have another shepard

[wonthegalaxy]

Are you sure you wanna bring me back before you're finished with the third game? You're not even that far in it.

... But, well, if you missed me that much I got no objections. I'm all for stretching my legs out again.

Just please tell me you're going to lay off the store jokes. Or the Wrex jokes. ... Or the jellyfish jokes.

Comments

[anticitizenone]

[ Gordon gives her a nod. Nice suit. ]

[wonthegalaxy]

[She nods back. Hey, back at you.]

Nice suit.

[It looks way a little outdated, but Shep could appreciate it anyway.]

[anticitizenone]

[ Gordon nods his head in thanks. Does hers have a helmet? He points to his head. Because that'd be cool. ]

[wonthegalaxy]

Huh? [It takes Shepard a couple seconds to realize what she means.] Oh, my helmet. Ah... sure, hold on.

[By some means it's around. Either it was conveniently there or she pulled it out of her ass. Whatever reason, she's donning it now for display. And a little showing off.]

You don't talk much, do you?

[This thread is four comments in and it's still obvious.]

[anticitizenone]

[ Gordon shakes his head. No. You got a problem with that? ]

[wonthegalaxy]

No voice, or...?

[Hey don't get defensive she's just making














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[anticitizenone]

[ Gordon shrugs. Let's talk about something different. Such as--space! It looks like you're from it. He gestures towards all the cool dohickies on Butt's suit. ]

[wonthegalaxy]

... Uh-huh. I'm gonna take that as a 'no'.

[Shepard would push it further, but conversing with your average silent protagonist is an adventure of it's own. She looks at the doohickies Grodon Gordon points out.]

I take it you like these, huh. Anything in particular you were interested in?

[anticitizenone]

[ No, but the artificial gravity bits are pretty cool. There might be silent ooh-ing and ahhh-ing. ]

[wonthegalaxy]

[Okay, the interest gets Shepard to smile.]

Wow, you DO like these.

[She sets up her omni-tool for display. She's just showing off for him at this point, this all seems like it's new to the guy.]

[anticitizenone]

[ A personal holographic display? Well, he has one for the HEV but it's not quite so cool. And... he gestures to it. Can he touch it? ]

[wonthegalaxy]

[She nods.]

Go ahead.

[It's not like he's a child, but she has it set to the camera function just so there's no accidents made towards anything important.]

[anticitizenone]

[ He pokes around, obviously knowing most of what he's doing. ]

[wonthegalaxy]

[Good, so he didn't steal that suit off anybody. She grins.]

There's a repair module on it, too.

[anticitizenone]

[ Gordon looks for it. Got to be a knob or switch, right? ]

[wonthegalaxy]

[Not exactly. Shepard helps him up by switching to it herself with the tap of a few fingers and the wave of a hand.]

There's nothing to repair right now, obviously, but you can take a look if you want. You've never seen one of these?

[anticitizenone]

[ Gordon shakes his head, eyes wide with wonder. Like a kid in a Lego store, really. ]

[wonthegalaxy]

Wow, you really haven't.

Where are you from?

[anticitizenone]

[ Earth? But how to get that across... he fishes around in his suit for a notepad, and quickly draws the best rendering he can make of the solar system, and then the Space Needle. ]

[wonthegalaxy]

[Shep blinks. Now she's pretty sure the guy is mute. Or brain-damaged but that's GLaDOS's field of expertise.]

So you're from Seattle? [She smiles.] Seattle's a good place. I was born to Alliance parents--lived most of my childhood on starships. I didn't see a whole lot of Earth til I grew up.

[anticitizenone]

[ Somehow, he's not surprised by the space comment. He nods. Seattle's good. He misses it. ]

hi here's thane's shitty kid

[sonofkrios]

Please tell me your name isn't actually "Butt".

hi that sure is a shitty kid

[wonthegalaxy]

... [THERE'S THE LONGEST PAUSE ON THE PLANET SHE REALLY DOES NOT LIKE TO TALK ABOUT THIS.] I really, REALLY wish I could, Kolyat.

Long story short, don't give my mun an option to name things in games.

probably the shittiest kid on the citadel

[sonofkrios]

My Gods, your name is Butt. And here I was just hoping it meant something different for humans.

[Clearly focusing on the wrong thing here, but hey.]

AND NOW THE SHITTIEST KID KNOWS THE SHITTIEST SECRET

[wonthegalaxy]

[oh my god can you tell by your face she's not amused and also just ashamed by all of this

fuck you mom and dad

the groaniest of groans comes out of her.]

Alright, alright, I get it, okay? I get this enough when anyone else finds out too.

to blackmail commander fucking shepard or not- No no that would never end well

[sonofkrios]

Right, right, sorry.

Hell of a mun you've got there.

[meanwhile this mun is thumbs upping every fucking thing, fuck yes Butt Shepard]

kid she will spank you

[wonthegalaxy]

[A sigh. AND A THUMBS UP BACK FROM THIS MUN.]

You're telling me.

you're not my real mom shepard >8(

[sonofkrios]

[FANTASTIC]

Could be worse, right?

hey she is everyone's space mom ok

[wonthegalaxy]

It usually can. I usually just say it's whatever 'B' name comes to mind in the moment.

i can't argue with this

[sonofkrios]

Fair enough. My mun was just lazy, left the name default. Not too exciting.

[wonthegalaxy]

Hah, man. You don't want to know half the nsmes I've heard about on my end.

[sonofkrios]

If they're better than "Butt", I just might.

[wonthegalaxy]

[Another sigh.] Please don't tell me you're going to try to blackmail me with this, kid.

Have you talked to your dad much lately? [mun's pretty sure she got spoiled-even-though-it-was-expected about this but still not that far.]

[sonofkrios]

I doubt one makes it too far in life after pissing Commander Shepard off. So no, you don't need to worry about that.

We talk pretty often, actually.

[wonthegalaxy]

Good to hear. How are you both holding up?

[sonofkrios]

Well enough. Can't complain too much. Our muns have us running our asses off, though.

[wonthegalaxy]

I know that feeling.