very shaky voice testing

[atdennys]

Look, let's not kid ourselves. I'm way too awesome for you to touch and the fact that you're making me spell this out for you just proves that you don't comprehend how awesome I really am.

What I'm trying to say is, if you keep this up, you're going to make me look bad, and I don't do that, so you're not going to do this. Comprende?

Sure, it's a sweet gesture for you to like me enough to want to see the gigantic void that is my absence here filled, but do me and everyone else a favor by paying homage to me by not bothering in the first place. I mean, it's what I would do, right?

Ugh, are you looking at this train wreck? You have no idea what you're doing. You haven't even seen an episode in months. Just stop.

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actually I think this sounds like a pretty good Jeff so far! =Db

[tenmorehours]

It's probably better not to be played, anyway. I've heard...things.

yay! :D thanks!

[atdennys]

Yeah, I don't get played, I do the playing. ... That sounded pretty sleazy, didn't it?

[MOVING ON.] But I'll be polite and bite—what things?

you're welcome!

[tenmorehours]

[It did sound too sleazy, but Chrono decides it'd be politer not to mention it once the subject's changed.]

It seems like most of the places muns can send us to involve being stuck somewhere. Or being forced to fight in a war. Or both.