dear_mun | Nov. 23rd, 2012

Nov. 23rd, 2012

I know where this is going, mundane.

And exploiting his grief over Four Murasame's death to set up a plot later on is beneath you.

detestation

You are the only one to blame for doing this, you know. Weak willed girl, you thought we had had our run and things were just going to be washed away, as if you could count with my sister's services so easily.

And what will you do now? If last time proves to be a good example, you are not so good at thinking before acting. I do not mind the calm, mind you, and know better than to wish to mingle with petty mortals and their petty quests, least they have an oath worthy of my name to make.

I have said my part now, the rest is up to you.

fleeced

No fair! You mean all these heroes are gathering and you're only letting me out this late? You're as bad as Medea! And you're saying she's here? Jason too? Where's Jason? Let me at him! I'll show him to use and then abandon my big sister! Especially what happened to me!

[His rant now done, the young prince-turned-spirit sits down on his golden fleece in a huff.]

snowpointvictor

Okay, mun. We have to talk, now.

First order of business: quit it with the size references and jokes. It wasn't funny the first time, and it isn't funny now. I do not have 'size issues' and I do not know why you think it was funny to make me a giant in that meme. A meme you never finished by the way. Speaking of which, you need to stop that. Putting me in memes, that is. I don't know why you suddenly want to do memes with me, but leave it out my life. Regardless of my 'canon' (as you put it) I am just a normal twelve year old girl. Independant, yes. But not suicidal. Stop throwing me at crazy people: human or otherwise!

Second order of business: If you are slacking off in your games with your other characters, there's no shame in a hiatus or dropping them. I know you don't like that, but if you're having trouble there's a reason hiatus' exist.

And if you do drop that Chris Ramirez and Dustin Brooks from their games, I will personally hurt you somehow if you try to go look for another game. That is all.

Current Mood: exhausted

pitythefool

Hey, so, what was it that thing said again? That I'm, er, "frequently loafing on the job?" 'Cause I'm preeeeeetty sure I'm not the only one that's been slacking lately, y'know?

...I know, I know. You're a busy guy. I get it. But come on. If you're gonna keep talking about reassigning me somewhere, the least you could do is try and actually stick with it for a change.

[...

...

"> You sense that Adachi cares for you..."]

Pffft.

[Yeah, right.]

((Spoilers likely in comments!))

theboywiththebook

What? Mun, no! You can't let that happen. What if I don't get home that way? What if I end up getting stuck? What if...?!

[The kid is panicking hard here. His mun doesn't want to put him through that either but if worse comes to worse it'll have to happen.]

What about the others? We can't leave them there, even if that does work...

quantum_defender

This is one of the most ridiculous things you have ever come up with.

So what, this time traveling guy Daniels is from the 31st century. That doesn't mean he has anything to do with Time Force. It's a coincidence they both take place in the same time. Ever heard of one of those? A coincidence? It doesn't mean he's a rogue Time Force agent like your stupid theory.

If you think Wes and I are going to let you get away with this, you are seriously mistaken. I'm sure as hell not letting you separate us and send me into the future to that starship. Enterprise. Whatever. I don't care if you think me fighting with some British guy would be funny or it would mean we got to see the other Time Force Rangers again. The Trip-confusion thing? That's just stupid.

I think dealing with Wes' grown up kid and his friends are enough. Let's leave it at that.

donerunning

It's about time. Now get to bed. You can finish the read-through tomorrow.

truster

Admit it, the only reason you want to have an Achilles come by is so that there can be horrible, bloody Greek drama all over the place. Lots of yelling and people telling each other how they are going to be killed with as much detail as possible. They did songs of it in the past, they can surely try again.

My family, on the other hand...no, forget about it; even among us Trojans blood is bound to be spilled if you gather enough of the House of Priam together.

whatisreality

Oh. So you remembered me? How nice. How charitable of you.

true8orn

Hmm, do you really think you can portray a Clan Warrior of my caliber? Sure, you have that Wolf in the other game, but he is not exactly complicated, quineg?

Well it is a win-win situation for me. Either you succeed and I am pleased, or you fail and I am amused and get to kill you in a Trial Of Grievance for slighting my honor.

