dear_mun | Sep. 20th, 2012

Sep. 20th, 2012

Send me undercover.

No, don't second guess yourself. You can do this, I have total faith in you. Don't act so surprised, just listen to me now. Are you?

Good.

Send me undercover. Don't leave me in this, limbo like all the other maybes. I don't do downtime.

miamimattressprince

Hey Mun~ Whaddup! Where's Dez, Trish and Ally? What do you mean they aren't here? That sucks. I'm gonna miss them. I mean I've never given a show without them.

[But, the show must go on.]

Yeah, I guess you're right Mun.

HELLO DEAR MUN! Are you ready to... [Then he notices the username.]

Seriously mun? Did you have to go with that name? I mean why not Awesome Austin or oh oh I know Austin Rocks, yeah that would be totally better than this one. So c'mon on mun change it! You know you wanna.

slingsandusesbing

No. Just...y'know, no. There's like... 90 different variants of me...us..whatever the right pronoun is up here. Not that I have anything against all the other people around here who have one and/or are one, but you aren't allowed to make a gender-bent version of me. What would you even use her for?

theotherspeedy

I'm still here.

You've just about idled out of that one game.

....fuck. Do something, already.

royal_shadow

Mun,

It is quite...unexpected of you to decide to actively play me somewhere. Not that I am complaining or anything. It's just that...

There's no Ryuuko there. Or Akira.

Well since you already made up your mind, I don't think I can change it. You have plenty of time for application.

[With a sigh, he pokes the cat laying next to him]

antkiller

I'd say you should be paying attention to class, but I really don't care. I've been waiting much, much too long for you to finally write for me! You were late by a long shot, though- everyone from our "incident" is already gone!

What are you looking at me like that for? What are you trying to say?

I should be happy that you're even doing this? You're the one who should be grateful, "Mun"- having a Super High School Level muse is a really rare occasion!

No, I don't mean my title is Super High School Level muse-- you and I both know that, so stop being so snippy and get to writing!!

Oh, and "Mun"?

I want some gummy bears and bubble wrap. Kusususu~

Current Mood: devious

savedthemap

So Mun?

Hows-- Hows the voice test for me going? Getting there are we?

No?

...

How about now?

element_wizard

Look. Okay, even if I forgive you for the whole dumping me in the sex game thing - which I'm not - how can you be shipping me with her?

I mean, it's bad enough you're shipping me with Elizabeth Swan.

But you've decided, for some unbeknownst reasons, to make me Will Turner's twin brother?

You realize I'm now contractually obligated to kill that alternate of myself. I don't care if they're adorkable together!

[Points to self.] PPC member, right? Protector's of the Plot Continuum? We hunt down and kill folks like that.

And now you made me an alt like that?

And because of your own rules, I can't kill that version of me either. I'm going to have to let some of the others do it.

I'll never hear the end of it.

Oh gods... if Ginger finds out about this...

... Gods...

She's already found out about it, hasn't she?

Have I mentioned I hate you lately?

Because I do.

Really.

ex_nightingaled754

Mom's there?! Well, why didn't you say so? Sign me up! Sign me up!

internalizes

[Hesitantly, Penance looks around, not quite sure where she is or how she got there.

But she knows something's different. Like this is only a stop on the way to somewhere else.

Her eyes are a mix of curiosity and expectance. Even if she doesn't understand exactly, she wants to.]

dicey

I know you're expecting a complaint, 8ut I actually don't have any this time! 8eing a little kid again will 8e cool. Heading off on my own, out into the wilderness, fending for myself........ it'll 8e just like old times. ::::) Sure, not having a lusus around will seem really weird, 8ut it's not like I spent all my time around her! This is going to 8e gr8.

May8e I'll even 8e a8le to get a FLARPing team together. :::;)

runrightround

Dude. You can't expect me to stay cramped up in your headspace for so long! We're lucky my legs still even work!

...I guess I can forgive you though. You did crank out that app pretty fast.

And quit worrying, it's time to get back in the saddle!

And she's still there right? It would be way uncool if she wasn't.

intotheinferno

There are many things wrong with this universe, of course you and I both know that.

I suppose we should have seen this coming. If they make a mockery out of Dante they would drag me into this as well.

But honestly, the internet? That mask? This is quickly turning into some anarchist comic book. If this poor excuse for a copy starts blowing up buildings to classic music, then there is honestly no hope for this universe.

brujah_barkeep

You're a righteous pain in the ass, you know that, right? And I do mean that as a compliment. Well, usually. When the whole "pain in the ass" thing isn't at my expense. But right now, I'm the one who's on the receiving end so just...forget what I said before.

