canon is buddy cops (of dark horse presents)

[uranass]

Hey... sweetheart. You know, people'll say what they will about things like restraint and taste and priorities, but you know what I say? I say, c'monnnnnnn.

C'monnnnnn.

Why not?

You can't seriously be considering playing some other guy over me. Taste and priorities, you know I'm a lot cooler than that old stick in the mud. Not t'mention way more open-minded, and good-looking, and I can fly.

And I got a sword. A friggin' huge awesome space sword.

I'm no one's back-up, okay? I don't see what the big choice here is. Get over it and let me kick some monster ass already. I'll even partner up with another robot, but who the fuck wants to wait around?! "Barely any canon" and "other plans" and "better plans" and "just having fun" aren't like, real reasons. Do I have flash some leg here or what. A guy shouldn't have to deal with this kind of rejection after having to slice n' dice his alien daughter's massive and many viney appendages so that she falls to her probable doom. I'm beside myself with anguish here, you heartless bitch.

C'mon. Y'know you wanna.