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You're going to get me a haircut!?

I mean, well, yes, Riku is absolutely correct, it would ameliorate the situation regarding others from our respective universes confusing me with my Nobody, but I've had this same haircut since I was a boy!

... what do you mean it's not that big of a deal? If I go home no one will recogni-- yes, very well, that IS the point, I suppose, but...

You simply don't understand, this is my hair, and... don't tell me it looks preposterous! I am not from a terrible mid-90s goth band, thank you!

Also, who's this Steve Rogers person you're planning on having cut my hair?

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Clean-cut military guy.

He'll shave you bald Ienzo.

[and the blood just drains from his face]

[WAIT NO DON'T LET HER GET TO YOU oh no too late harder not to take her shit when you've got your heart back]

[He takes a deep breath to compose himself. Being bald SURELY wouldn't be that bad. Really.]

I'm sure it will be fine. And in that case, well, er, then, at least I really won't be mistaken for Zexion.

[But the look on his face clearly says oh god no I don't want to be bald]

Sure but I think you'll lose and semblance of cute you had without any hair.

At least people can draw on your head when you pass out.

[Oh hell no]

Well, if such a thing happens, at least I'll know who to blame.

And I'm not cute. [~~im manly as hell~~]

You're right you're not cute.

You're pretty.

[he looks up sharply at that. And he's blushing. Curse this heart!]

I'm -- what?

[Damn it all, Zexion was much better at the banter thing.]

Pretty? [Incredulity and accusation! Perhaps a bit of disgust. He'd make some comment about how 'pretty' is a thing you call little girls, but he knows he'd be setting himself up for all manner of insults if he did.]

Yeah pretty, you've got a feminine face and a kind of small build.

It's pretty.

[He's just going to quietly facepalm over here]

I am not girlish.

Denial doesn't suit you Ienzo. Embrace your girlish looks.

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[Oh it's on now Larxene. He's going to give you a sidelong look, and then he snaps his fingers]

[And now he's your exact mirror image. Right down to your voice.]

Hm, you're right, it does suit me~ [/sarrrcasm]

[She'll just laugh at that.]

Huh you're not a half bad imitation.

[Larxene moves over and places her head on the copy's shoulders.]

I see why you're trying though, you like having more pronounced hips, plus actually being tall.

... That's gonna be weeeeiiirrdddd, bookworm.

Agreed.

But I'd rather have short hair than have someone from Riku's universe trying to stab me again, hmm?

I don't get why you just don't use an illusion. Didn't you trick Riku into thinking you were Sora?

For about thirty seconds before he almost cut me in half, yes.

[So very deadpan]

Granted, a less extreme change in appearance would be easier, but someone clever would be able to see right through it. I can't keep it up for long, either, before I have to rest. What if I'm stuck somewhere, and the illusion vanishes? It'd be even more suspicious. Zexion, after all, has far more to gain by hiding his true nature.

Ok ok, geez! I wasn't there, remember? I didn't watch THAT particular scuffle.

You could just change your hair color, or something. Or dye it! Or wear a wig! I just... I think it's gonna be really weird.

Oh come off it, there's worse things I could do with my hair.

[For that one Lea he's going to mimic your hair with a quick illusion. Right down to the color.]

Like this, for instance. Looks terrible. Outright garish, I think.

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Hey!! My hair looks great! On me! You don't have the face structure for it. Hmph. [here Ienzo, have a DISTRACTING NOOGIE]

Aghlf-f

[Yeah, that makes the whole thing vanish]

Hehehehe! You are helpless under the power of my noogie!

... Ssso.

Yanno Riku, huh?

[Woah this is not a person he was expecting to see]

Er, your Majesty. [deferential bow]

I, ah. I know a Riku. Well, rather, I know. Two Rikus.

[He sighs, folding one arm under his elbow and propping a hang up just under his nose.]

The Riku of which I was speaking is from an alternate universe. Not... a very pleasant one. But yes, I know him.

[Nobody expects the Disney Inquisition. Mickey is simply going to listen to him talk, and the more he talks the less wary he becomes. The Zexions he once knew where cold, methodical and calculating. This one... well. He's Ienzo, for starters, and such a far cry from his Nobody self (at least, what he heard about him from Riku) that there's probably not any reason for concern.

Until he brings up an alternate Riku. THAT is an always-concern for his mousey not!dad.]

I see. Is this alternate part of the game yer in? Or are both of 'em in there?

Just the one. Though, I believe that mine could come through the window to Cittigazze ... am I pronouncing that right? Probably not, anyway...

[He sighs, and runs a hand through his hair]

This particular Riku is from a universe where the Organization was founded, I think, two hundred years ago... and ruled it for that long. They created thousands of nobodies, millions of Heartless, I...

[It actually pains him a bit to think of it; mostly, to think of what atrocities his Nobody must have committed over there.]

So terrible were their deeds that Riku actually attacked me when we first met. Not that I particularly blame him, mind you.

As it is, no, the Riku from our universe hasn't arrived yet.

[Two hundred years. Two hundred years of their rule and tyranny, a world in which he was most likely long gone, and the Organization... well, their goal must have been different from the one he knew. There is no way Xehanort would have let the world he so despised remain for that long.]

... I see. Has he said anythin' about Sora, or Kairi?

They're doing well, from what I understand? I believe they're married, where he's from.

[pause]

Er, they're a bit older, in that world, Riku's twenty-five, so...

[AND NOW EVEN MORE CHANGES. Grown up, forced to fend for themselves... it's enough to make a mouse sigh.]

Gosh, married huh? Well, can't say I'm surprised about that... has he... said anythin' about me?

Dude if someone tried to touch my hair I'd flip the eff out at them. But it probably works to not have your bangs in your eyes all the time since you're a science guy and all... how do you see, anyway, shortstack?

Er... I just. Do. You know. It's not hard?

HMMMmmmm, that's crazy! I think it'd be difficult. But I'll take your word for it.

I mean I've never walked into anything, so...

That'd be pretty funny if you did.

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This is far too much fun xD

fdsjafj yes. also fjdsjf you play larxene I do not see NEARLY enough of her ;_; she's so great

Yeah that's why I made her. I also ship her and Zexion XD

omg you too there's like only two other people I know who do

Yes ^^ I love them so if you want to have me play in any memes let me know xD

Sure thing.

I'm loving this far too much XD

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One superlate answer later...

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