-Star Commander Vriska
Clan Goliath Scorpion
Chi Galaxy
1st Seeker Cluster

Addendum: Why should I have to mar my language when I use the chatterweb? This 'typing quirk' seems more suited to a whimpering child straight out of the creche. I bet that freebirth Tavros uses one...

[More info available here]

rednosedturret

[Canon is this comic]

Black Friday?

[Nose starts to glow]

gameboys

I'm done with spying. I'm done with MI6. You know that. Just because you're suddenly interested in murder mysteries and espionage stories again doesn't mean that I'm going back. I'm not taking any more jobs, thanks.

[ but he is. he's going back because there's something about it that draws him in. the need to know things, the need for that adrenalin rush. it's almost addicting. in his first year with MI6, he's been shot and stabbed and burned and tortured. he's nearly died more times than he can count. yet they can still call him back with just the mention of a new job, and they know it. there are benefits to having a child in employment, after all. he can do things that adult operatives can't. no one ever expects him to be anything but a kid.

alex tells himself that it's all he ever wanted to be: a schoolboy, but that isn't quite right, is it? ]

Glad we could have this talk.

regularlyaccused

I appreciate the break from Arthur. No, really, pompous man like himself could use a moment of solitude to deflate the ego... But, and yes, there is always a 'but' mundane, you know the man's helpless without me. If he isn't ordering me to shine his armor, muck out his stalls, and clean his room -- both of them dangerously similar, thank you -- he's off pummeling things with a sword!

Things that pummel back.

I know he's... reluctant to express matters of appreciation. Of the heart even-- He's rather dense in fact, but he's not bad. So, figure out what you are planning on doing soon so my break is not a long one.

staticky

Antisocial mun taking up an antisocial character and trying to force them both into interacting with other muns and/or characters.

Hey, you know what's a great idea? Because it's not that.

mayshereign

This is utterly ridiculous, Mundane! Honestly, after all this time, you say you miss me? As if I'll believe such a thing! This is all just because you were sitting next to that English couple in the restaurant and now you can't get my accent out of your head, isn't it? Isn't it?

[M-maybe...]

Well, I won't have it! Months you've ignored me! Months! And now, all of a sudden, I'm supposed to take you back?! Just like that? [I never said that, England...] Un-bloody-likely!

[Jeez, England, why are you so angry, I'd have thought you'd be happy to get some fresh air for once, what's wrong-]

And I cannot believe you want to app at a magical school game and you're not even considering me!

[Oh...]

poetdontknowit

...Well, that was fast.

windreaver

I am unsure of your intentions, Wakener.

gothgiggles

Oh, what an amusing little ditty, mundane. [Giggle]

Wait- What do you mean this is how most of the fandom sees me?! Such- Such foolishness! That isn't amusing at all!

kingofnightmares

You're dragging me out? Not Jack Frost? Or Toothfairy? But you picked me?

No. I will not stand for this. I will do as I please, and not the wishes of another being, such as yourself!

Play with your other puppets. I do not want any strings tied with you.

Be gone.

killer_sweets

So for once, your twisted little head can’t figure out something for me to do during that forth wall thing.

Not that I’m surprise since it seems like you wasted what little imagination to have the chicken kid destroy the city because he is too stupid to realize that rolling around eggs the size of small cruise liners will cause some property damage.

I’m going to be bored out my mind if you don’t have fun with this. I mean every other year you think of something. All I’m getting from you: is that you want to let me go wild, you’ve become somewhat blood thirsty since the whole cobra incident, and if it cause trauma for some all the better.

maskurbates

Not even when devising a beautiful tragedy for my fiancée have I ever been so indecisive as you are now.

Pathetic. A smear hardly deserving of my attention.

Run along now.

emperorofmiracles

Calling you my mun implies that you have won out over me.
You are wrong, I have never been defeated. So I won't be calling you that.

I don't care if it's your head space that I inhabit. You won't be sending me anywhere without my permission.

wasjustascratch

No, mundane. I don't want any part of this. I don't want to see Shion or Margulis or anyone. It's better that my presence not upset any of my family or friends from the 'canon' universe. The choices that lead me here are already made, nothing can be changed about it.

