dear_mun | Aug. 24th, 2012

Aug. 24th, 2012

This has, quite simply, got the be the most idiotic idea you've had in ages. To actually make me an account, design a bullet point history for me (quite lacking in creativity as well, mind you), and to post here all in the same day?

Put more thought into my history, please.

[He makes a face.]

It's a pale demonstration of the things I've accomplished over the past several centuries.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I've things to do.

[ooc: His AU includes him not trying to kill himself in the beginning (because he never had the chance), feeding off humans and joining the Volturi.]

somethingelseentirely

You would toy with my history, over complicate my life, question my decisions. You would do this for your entertainment.

I have work to do. Yes, more important work than explaining why your Batman is fool, but as I imagine you'll leave me be faster if I hold your hand through this.

He is weak. He is a coward, and Gotham doesn't deserve saving. Sodom and Gomorrah burned, with Abraham begging for the sake of ten good men, of five, of one. You are no Abraham; there is no negotiating to be done.

Gotham will fall, and something new will rise from its ashes.

visualized

You know, we started off on a really great foot. You like Roxy Music, The Police, and I know you even own a couple of Bee Gees cds. It was great seeing Sam again, even. But Sebastian...

[ a pause and he sighs, resisting the temptation to rub his eyes. ]

Look, let's just get back to that, okay? Back to the great music and the dancing — things that make us both happy.

notthetechguy

Hey, mun? It's been a while huh? We've got to talk about a couple of things. First off, can you send me to some game soon? I definitely don't trust that one guy you have in here: James I think his name is. So can we please send me somewhere with my Advent Deck so I won't be defenseless? Also, I know it's a long shot by try to find someone from back home.

Current Mood: stressed

and_substance

Hey you, mun! Are you sure about this? I mean it's been a while since you've watched any of my canon, and the only reason I'm here now is because of Lego Batman 2.

Lego.

Batman.

Two.

Because when I think tiny, cute children's building block toys, I think Batman. Who's the sellout now, Bats?

But let's get back to me. I mean, it's great that it reminded you of how amazing I am, but we're pretty new to eachother, and maybe we should take things a little slow? Ironic, I know, but--Okay, anyway, now that I've gotten that out, mind filling me in a little on this place you're thinking about sending me?

No electricity? No running water? No burger joints? Where am I supposed to get my iced mochas? What am I supposed to eat? How will I watch my favorite TV shows?

bodysings

Not that I'm not digging the name - mun, was it? - but do you really think you've got the chops to play me?

Well, when it blows up in your face don't say I didn't warn you.

At least finish reading the damn comics. They ended, so get off your ass and canon-review, or whatever you call it in nerd-speak. If we're doing this we're doing it right.

Also, the fuck is up with that "new" version of me? One dimensional much?

Yeah yeah, I'm real grateful you let me curse without covering it up with random symbols.

God, you better not be this needy all the time.

fullscale

... [Sighs, and places a hand on his hip.]

Mun-san. You and I both know you have much too much on your plate right now. It's admirable that you... [yawns!!] - That you want to go through with all this, but it's two-thirty in the morning!

We're both tired. Not only that, but you have three other applications that you should focus on. What happened to Deasta and Mitsuyoshi? You need to focus on what you're going to do with them.

Also - you need to do more with the old man, don't you? And allocate all their things accordingly, as well.

I know I'm not going to make much of an impression about all that, but at the very least, please get some rest. You have appointments tomorrow.

themanoftomorrow

Well, not that I mind chatting with you or anything, Mun, but don't you think you've got enough going on right now without adding me into the mix? Getting ready for those two trips, the other voices you've got in games. And getting back to your teaching, too.

I won't say I don't appreciate the thought, its always nice being remembered and everything. We had a lot of fun together while you were growing up, sure. And you've improved a lot since you were a teenager, and not just as a writer. Glad to see those life lessons you learned from comic books have helped. A steady hand and the will to improve do go a long way, like I told you all those years ago. Just don't forget that, and don't let yourself fall too deep into escapism. Its a trap even I've had trouble getting out of.

If you really want to send me somewhere, keep it simple though. I don't need wings, and I'd rather not be too far from Metropolis. That dream place could be alright, though I'm not sure I'd feel right wandering into other people's dreams. I know you'll make the right choice, for both of us.

confined_to_briah

Do you find this amusing? ( Because she does not. )

It's a waste of time. Focus on what's happening in the game or go to bed. You already said you're not feeling well.

