd Christmas )

Don't you have anything more productive you could be doing? Like working on a few - APPS!?

Oh, I see. Now, you're conflicted where in canon to app, I, Mr. Denzel Crocker from!

Or maybe you could just give me a canon push in that magical under the city place?

virtualunknown

No.

Just... no. I already had to sit through one chapter. I refuse to sit through another.

No, I don't care how terribly amused you are. Why don't you come up with some reason to back out? Surprise vacation, sudden illness, I don't particularly care.

...

So, there's no talking you out of this? ...so be it. But, be warned, I reserve the right to slap anyone who makes comments about swords.

didntcomebacksane

W-WHAT?!

Mundane, n-no! Why would you-

I don't WANT to go back to that place! PLEASE! It's...not safe. Reapers...and Geth...how could you?

No...no no no no no . Not a good place. I'm not suited for it. I'm FINE! Fine in this headspace!

Where it's...it's quiet. Yes. No geth. No reapers.

...The reapers are gone...? H-How can I be su--

[Don't you miss her?]

W-Well yes...I miss her...

b-b-but... Oh no. You're taking that as a 'yes'...

messengerinscarlet

Tsk tsk, mundane.

Even though you already have so much on your plate, you're looking to add more? Don't get too overconfident now.

turnuptheheat

Mun baby...you are going to be dead within the hour.

livetosaymythanks

You look so serious, Mun! Why do those numbers make your brow scrunch like that? Here -- let me. You shouldn't be worrying about these boring numbers when you still have to voice-test me. It's been a full year, Mun! You need to make sure that my tone is absolutely perfect before you even think about looking at any applications for me.

And -- oh. You are not a very good student, Mun. You are watching my canon while looking at these numbers you were assigned? Very bad.

Here. Give me the controls -- give! There. Now. Back to math.

[ OOC: Anemone from the end of the anime, but before Ao. ]

I think we have issues.

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