[He pauses and sighs.]

And that username is completely unnecessary. I had thought I'd survive the injury.

stillanaddict

No.

Absolutely not.

This is not acceptable.

Beat him into NPC-ness, find someone to give him to, find someone who already has one. But under no circumstances am I going to share headspace with Sebastian Moran.

I know what happens to muses when you start doubling up on roles, even in private lines.

I don't care how attractive he is. Get him out.

-SH

the_insuffera6le

#pri9rities #friendly advice #who even reads this? #sp6iler: muns never listen #trigger warnings

( Cut for troll text )

fernfrost

Yep, that's right, you've become a bandwagoner. Congratulations.

[ slow clap. ]

.. Seriously, I don't have a sarcastic enough face for this.

memorycollector

Oh! Well this is exciting, isn't it? I hope you didn't expect me to argue like most of the people in this head of yours do. Can you just imagine how many teeth there are to see around here? It'll be just like being out in the field again.

I think we can work well together, you and I. Of course, it would be even better if the other Guardians were around, don't you think?

And don't forget to floss, sweetheart!

havegunwilltravel

Now you just be silent and listen good mun. I've got places to be, and I don't think sitting around on my behind is going to get anything done. If you need me, you know the standard price. $1,000.

[ Which translates to over $12,000 nowadays. ]

multiplicikey

H-hey Mun...

It's nice that you decided to try to play me somewhere again...

But I don't want to go to a horror game! Even if Riku's there! Can't you find something that's less...creepy?

grimhunter

No I don't think it's anything to be ashamed of. I think as long as you read the books about Potter then that'd be enough.

I mean technically we lived it, so I suppose you might want to consider but given the circumstances.

euphrasie

Thank you for finally making good on your word to, ah, "scoot" me over to this place.

And that you aren't terribly fussed about the discrepancy between the attire in my icons and the actual time period in which I live. I am really just pleased to be out and about once more.

I must ask when you will be placing me and -- where?

funinstead

( Seriously, this kid is full of spoilers. Do not come in here unless you've seen the movie or don't care about spoilers )

fallforme

[ ... ]

[ ... ]

[ ... ]

That is not an option.

jalouse

So, you believe that you understand me better, having read that picture book? I doubt you understand anything at all, though your attempts are somewhat charming, like a darling pet trying to comfort its master, when it cannot possibly comprehend what grieves him. Continue to practice, and perhaps you shall even be able to speak in full sentences on your own someday. Your pity is unwelcome, however, and I wish you would cease thinking of me in such a light.

Your promises are much more enticing, at any rate. If there are indeed places where even a body such as mine is subject to change, I want to witness it myself. It seems an unbelievable fantasy, otherwise.

See to it that you find one for me, won't you? Preferably one with a caretaker. Madeleine or Louis, either one will do, so long as I am not left to fend for myself. I will not abide the possibility of my other father or that wretched Armand finding me on my own.

twotimingmutt

Hey Mun. Let's get one thing straight, here. I don't give a damn how excited you are about finally getting that 'D-V-D' thing; you ain't pullin' me back out again. Especially if you're plannin' on dumping me into that place you're at.

Say whatever you want. You got that one psycho in there already, so what the hell would ya even need me for?

inthe_keyofcool

Hey there, mun. Nice job on the journal name, though I hope this isn't like some kind of online diary thing. Because that's definitely not cool.

But I can't complain too much, huh? You were kinda surprised there aren't tons of other mes running around...Yeah, it's ok. It's like hearing one of Bach's least played minuets; might not be as familiar but it's still a classic.

Yeah, I knew you'd get that being a musician and all. So don't sweat it, mun. Pick a key and let's play.

meteorshots

You shouldn't. Just-- Leave it the way it is.

I don't wanna know what happens after that.

longleggedy

Oh, now this is good. Rushing back to slap this together, not an hour out of the theater? And with such shoddy results. You're right to fear being labeled a hypocrite. Excuses on swearing to wait before really committing won't cut it. At the end of the day, you know intentions are irrelevant.

You've already given in.

clumsyjesus

So, if that man's telling the truth, and Tethe'alla really has been destroyed....