( Someone is touchy over the last curse. )

That won't be happening again, do you understand?

I am not meant for -

( She clenches her teeth together. )

that and you well know it. Stop complicating things.

peckish4action

... am so not sulking! I get it, too much on your plate, and the place that is familiar, the kid needs more.

But KF--

Never mind. No, still not sulking.

Current Mood: sulking

heavenscorpse

Are you... are you sure that it's not my fault that my world was destroyed? You don't know for certain, right?

polyturtle

( Putting this under a cut )

rewritereality

Mun. We need to talk. Or rather, I need to talk, you need to shut up and listen for a moment. Because I'm starting to think you enjoy this whole torture thing even more than I do, and when I'm saying that you know something's not right.

Don't get me wrong. I think I still like the island. Or, I like some of the people there. And I know there's some things you can't help, even though I'm really going to miss Gene a lot. But really, can we just look at the past couple of months? Do you think you can be done with putting me through really uncomfortable situations where I either get hurt, hurt someone I care about or die? I mean, what happened to "I'll be nice to Erika in August", hmm? Okay, fine, the store's doing well but one curse later it's back to "let's find the worst possible ways to loosen that collar." Because you just had to make sure I head into this last month of having those restrictions hating them even more than I already do.

You know I'm going to get payback for all of that once I don't have to submit any more, don't you? And you know I'll find a way to make all three of them pay - and if you let anyone else do the same to me, they're getting added to the list.

Just...I'm tired of it, okay? Just give me a chance to actually get over some of the stuff that's already happened before you pile more onto me.

robinception

I get it, you have a lot of priorities that need sorting out at the moment. And believe me when I say I do too.

So why do you keep wasting your time looking up jokes about spelunking? I didn't even think there were any out there.

nameless_hollow

So that's yer plan?

... ...

And ya think I won't kill any of those humans that I catch or that the Espada will be able to kill me.

...Dumbass.

detectings

Oy! You.

What do you think you're doing?

lyokoprincess

I'm grateful that you've given me the opportunity to find a game, and it was a good idea to take a refresher course with the series. But, are you sure I'm the right choice? You could always send Jeremie back out, even if he'd rather work on equations.

Really, take your time and pick a game you think I would fit in at. (She giggles.) Just not one where a virtual computer program can take control of people - that would hit a little too close to home.

and_another_war

Okay, I am gonna ask her to marry me. I am. When this stupid week is over. Seriously, I have plans, I'm not just bein' too, uh, y'know, too awkward to manage, like you always think I am.

Really, after keepin' me in this damn place for so long, I thought you'd have more faith in me.

Although I'm kinda iffy about how to... do this whole thing in a romantic way. I don't want it to seem stupid.

slightoverkill

You have had time to sleep on it, yet you will not change your decision on this matter? Will you not retract the reserve, then?

Very well. You will do as you will, regardless of what I have to say about it, but do not expect me to cooperate in such a situation.

...I do not need to loosen up.

angelicscatterbrain

... I'd like to go to a place with good books to read, if it's not too much trouble, mundane.

[Says the angel who's sitting in his own little pile of books already.]

If you can't put me anywhere that's okay too. I'm not really complaining. Just read a romantic story for me to memorize and we'll have no quarrel.

loves_osaka

Oi. Ya got abou' a week t' get me two more posts.

Ya better get crackin' 'cause noway am I about t' leave Kudo in th' care o' that thief.

wetasoctober

You don't know what you're dealing with here, boy.

Run along and play with someone who can be bothered to entertain you, eh? I'm busy over here.

Yes, I think watching the series is a brilliant idea, because it means you're not here bothering me. Just be gone with you.

familyofpervs

( Spoilers for most recent chapter )

phrenesia

Finally decided, have we? How kind of you.

It's almost as if you have a plan for me. But that would be foolish thinking indeed, now wouldn't it?

leekspins

But...

But I don't want to die! I've been doing so well at surviving, why would you say it's okay if that possibility happens? Can't you wait a little bit longer first, to see if Kurosaki-kun's mun changes their mind and applies after all? Then I wouldn't die for sure!

