New Muse Slithered into a Mun's Heart

[nofangs]

Scribe, I am honored you that you chose me as one of your muses to write down my words for, especially since I am more fluent in Chinese than English. I know you stated you wanted to relearn Mandarin, maybe we can learn from each other?

And you've done martial arts as well? Why aren't you still going?

Comments

[compassionchimp]

It's good to see you making friends, not alot of people around here seem so eager to have a mun.

[nofangs]

Monkey! It's good to see you!

I hope your scribe is treating you well?

[compassionchimp]

Aw, he tried for awhile, but he's left me alone for far too long. It's been all I can do to keep my Skills sharp.

It's good to see you too.

[nofangs]

I hope you are not getting into too much trouble as well.

[compassionchimp]

Hee hee hee, well...maybe a few pranks here and there.

[onebadapple]

Oh my! What a pretty and well spoken serpent!

Aw, Snow! ^^

[nofangs]

[Perks up at the young lady]

Thank you miss, but you may call me Viper, it is my species you see. A pleasure to meet you.

[onebadapple]

Well, then you can call me Snow White! It's very nice to meet you too!

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[kungfupanda]

Master Viper has a mun! This is awesome!

[kungfupanda]

But... wait. Muns do mean things sometimes!

[kungfupanda]

So maybe I shouldn't be excited. But on the other hand, maybe she'll meet cool people and go on crazy adventures and--

[kungfupanda]

...and I was totally just talking out loud again, wasn't I?

[A beat.]

How's it going?

[nofangs]

[Oh Po, she knows you always mean well. You get a little chuckle and a smile from this Master]

Hello my Brother! I did not realize the other Masters would be here as well.

Things are going well thank you! Have you been out of your scribe's headspace long? Do they treat you well?

[kungfupanda]

Oh yeah, I've seen Crane and Tigress. [He leans closer and lowers his voice.] Between you and me? I really feel for the mun that crosses Tigress.

Weeeell, my mun hasn't been doing all that much with me lately. And by much, I mean nothing. But I saw you here? I was all like, "Hey mun, you totally need to let me go talk to Master Viper!" And my mun said, "Well, okay."

We kinda joke about it sometimes, but I think most muns wouldn't have us if they didn't really like us. Just ignore all the jokes about doing mean things and torturing us. That doesn't really happen.

...

Usually.

[nofangs]

[Cue a puzzled and concerned expression at the torture aspect.]

...I...did not realize these scribes could do such a deed. I thought they only wrote our "voices" down on screen.

[sonofgoose]

Why would anyone quit martial arts?

[nofangs]

This is what I am questioning to my scribe, I wish she would not become discouraged. Maybe she just needs some inspiration, to focus on her priorities.

[Does a double take, look from one Po to the other]

I-two Po's? Is this another part of this muse-scribe thing?