Does that mean Lloyd and the others are...? [Gone? Colette does not know the truth yet. However, if it is the truth, then, well....could have she done something to prevent it? Is it her fault that Tethe'alla was no more? Colette may not be Tethe'alla's Chosen, but still...]

knockknockknock

Now, now, mundane, I think you judge me too quickly.

You think I wouldn't want to spend my days trapped in the headspace of a mun whose talents lie primarily in the arts and literature? You think I wouldn't want to be dragged across the Internet, forced to participate in various - and ultimately pointless - games and memes?

Well, you'd be right. Take me back.

maoser

Hmf. This is typical of you, you know. I've got better things to do with my time than indulge another one of your passing whims.

But I admit, it might be interesting. Hei is there, after all.

[There is a distinct laugh in his voice. Guess what, Hei? He knows.]

wannabesanta

Hell -o mun. Did you miss? Come on, I know you did.

It's good to be back or rather ice to be back. Get it? It's a play on words, ice instead of nice? *Smirk*

Don't be nippy with me. ~Leave that to me~ *Devious chuckle*

Come on. Commmmmmmmee on. I know you're listening to me. Stop shoving me down and leaving me with the dead citrus.

You know it's just so sad that people think I'm nothing more than a line in lyric or a saying.

Time to get everyone into the Frostmas spirit? Am I right? RWAR! You're a feisty aren't you~

Hey! Hey! Don't give me the cold shoulder.

Don't leave me for that nerd. What about olde Jack?

liberatrix

( Cut for green courier )

petergrew

I'm not sure why you brought me here, but I'm pretty sure that a lot of people are going to be very angry at me.

Why do you always do this? Damn it if I'm not nervous enough.

choking

I am grateful that you aren't taking me to a sex game for the sex aspect.

( kohane gives a slight nod. her long brown hair moving in unison with her head. )

Do you think Watanuki-Kun will show up? I hope not. I would be tempted to show him my love. Thankfully Doumeki-Kun understands. Thankfully.

( her eyes become a bit glazed with tears wanting to escape. )

Thank you though for taking me to a game mun.

awordfromourspencer

S-shut up! I'm not crying!

My face is just...leaking.

burnthiscity

You never seem to learn, do you?

What a foolish woman.

vampirekiller

It matters not which of these, ah, muses you wish to play, Mundane. It is ultimately your choice. However...

[His jaw tightens.]

Do remember to not include me in whatever foolishness your choices create this time around. I will not stand for it. I've much to deal with as is.

nofangs

Scribe, I am honored you that you chose me as one of your muses to write down my words for, especially since I am more fluent in Chinese than English. I know you stated you wanted to relearn Mandarin, maybe we can learn from each other?

And you've done martial arts as well? Why aren't you still going?

enchantedsnow

( Read more... )

thelastlight

( Never stop beleiving )

notsowonderfullife

Let me get this out of the way. This sounds like a username Barry would come up with. Although I suppose I should be grateful you didn't stick me with something like patronsaintofzombieslaying. I'm glad that was too long.

I don't know what you're expecting from me. I realize those others were talking about the ex--okay--zombie game...but please tell me you are not taking me from the Mount just to put me with more zombies. That's just cruel. You send everyone else to various dream worlds and stick me back in hell. And this time I wouldn't even have the Mount or Stealth or Cerberus or Zzzap to back me up?

Thank God the place is still closed and you're so busy. Maybe you'll forget about me and I can go back to doing my job.

...

No, I don't care if there's a chance I'll meet the Doctor.

...

Okay, that would be pretty cool but that's still not worth being yanked out of the Mount and tossed into a DIFFERENT zombie wasteland. Sorry.

[Canon: Ex-Heroes by Peter Clines]

flipkicking

I'll be direct. [when is she not] I appreciate the update, and the fact that you've finally stopped sneaking looks at those other games. It's a lot less pressure on my part, at least.

As for this latest plan of yours, we need to talk. Bringing a piece of Kijuju into the game won't "contribute" anything, so that argument's out. "Plots and guilt trips" don't count, either. As much as you like having danger a constant possibility, this isn't your usual event and plot case; it's something of a commitment, if you wanna go that far -- it would be incorporated permanently, and knowing you, you'd abuse the daylights out of that fact.