...Right?

liberal_gallifreyan

Yes, actually, dear mun, I am still busy, shockingly. It's a planet of former slaves that need jobs, accommodation, proper rights... and yes, I realise you are quite keen, but patience is a virtue you must learn when dealing with Time Lords.

For all sorts of reasons....

Leela is hardly going to find me here, now is she? I won't find out if she'll ever want to yoked as I am to you.

A few months isn't going to kill you. Hopefully not me, either.

Current Mood: cranky

thestormcomes

As amusing as it is to see you struggle with my, ah...how did you put it? Branching out?

I'd prefer you leave me well enough alone, unless your efforts happen to dredge up any of my comrades. One can hardly lead the musketeers when there are no musketeers to lead.

tyranngott

So you've been struck with success at long last. This is cause to scramble helplessly over yourself like an overeager mongrel in search of something new instead of build upon what little you've obtained? You say you think you finally understand how to best handle me?

You are a naive and utter fool. Go on, then. Cast me into this pathetic sea of new games, and we will see just how well you handle yourself. [A thin smile.] When it becomes all too much for you to handle, no one will be surprised.

d_m_mod

THIS IS A REMINDER THAT THERE IS TO BE ABSOLUTELY NO OOC WANK IN ENTRIES OR COMMENTS.

This is a role play community. It's supposed to be entirely IC. That means you, as a mun, don't get to speak, no matter how pissed off or annoyed you are at another player. Tagging into an entry OOC to complain or address the other mun, especially in a provocative manner, is always the wrong choice, and a bannable offense depending on the level of wank you're causing.

The people affected this time around can contact

d_m_mod in a month (after September 24) to have their accounts unbanned. In the future, if I catch anyone causing OOC wank in a post or in a comment, they will get banned permanently.

Anyone who would like to review the rules, they're on the profile page. Now, let's all get back to RPing without OOC drama, shall we?

therealgenius

[welp]

I am not the government's bitch boy, no matter how you choose to take that...whatever it is. Look at that. Look at it! If anyone's playing bitch boy there, it's Rhodes. [That is not a thing you should have said, Justin] Not that—okay, that's one thing out of the way. Are you listening? Because that has to stop. I'm neither of those things.

Stop calling me Salieri. You realize that the whole movie is fictional, right? That Salieri and Mozart were actually friends? I would never go that far—it's not about Tony, it's about— [stop talking, Justin] —you know, if you're looking for a sad loser to make fun of, why don't you dick around with Spider-Man or whatever? There's a real loser.

That covers it.

windofgod

NO I don't want that annoying Chiaki around! He'd just annoy me! The only one worth having around would be Minazuki. He wouldn't nag me or use terrible pick up lines on me and he wouldn't be a JERK.

[Tsun a little harder there, Maron. She really does miss her friends. Even maybe Chiaki, a little bit.]

And anyway, if that were to happen, I'd get nagged about my choice of friends. Like I haven't had that happen already, even if it was over my choice in boys.

[Huff.]

vendicativo

How did I know it would come to this. I've only just returned to Venezia and yet you insist on taking me from my work. Porca troia, you don't waste any time, do you?

...Che diavolo fai? Stop that. I don't like what you're planning. This..."space station" as you call it is of no use to me. [ Really mystified over the whole concept as it is. He'd say that Leonardo would be far better suited, but the stories he's gleaned from his sources tell otherwise. Nope. Not gonna recommend a friend to that hellhole. ]

Go back to your art, and leave me to deal with the Doge in relative peace.

Current Mood: annoyed

ghostofthesparklelizards

Dear Mun,

No, I don't want to fish for canonmates.

No, I don't care how interesting you'd think it'd be for me to meet canonmates FROM canon with all the AU game history.

Yes, I do miss Danny and everyone. That's a part of being a family. I don't see you fishing for Winry though.

...no, I'm not. I've had enough problems meeting all the 'canon' people from Amestris.

LISTEN, as much as I'd love to see them, are we forgetting part of getting into the game was people have to DIE? Danny has to be a superhero, Valerie has to be bad ass, the Fentons have to live happily, and Vlad...

Let's not talk about Vlad.

I'm fine with things like they are right now. No one else needs to be dragged in.

Signed,
Razzy (Dani Phantom)

stilldontgotit

Having fun yet?