Look. Seriously. Dude. While I appreciate the attention, and I do appreciate attention, I don't like where your head is right now when it comes to me.

I'm a vampire, kid. Vampires can only function in certain environments. Namely, ones without friggin' sunlight. So just...keep your hands where I can see them and back away and I won't have to pound your ass into next Thursday.

Kay?

uranass

Hey... sweetheart. You know, people'll say what they will about things like restraint and taste and priorities, but you know what I say? I say, c'monnnnnnn.

C'monnnnnn.

Why not?

You can't seriously be considering playing some other guy over me. Taste and priorities, you know I'm a lot cooler than that old stick in the mud. Not t'mention way more open-minded, and good-looking, and I can fly.

And I got a sword. A friggin' huge awesome space sword.

I'm no one's back-up, okay? I don't see what the big choice here is. Get over it and let me kick some monster ass already. I'll even partner up with another robot, but who the fuck wants to wait around?! "Barely any canon" and "other plans" and "better plans" and "just having fun" aren't like, real reasons. Do I have flash some leg here or what. A guy shouldn't have to deal with this kind of rejection after having to slice n' dice his alien daughter's massive and many viney appendages so that she falls to her probable doom. I'm beside myself with anguish here, you heartless bitch.

C'mon. Y'know you wanna.

igniters

... Player.

I do not need ranidaphobia. No, and not simply because you have justifiable proof.

( Liz cringes, and proceeds to smoke like a chimney. )

I hate you.

kiltedcyclops

I cannae say that this is the worst idea ye've ever had, but it's not one of the better ones not neither. A bonnie lass like yeself should have just a wee smidgen more sense.

But so long's I got my bottle o' Scumpy I'mma not gonna be complaining none. No siree. Just me and my bottle'll be just dandy.

machinese

Y'know, waitin' ain't half so bad as you seem to think it is. It gives you a little time to sit and relax before things really get going, and from what I've seen of this new place, well...

We're gonna need a little rest before startin' in there. I understand why you picked it and all, but I'm shiny just waitin'. And not being eaten by a house.

But at least River's there, right? Won't be alone, neither of us, and that's better than facing the creepy gorram house of doom by our lonesome.

...why'd you pick me, again?

Oh! And, on a side note, a very happy anniversary to us. Ten years flies by when you ain't lookin', don't it?

stiling

Come on, you put more forethought into baking banana bread than you do this. This is my well-being we're talking about! You're releasing a teenage boy into the wild and expecting him to fend for himself? It's a dangerous world out there! You can't just, like, clap a spear into someone's hand and send them on their merry anymore. This is 2012. And also not- the Hunger Games.

Plus, I mean, the last time you took a run at this, I, in some roundabout way, ended up hitting on a dead pig.

So, uh. With kind regard. Put me down.

divinemagus

Don't you think you should be writing, instead of playing around here? You say you want my story told. All I can tell is that you're quite the procrastinator.

Get back to work, please. You think I'm "loud" now? You have no idea.

mitsukuni

Yay! I got in the place with the ducks!

That was super quick, mun!

Hmm... What do you mean the rest of the club used to be there and now they're not. Where did they go? Can they come back?? Pretty please?

illtakehisplace

Honestly, Mundane. It has been how many years? And you're still upset about that ending?

I couldn't keep them apart, even if I wanted to in the beginning. I'm sure the two of them are sailing out in the ocean, having numerous adventures. Possibly in Fiji, I wouldn't doubt it.

I'm busy as it is. Syracuse still needs me, and I have a duty to uphold.

callofduty

Testing the waters, you say? Test away, but don't look my way when you do a botch job because you haven't read enough.

Though you have a fair point. At least here Cameron can't breathe down my neck.

thehardway

It's come to my attention that not only am I being forced to break time and space laws in accordance to your application, but you're having ff... ff. ~~Fun~~ A series of entertaining emotions over the course of my breaking fraternization protocols.

This is completely unacceptable.

Yes, I am aware of what a meme is. This does not give you any excuse. I expect you to improve your behavior immediately.

iron_fist_king

It's about damn time. You know damn well I'm not going to stand for gathering dust.

knivesoverguns

Mun you promise that people be here to play.

