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It's come to my attention that not only am I being forced to break time and space laws in accordance to your application, but you're having ff... ff. ~~Fun~~ A series of entertaining emotions over the course of my breaking fraternization protocols.

This is completely unacceptable.

Yes, I am aware of what a meme is. This does not give you any excuse. I expect you to improve your behavior immediately.

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I don't know, I think keeping that frame of yours all to yourself is a crime.

What we did, it.

Broke so many protocols.

As long as I didn't break... [DRAMATIC PAUSE] ...your spark.

...No, of course you didn't. [IT GOES OVER HIS HEAD.]

So you don't regret it, though, right? Because I really enjoy you.

I mean.

It.

It with you.

Rewind, it's.

Not simple for me to do this. I regret breaking protocol.

...But I do not regret what we did.

So are you going to get yourself in trouble over it?

Because technically it was half my fault, at least.

I thought about it.

I could have said no. I chose to go with it. I would not blame you.

Well if you can't blame me, don't blame yourself. You can blame the gestalt of you being really encouraged by me.

...Can I mention I really find you and Drift together to be totally attractive? Now that should be illegal.

You were very encouraging. I will give you that.

What. [Ultra Magnus does NOT get flustered, but he gets pretty close to it.] What brought that about? [Denial, everyone's friend.]

What can I say? I like big mechs and I cannot lie. [c:]

Oh, nothing much. I mean, nothing majorly much.

Just the thought of you taking him over your knee for some good old fashioned discipline. I know having him lean up against the desk is good too, but I'm a big fan of the knee, you can push on the back of his neck and get him oriented just right.

Most individuals are larger than you. ...Not that any offense is meant by that statement.

[WELL. NOW HE KIND OF WANTS TO DIE. IN A CORNER. JUST A LITTLE BIT.] How--

Who told you--?!

I know, but there aren't many larger than you.

[D: Magnusss now he feels guilty]

Well this is dear mun, I have access to a lot of the things my mun knows. I thought you'd be proud! Keeping him in line. Showing him who's boss. Giving him a little ...

Hey this is a PG rated community, isn't it.

Suppose not.

[Sob. This is awful. This is just as bad as the smiling thing.] That was... a one-off. Situation. Normally, I would never do such a thing.

Yes. It is. And if you exceed it, I will arrest you.

Now I'm twice as sad I didn't catch it on film.

Would you put me in the sexy brig, or just the regular kind? --This is important.

And I am twice as glad.

There is no sexy brig! ...That I am aware of.

Still ship's footage, though. If I can get my hands on it, I'm making copies. ...Sir.

Oh, lousy.

You will not be getting your hands on that footage! Especially after I speak to Red Alert.

No, that's lawful.

Red Alert was in on it too?? Was he under your desk?

[pause]

I'm being vague still!

What-- no!

There will be no sexy brig.

...okay, I take it back. Being uprooted was totally worth it to see this happen.

Repeat that for me, Brainstorm.

You heard me, smiley.

I will remember that when delegating duties-- [CHORES] --on the schedule.

Still totally worth it.

[JUST. FROWNS DEEPLY.]

There are fraternization protocols? And you're breaking them? [ His poor processor cannot even comprehend this ]

But you can't fault your mun from having fun, isn't that why we're all here?

Edited (constantly forgetting /s) 2012-09-21 15:00 (UTC)

It was not my own decision, Tailgate. This is entirely the responsibility of my mundane's.

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