sobs into hands

[fernfrost]

Yep, that's right, you've become a bandwagoner. Congratulations.

[ slow clap. ]

.. Seriously, I don't have a sarcastic enough face for this.

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[fotlenke]

Then let us cover that face in snow, hmmm?

[ Giant snow wall coming down on you. ]

[fernfrost]

[ plz.

right back atcha', sister. in the form of snowballs. and he's laughing like a maniac. ]

Snow, seriously?!

[fotlenke]

[ She's fixing up her snow golemn right now. ]

I could put my boot to your pretty, pert nose, if you would prefer...

[fernfrost]

Aww, you think my nose is pretty? [ he claps his hands together, fluttering his lashes. ] That's sweet.

[spiderhorse]

[Well, you're the tiniest trickster he ever saw.

Not that the incarnations of his mother running around aren't small, but hey. You're small, too.

And where are your shoes?]

[fernfrost]

[ woah. huge eight-legged horse.

.. oh hey, he knows this story! maybe. probably. ]

Hey, uh.. starts with an 'S', right? Man, I'll bet you'd scare the antlers off North's reindeer.

[spiderhorse]

[He should know him! Odin's totally where Midgardians got the look for Santa, okay! And, as Odin's steed, everyone should know him, too. Except not everyone does and that would aggravate him if he were a less chill dude.

No pun intended.

But wow, immediate flattery! Good job, Jack, Sleipnir totally just tossed his mane back like a woman in some shampoo commercial, aren't you the most charming fellow ever? The ego, it is fluffed and pleased.

He doesn't talk. Well, not like humanoid creatures, at least. It's more "right in your brain" sort of thing, but it's how he communicates. Can't knock it, right?

Sleipnir is my name, son of Loki and steed of Odin. I tend to scare off more than antlers.]

[fernfrost]

[ well, north is real where he's from, after all.. though getting north and odin together sometime might make for hilarity. or end in tears. (possibly jack's, because why did he ever think this was a good idea.)

wow. you, sir, are fancy. that's okay, though, because you're still a badass. even if he's super u n s u r e about the talking in his head thing. ]

Sleipnir, right. Son of Loki, huh? I hear Loki's fun. Of course, most of the ones I've seen around here look kinda'.. mopey.

[slyest]

And who might you be?

[fernfrost]

[ oh, hey, speak of the devil. or. trickster. ]

Jack Frost, at your service. Spirit of winter, that kinda' thing.

[slyest]

Spirit of winter? Then you are a god?

[ Which means that he's already more inclined to like you than if you were a human. ]

[fernfrost]

.. Uh. [ well, he's never thought of it like that. ] I don't.. think so? I mean, no one ever told me I was. I'm just winter. I make it snow and make all the frost and turn the wind cold and stuff like that.

it's only a good thing

[hero_of_smiles]

Why would you need a sarcastic face?

just lays here quietly

[fernfrost]

The slow clap wasn't nearly enough.

[hero_of_smiles]

Enough for what?

[Sorry Jack, you're dealing with a derp.]

[fernfrost]

[ no, jack, don't facepalm quite yet. ]

To show how very, very sarcastic I was actually being?

[marysuit]

Humans aren't know for their resiliency.

[fernfrost]

She's a little less resilient than most. At least she's planning to let me out to have some fun, though, so I can't complain too much.

[marysuit]

Just as long as you get a little fun.

I like you, you're much more interesting than the others.

[frogsandsongs]

Well, there are worse things to be really.

[fernfrost]

Well, sure, but that doesn't make being a bandwagoner great, either. Especially considering how many versions of me have popped up in the last twenty-four hours.

[frogsandsongs]

I wouldn't worry about that too much. These things always quiet down after a few weeks. Until then, why not try looking for ways to stand out?

[spiderkid]

Sometimes it's better to be on a bandwagon than to be practically alone. More people to talk to that way, and you don't have to go around bugging other canons.

Like my mun keeps making me do with yours.

[fernfrost]

In your writer's defense, mine is flattered yours sent.. you.. to tag.. me? .. Yeah, that sounds right.

[spiderkid]

I don't know why, she's got one of you guys she uses too, I guess she just likes me better. ...something about me using words and the other guy not.