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[maoser]

Hmf. This is typical of you, you know. I've got better things to do with my time than indulge another one of your passing whims.

But I admit, it might be interesting. Hei is there, after all.

[There is a distinct laugh in his voice. Guess what, Hei? He knows.]

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[bottomless_pit]

[ a plate crashes and "Li's" slack jaw face turns to face Mao ]

Uh... Typical of what?

[ eheh... Mao. You're being completely obvious in this place. Have a care of who might be listening! ]

[maoser]

[He scratches his ear, without a care in the world.]

Typical of my mun. Somebody mentions they want a castmate, and she picks him up. Even if she doesn't know the canon.

[He gives you a sideways look, Hei. You're not the one he was expecting. This makes it even more interesting.]

[bottomless_pit]

[ Ah yes. Mao's ever constant problem with fleas. Play nice, and he may fetch more medicine. ]

Ah, that malady. [ Li's face crinkles up in a smile ] It happens quite often around here, or so I've heard. [ he tilts his head every so slightly ] Are you really going there?

[ he's heard things before. April is not always discreet when she's had her drink. ]

[maoser]

Saa, who knows? Two days ago, she was watching Community to pick up Britta, and for the past week she's had trouble tagging with anyone but Korra. The logical decision would be no. But she doesn't always make logical decisions.

[unflagging]

Here, kitty kitty kitty kitty...

[maoser]

[A twitch at the tip of his tail and forward turned ears are the only sign that Mao is suddenly deeply, deeply suspicious.]

[unflagging]

Here kitty kitty. Nice kitty.

[maoser]

Mraaaaaaaow.

[A warning sound.]

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[mortemscintilla]

[ ... ... ... ]

[mortemscintilla]

[ Nevermind the blown cover. The normal rules don't seem to apply here (which is itself a bizarre concept.) It's wiser to move on to damage control. ]

Define 'interesting'?

[maoser]

You certainly like them young, don't you?

[fufufu]

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[mortemscintilla]

[ Head asplode. ]

[mortemscintilla]

I have no idea what you're talking about.

[ DENY DENY DENY. ]

[moonlitrequiem]

My player is considering to take me as well. [And, of course, there's no resistance on her part. Well, once she knew Hei was there, at least.]

[maoser]

Yin. [Pleased.] It certainly sounds interesting, doesn't it?

[Not that she would know that feeling, being a doll.]

[moonlitrequiem]

[He just gets a blank stare for that. Interesting? Hei's there. And Mao will be there. That's really her only consideration of it. She just settles for petting him, though it's a light, slow effort.]

Huang isn't there.

[maoser]

No. [There's a little wistfulness underneath the purring. Oh that feels nice.]

He's not the most attractive prospect. [He insults because he cares.]

[thisismyjob]

[This black cat can't talk (at least not when she's a cat), but she can stare.]

[maoser]

[Mao's eyes narrow. Something feels off. He can't pinpoint what it is, but he knows that this is no ordinary cat.

Another contractor?]

[thisismyjob]

[The suspicion is mutual.

She does, however, feel it courteous to warn a kindred spirit. This necessitates reverting to a form that can actually speak--not something she would do even out of courtesy if this world operated like her own, but what happens here has no repercussions there.

Therefore, Mao, have a nude Noah.]

I would advise against going there.

[maoser]

[Mao is quite familiar with the female form, and he's heard of Contractors who can shift their shapes.

But still.

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.]

[icy_november11]

[He looked down at the cat and smiled.]

[maoser]

November 11.

[Wary look]

What are you doing here?

[icy_november11]

I do as I please, cat.

I could ask you the same question.

[maoser]

You could. [But you wouldn't get an answer. Cats do as they please too.]