on meetings few and far between

[maskurbates]

Not even when devising a beautiful tragedy for my fiancée have I ever been so indecisive as you are now.

Pathetic. A smear hardly deserving of my attention.

Run along now.

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[osreborn]

Maybe you should be looking at it as flattery.

[maskurbates]

Would you tolerate --encourage-- such wishy-washy behavior to yourself, Osborn?

[osreborn]

It just takes a little convincing, that's all. Although perhaps I've just gotten lucky.

[maskurbates]

I doubt you leave much of anything up to luck.

[axemeaquestion]

What kind of beautiful tragedy did you devise on your fiancee, now?

[maskurbates]

[teasing:]

I've said too much already.

wow I can type today

[axemeaquestion]

You shouldn't've said it in the first place, then.

[maskurbates]

I didn't realize you were such a snoop, Rochelle.

[ace_of_knaves]

Aw, Romeski!

Long time no see, old son, how've ya been?

EEE PSI

[maskurbates]

[there's a face he hoped thought he wouldn't see again for a while...]

Same old, same old, Joker. You know it is.

[with rogues.]

<3

[ace_of_knaves]

Still slicing and dicing then, eh?

[unavenged]

Talk about pathetic. How are you doing, Blackie?

[maskurbates]

Not nearly as pathetic as some I've seen.

[continuing seamlessly:]

You'd love to know and yet your intelligence fails you.

[unavenged]

Aw, you're cute. Has anyone ever told you that?

[bodilesswarrior]

Circe knew she deserved better.

You still have that mannequin?

[maskurbates]

And how serendipitous it was that she got what she deserved.

You still have that hickey I gave you, Miss Bat Secretary?

[bodilesswarrior]

I here she's doing pretty well now, actually.

How many scars do you have, Sionis?

[controlledvariable]

Well, there goes the neighbourhood.

[maskurbates]

The neighborhood was gone long before you were a glint in the milkman's eye, chickie.

[controlledvariable]

I dunno, things had started to look up for a little while there.

And for the record, that insult only works on the assumption that the milkman would be the less preferable option of a father. But points for trying.

[cowled]

Sionis.

[Dat batgrowl.]

[maskurbates]

My charms are so irresistible that even you couldn't stay away, Batman.

[wholenewstory]

Should have stayed away.

[maskurbates]

Old habits die hard.

[wholenewstory]

So will you.