But I see no one. Bitch you lie to me

I guess this mean I just have to clean blades until someone wants to do interesting thing

gorgonette

Hey, mun?

This whole 'reboot' thing? That's weird. Just saying. But I guess it'll be okay.

Everything that's been happening recently though is... it's great. Really, really great.

But, um... those guys? The fox dude and that tall dark broody one? Could you tell them to maybe calm down a little about me and... about stuff? It's kind of awkward.

Think that's all I wanted to say.

[ To clarify, Mal's been getting friendly with Sirius black and a couple of other characters think that is just the cutest thing to ever happen. ]

throwsdown

[Whelp. Takeshi isn't sure about any of this. Then again, he's been poofed places so many times...]

I've never gone on a mission without my papa.... We got separated, but I know he's gonna come back.

[The usually quiet child isn't sure what to do, and it shows in his tone. His dad always made him feel safer. He always protected him. Does this mean he has to be alone again?]

I don't wanna go back to the way it was—I don't wanna be alone again...! I wanna win the mission and go home so I can see him and my friends. I don't think that I can be as strong, like he is, or like Miss Reika is... but I'll try my best and make sure all the monsters are gone. I'll throw them down hard.

And I'll get lots of points and make them real proud. I can do it!

ragnarocked

I echo my previous statement. Woof woof.

twiceinhabited

Dear Mundane,

I can take care of myself, despite my lack of...experience with "normal" things. I've been with you for a long time, so I do learn a lot since we started.

However, I don't quite understand why you said my "creepdar" is skewered?

theboywiththebook

So in November this story ends, huh? It's sad to be going soon and I'll miss everyone but it has to end. I have the feeling I'm going to lose the memories I made here but I guess it's the price I'm going to have to pay. But, it doesn't mean I want to mun. And I know you feel the same. Do you think...do you think we could find a place where I could remember them all? Or better yet a place where we all could be together again? But this time a place not like Mayfield? Please, mun? Please?

fearsthemoon

You know, I'm not sure how to feel about this. I liked being left alone in a peaceful little corner, and, well, these circumstances - just because you finished that book again -

I don't know why I'm arguing with you, really, it does just as much good as arguing with Sirius or James.

Still, at least you aren't trying to send me anywhere again. I remember the last time you tried that. Making me wear a wolf mask wasn't exactly subtle, was it? I don't know how the rest of this lot up here put up with it.

Anyway, I've got quite enough on my plate without you interfering with my life, thanks. Please, just let me be, and go back to reading your books.

stststuttering

( spoilers )

checkplease

Hmmm. You know, I’m not sure I’m really digging this whole “mun” thing. It’s kinda creepy. You writing down everything I say like that-- hey! Will you cut that out? That’s freaking me out man, seriously.

[…]

Dot dot—- oh come on, you even write down when I pause too? This is straight up banaynay, I don’t think I wanna deal with this anymore… Uuuh. I’m just gonna move my face to the back of my head so I don’t have to look. [And then his face proceeds to sink into his body and emerge behind his head.] There. That’s better.

canisayfuckmore

So... I get where you're going, with the whole, picking me up again, thing? And I'm not against it. Entirely. It's not, you know, you've had worse ideas. I'm just saying, it's been a while, and maybe you should, uh...

Gimme a break? I mean please. Come on. There was trauma last time. Actual trauma. And don't even try excuses, I know you'll just go back to the same. Oh it's not planned. Sure, it's not planned now. But give you a week and I'll be dangling off the Eiffel fucking Tower with dinosaurs trying to bite my feet off.

foxfiring

Mun, why would you wait until all the fun is over to send me there?

...and you still haven't decided who you're going to send yet. Me or one of those sickly mage girls? Make up your mind already.

defiances

Hey - some warning would have at least been nice! I didn't get to say goodbye to anyone - or -

I don't wanna hear about how you don't have time for a game anymore! I had plans! What about all the songs I wrote, or all the friends I made?!

So, what, you're just gonna abandon me now?! You know what, no. I quit. How's that?!

[kimber that is not even how this works, please.]

tsukihimay

That was mean, keeping me stuffed in your headspace like that for almost a year! Just because you didn't have any access to the internet isn't any excuse.

A year's a long time, especially long enough for Ciel to steal Shiki from me. You could have at least made the switch from LJ quicker.

...But it's good to be back, regardless.

Now you just need to figure out how to use Trillian!

seconddraft

You're going to get me a haircut!?

