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dear_mun2012-09-20 09:17 am
element_wizard) wrote in dear_mun2012-09-20 09:17 am
Oh so meta-meta here
Look. Okay, even if I forgive you for the whole dumping me in the sex game thing - which I'm not - how can you be shipping me with her?
I mean, it's bad enough you're shipping me with Elizabeth Swan.
But you've decided, for some unbeknownst reasons, to make me Will Turner's twin brother?
You realize I'm now contractually obligated to kill that alternate of myself. I don't care if they're adorkable together!
[Points to self.] PPC member, right? Protector's of the Plot Continuum? We hunt down and kill folks like that.
And now you made me an alt like that?
And because of your own rules, I can't kill that version of me either. I'm going to have to let some of the others do it.
I'll never hear the end of it.
Oh gods... if Ginger finds out about this...
... Gods...
She's already found out about it, hasn't she?
Have I mentioned I hate you lately?
Because I do.
Really.
I mean, it's bad enough you're shipping me with Elizabeth Swan.
But you've decided, for some unbeknownst reasons, to make me Will Turner's twin brother?
You realize I'm now contractually obligated to kill that alternate of myself. I don't care if they're adorkable together!
[Points to self.] PPC member, right? Protector's of the Plot Continuum? We hunt down and kill folks like that.
And now you made me an alt like that?
And because of your own rules, I can't kill that version of me either. I'm going to have to let some of the others do it.
I'll never hear the end of it.
Oh gods... if Ginger finds out about this...
... Gods...
She's already found out about it, hasn't she?
Have I mentioned I hate you lately?
Because I do.
Really.