All I ask is that you think this through before jumping in. Don't count on all the ifs and maybes, don't make any assumptions, and don't rush into it. Considering your recent concerns, your time would probably be put to better use in another playthrough. Prioritize, in short. It'll pay off for both of us.

[/briefing /lecture /whatever you want to call it]

shattered_the_mirror

"Mun", is it?

[Midna does not look entirely amused.]

I really don't care what your purpose is for me, whether you want to toss me into one of those "games" or to collect dust as a tossed aside "muse", but I have no intention of sticking around for either. I've been away from my people for long enough. Let me return on my own. Me forcing my way out of here can't be good for this little "headspace", as you call it.

schattenmagier

Nice to see you, mun. How long will your interest in me last? I do hope you reread the novel that focuses around The Silent Noise.

number_xii_savage_nymph

(Hey, she's relatively happy at the moment. She has chicken. Yum.)

Sending me somewhere new? I wonder how long this will last.

(Munchmunch. So much for daintiness.)

At least I won't be alone.

Get to it, Mundane.

an_ice_spirit

What do you mean there's too many of me now? It just means my awesome can't be contained in one place. I recall someone being excited about it not too long ago, and it wasn't me.

Besides, it's not like any of the others are much of a threat anyway. I bet we can get some pretty epic snowball fights going.

donerunning

I don't see what you and Terran are making all the fuss over. I can talk to a vampire hunter if I want to; after all, didn't you tell me no harm can come to me in this room? So what's the matter with it? I can take care of myself.

[Unspoken is the now that should be at the end of that sentence. They both know it, there's no need to say it.]

wealldosillythings

Oh! Back here again, are we? [She smiles.] Well, not that I mind. To be honest, it was getting a bit lonely up there inside your head - I mean, when it's not cluttered with your exams and everything!

But yes, I've missed talking to people too, so let's have some fun again?

breakablegirl

Believe me, if he was out there, anywhere, I'd know about it.

I don't know why you want him in this game. He'll spend all of his time making sure I'm okay and-

[MUN IS ASKING WHY IS THAT A BAD THING. YOU DO NEED LOOKING AFTER, CLAIRE. AND YOU'RE TOO GOOD AT LYING TO PETER.]

...He doesn't need to come here. I'm fine. Dad's.. [Disappointed in you?] He's better off not getting trapped here.

technope

Lemme get this straight. You want to pretend to be me on the internet? Did it ever occur to you that, y'know, that'd be a bad idea?

'Specially considering you're supposed to have called it quits. I got better things ta do than have you throw me at all these darn robots. Yes, that one too! This is why I hate mundanes.

threewishes

Hello, Mundane-san~!☆

Aah, of all the muses available to you, you picked me? Not to brag or anything, but I think I can consider this to be quite the accomplishment! You have quite the variety to choose from, after all, with each one having traits greater than my own (depending on which way you look at it). I'll be sure to work hard for you, okay?

As for the game's genre, well... It could be worse, right? [no] Nevermind, I won't make you answer that. But! It's just another challenge on the horizon to look forward to you. Plus, I'll get to see Hei-chan and Lancer-san, and you can do your best playing me more accurately this time around, too. Not to say that I didn't like that interpretation! But it was a little offputting to others, wasn't it? Imagine, a world where it wasn't so.. "Stiff" competition, indeed.

Now, to work on our conversational skills...

mosaaidfne

Acc^{ee^ee}pt_{ee_eeed?}

Yaa_{_aaaa}aa_aaaa^{aa^y!}

ironlady

You know as well as I do that place isn't suited for me. I do not need to get into why on a public forum. It would be best to let the Lady-Saint accompany them on that particular journey. [As much as it pains her to admit it. Caterina knows in her condition she would only be a burden to them.] I will wait patiently for their return in the meanwhile.

equinophobicbard

You went out of your way to find a game with unicorns.

[His voice lowers to a dramatic whisper.]

What could I have possibly done to deserve this?

[Stay calm, Finn! Just stay calm...

...Yeah, that's not gonna happen.]

It's not fair! I finally killed him and you send me somewhere with more of those beasts?!

I think we have issues.

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