Mun stumbled onto a couple of interesting fan theories.

[wizard_eyes]

...Who's this 'Betty' person you keep talking about, and what does Doctor Princess and Bubblegum have to do with her?

Y'know, there are times I think you're donked in the head worse than Gunter.

[OOC: Essentially, the theories say that Betty went into seclusion to research the weapons used in the coming Mushroom War and was exposed to radiation/magic/whatever made Ooo, and mutated into either Doctor Princess (people drawing parallels between appearances) or PB (citing early character bios saying her first name was Betty, and the love of Science, and Ice King's subconscious obsession). So yeah. Mun personally isn't sure what to make of it. It is an interesting subject though.]

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[humanhero]

[OOC: Quite an interesting subject indeed! Any of those theories could and may very well be correct, but I suppose we'll just have to wait and see if anything more is revealed to be sure!]

You're sure one t'be talkin' about bein' donked in the head, Ice King.

[wizard_eyes]

[OOC: I did see where Pen let Rebecca Sugar make the call on Princess Doctor, to which she said no. Personally, I hope PB is actually Simon and Betty's daughter, conceived just before Simon got the crown and mutated because of the radiation. >3]

Hey, I'm perfectly normal. In all of Ooo, you're the only one going around freeing the princesses that I steal fair and square! Other kings steal princesses all the time! ...I think.

[humanhero]

[OOC: Oh really? I guess that debunks the theory connected to Doctor Princess then huh? XD Though it's still interesting to think about. And I agree, that would be so cool!!]

Yeaaah I don't think so man. No matter how fairly y'think you're stealin' these princesses- it's still kind of....against the law you know? And- really freakin' creepy dude. If you want a girlfriend THAT badly, why can't you just try findin' one the right way- without kidnappin' her?

[wizard_eyes]

[OOC: Pretty much. But I'm still holding out a thread of hope that Doctor Princess is Betty and PB is still their daughter. ...And that Finn and PB get back together and Finn winds up being related to Ice King. :P]

First off, what law? I am the law in the Ice Kingdom. In fact, it's against the law to break into my private castle, let alone my fridgitsu dojo, and steal my stolen princesses. And you know I can't do it without kidnapping!

[He lifts his robe to show a gnarled leg, with PB's name still vaguely visible written all over it.] You think any princess wants part of that? The only way I could do it without kidnappin' 'em is by shaving. And we both saw how that worked out.

[humanhero]

[OOC: Ho man, what a CRAZY twist that would be huh? XD]

Y-...you know what I'm talkin' about man!! You can't get around it- stealin' princesses and junk ain't math at all! An' I'm not breakin' no laws dude, I'm doing my duty. Yannow, as a HERO?

[He recoils with a frown of disgust.]

Augh, that's SICK Ice King! Look man I- ...All I know is that your current methods ain't doin' jack squat, and aren't going to any time soon. I may be thirteen, but I have a better idea of how to treat a lady than you do!!

[wizard_eyes]

[OOC: It'd be just about as crazy as Simon giving Marceline Hambo. :3]

You're a criminal and a rebel! Take him away! [The pair of penguins that were following him just look at each other, shrug, and walk off.] ...You guys are no help...

That's why I'm branching out into song! With Marceline's help, I'll have all kinds of songs to woo my 'captive' audience with!

[He reaches into his beard, pulling several handfuls of newspaper clippings and the like of him as Simon, random 'lyrical' notes scribbled over them.] If ya want, I'll let ya take a sneak peek at 'em.

[humanhero]

[OOC: True that! Hey while I've got you here, I'm curious- have you considered putting Ice King here into any games?]

[Finn raises an eyebrow when he tries to sic the penguins on him- and his confusion grows even more when he sees all of the newspaper clippings. He reaches out and picks one of them up, frowning a little.]

Hey...hey hold on a sec Ice King- ....I- ...this is you right? ...Like- ...from those video-tapes me n' Jake watched last Christmas...?

[wizard_eyes]

[OOC: I haven't really given it much thought. He's kinda... too crazy for most settings, though I suppose I'd be open to suggestions.]

[He glances over and scrambles over, trying to yank the paper out of Finn's hand, a couple of pictures of a young Marceline following out of his beard as he does.]

No no! Don't look at that! I... it wasn't me! ...Wait, you know I used to wear glasses. Still! Give me that!

[humanhero]

[OOC: Haha, good point! XD Well I have Finn here in Ink City right now, if you'd ever think you'd like to try Ice King out there? I doubt Finn would be overjoyed to see him, but it would be cool for him to have some canonmates!]

S'not your glasses I'm talkin' about dude.

[He frowns and holds the photo out of Ice King's reach, and takes this opportunity to reach out with his other hand to pluck another photo from his beard so he can look at it. This time, it's one of Marceline.]

Why the heck do you have...all these pictures of Marcy!?

[wizard_eyes]

[OOC: If I ever get him to the point that I'm more confident about his voice, I'll definitely look into it. :D]

[He freezes in mid reach, cocking his head at the picture of Marceline. Of course, should Finn look at the back of that photo, he'd find a letter he'd written as Simon to Marceline.]

I... uh... hmm... I don't remem... hrmm...

[humanhero]

[OOC: Sounds great! ^^]

[He's too preoccupied with all of the actual pictures to really look them over too much, so for now he misses the letter. He bends down and picks up more clippings and pictures, both perplexed and creeped out.]

I-...You know what, I don't even wanna know why you've got all this junk...the fact that you have it at all is freakin' weird man.