I mean, well, yes, Riku is absolutely correct, it would ameliorate the situation regarding others from our respective universes confusing me with my Nobody, but I've had this same haircut since I was a boy!

... what do you mean it's not that big of a deal? If I go home no one will recogni-- yes, very well, that IS the point, I suppose, but...

You simply don't understand, this is my hair, and... don't tell me it looks preposterous! I am not from a terrible mid-90s goth band, thank you!

Also, who's this Steve Rogers person you're planning on having cut my hair?

brbrunningaway

[Long drawn out sigh, by gods you'll know he is not happy.]

Look, I've had enough running around and trying not to die! Is it so wrong to just live the rest of my life without any of this getting tossed around in space and time? I have meals, laundry, up to eight buckets of coal a day...Are you listening?

[A pause. You know, he's not quite sure what he's getting into with his fussing at the mun now that he thinks about it. For all he knows the mun has something diabolical/terrible and/or life threatening in store (all of which would be a typical turn in his life, but that's not the point).

And with his danger radar pinging, he's just going to try warily to take a step back from all sides at the same time with mixed results.]

fuckyeahdeathrays

Hoy, mundane.

Stop worrying. You'll do fine. I know the cast will help you and you seem ok so far.

Yea, it's a bit different from my canon, but that doesn't mean that I'll stop experimenting. And you have most of the AU History worked out, ja?

Going in under Clay will be fun too. [:3] You should find a Gil and Tarvek -- What do you mean I'd have to pick one or the other? Why can't I have both? [:(]

makeflowersgrow

Why will you not let me be happy?

familyfeast

I was havin' lo~ts've fun in your head, kiddo; but if you want to let me meet more of mine and Mother's children, who am I~ to deny~? o~hoo!

Best that we don't start thinkin' 'bout the funny stuff though, hm? Might be an idea to bury that in the garden.

Stay safe and always remember that we love you.

((ooc; he's an AU where he's in the Other Mother's shoes in terms of power. Instead of eating the souls, he buries them in the garden as a source of power, feeding from their energy.))

simplestgift

Well, it already seemed to be making everyone quite miserable, but I never thought I'd have my life threatened for not marrying someone else instead. Buffy hates it, therefore Jack hates it, and despite what he says, Horatio hates it as well. Good God, let us not speak of Norrington, the poor fellow.

Please, be frank: my personal happiness aside, are you sure this is a good idea?

wonthegalaxy

Are you sure you wanna bring me back before you're finished with the third game? You're not even that far in it.

... But, well, if you missed me that much I got no objections. I'm all for stretching my legs out again.

Just please tell me you're going to lay off the store jokes. Or the Wrex jokes. ... Or the jellyfish jokes.

northernimpact

Ugh, mun, it's been years. It was just one dub. Let it go already.

alesserequalist

I'm never going to see him again, mun. I'm fine with that. I rather be alone and forgotten anyway.

Current Mood: depressed

seasaltsummer

It's been awhile, Mun! I have to admit, it's nice be out and about again, though you said you updated my canon point? I guess we'll both have to try our best then.

I hope I get to see the guys again, I'm actually starting to miss them and their laziness.

cliffjumper

Okay, look... Stop bein' such a fraggin' noisy annoyance.

I think the tiny stick figures of the mockery was bad enough, so can't ya just shut up 'bout wantin' "canonmates" for me? Megatron an' Soundwave's already there, an' while it'd be kinda nice to have some more I know personally, I wouldn't want anyone else to get stuck with us!

Just be slaggin' happy with what's already there, if you have to. I really don't wanna see some people...

Also?

[If looks could kill.]

Frag you for that thread. Optimus Prime, really?

[He's hopping mad, disgusted and uncomfortable all in one.]

tinytina

SO I gets that you like my flava. It's cool, shortie, it's cool. Your undying adorations is 'preciated, a thank you thank you thank you vurry much. You gots some choices up in here, bouts where to put me. As long as you keeps me near MAH BABIES and mechanical whatnots, it don't matter. Give me a thing or two billions to make splosions and you got yourself a happy blasty TT.

Time's a ticking, rabble rousa'. TiiiiicktoockticktockticktockticktockTICK TOCK!!!

Okay! Nap time!

mr_johnson

MUN tosses me into this place said it will help me get healthier... DON'T LIKE IT

Looks funny too many strange people. THAT GIVES ME AN IDEA. Who here wants to earn 20 bucks?

I think we have issues.

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