Hey, no need to be ashamed of it. I know how long you've been waiting for some decent footage. Apps still don't open for about a week, but if you want to get ready, I say go for it. Just don't slack off with your tags, and I think you'll do okay.

And try not to stress over the update, either. Yeah, it's a pretty huge change, but it's not like I'm pulling a 180. I'm still the same guy, just with... more responsibilities, I guess.

[He laughs.]

But I guess that comes with the territory.

[Saving worlds, taking tests... It's a pretty huge step from fighting his inner darkness.]

heavymetalgenkigirl

( Cut for slight Hurt episode spoilers )

golden_lyre

Seriously? Just let it go. I couldn't care less if he's badmouthing me all over the bar. The people who know me know it isn't true, and the people who don't know me, well, it's their loss, now isn't it?

He can call me whatever names he likes. You and I both know what actually happened and what's been happening since then.

If he can't move past it, that's his problem. I have. You should too.

ones

Okay, so let me get this straight.

You're "intimidated" by me. I guess I can sorta see how the whole "when blood is shed" thing might make you squeamish, but maybe you should put this in perspective. I mean you're actively trotting around a Renaissance Faire reject that would probably drop dead if he tried to laugh, and some guy that goes around in space kidnapping pretty young people. What's so "intimating" about me compared to those two nutjobs?

[ she shrugs. ]

And they say teenagers are immature...

[ adults. really. ]

rhodeing

This is your fault. Yeah, you at the keyboard. It's all your fault!

I was happy when I was just Lieutenant Colonel and working for the government. Then you pull me out and put me in weird situations, and now my best friend is a bird that I named Horatio after I kind of almost killed its previous owner, and my previous best friend spends all of his time making fun of me. No matter which version of him I run into.

This is ridiculous!

And I'm not whining! Get me out of here!

princeofchariots

Mun, you just need to take one step at a time! I get that you're nervous, but you've got friends who would be happy to do that box thing with you!

Oh...it's musebox? Well, either way, you don't have anything to worry about. You'll get my voice down sooner or later!

manofiron

You know what? Forget it. I'm done.

You want to do this, find someone else. I quit.

ambitious

You just really can't make up your mind, can you?

You know, if you keep going back and forth like this, I'm going to end up with whiplash.

fighting4afuture

So you really are sending me back. Great, now I just get to deal with the fact that Angelo has been introducing himself as my brother to everyone. ~~Why on Earth would he even...~~ I know it amuses you, but really, it isn't that funny.

[Kinda sad really. >_>]

Oh, and the fact that I died, great. Let's throw that in there too. It's not like it won't be blatantly obvious with the hole in my clothes and all. You just like to make things difficult, don't you?

kingofkeepers

Mun, no. Werewolves are a terrible idea and I don't want anything to do with them or being one or-- whichever, okay?

Yes, especially the "Twilight" kind! Your brain's going to turn to mush if you watch anymore of these movies...

unvarnished

So what exactly are you thinking to do with me? In case you didn't notice, I'm not the most reliable.

But you're a writer. You'll come up with something.

deceptionshark

[Guess who's kinda mad? This guy is, because really. At this point it's almost like the Decepticons aren't allowed to win. Constant failure is really frustrating you know.]

So not only do my soldiers lose to Starscream of all people, they are defeated by humans too? I am not even sure which one sounds the most humiliating. I swear my crew has become nothing short of a ridiculously incompetent band of fools who could not grasp victory if it was right infront of them!

At least Soundwave was successful, but I have never expected any less of him.

[That's it everyone your benefits package just got a whoooole lot smaller. Stop sucking so much and maybe you can get it back, because this has gone beyond ridiculous at this point. It's pretty bad when the vehicons are starting to look more competent.

With exception of a certain Soundwave naturally.]

On the other hand... it looks to me like the future shows some promise for us, perhaps the tables can still be turned.

gaininghope

Hmm... Well Miss Mun, everyone else would say you're overloading yourself, or that this is one of those 'spur of the moment' decisions but...

I'm as excited as you are, honestly! [She smiles, then puts her finger to her chin, already plotting.]

Everyone deserves another shot at it, right? Who knows, maybe I'll get lucky and bump into some familiar faces...

Hmm, I think I'll open a flower shop, too...

chuihokuai

Please, mundane, it would be wise to work on both of your applications. I have seen no signs of productivity within the last few days of your reservation. It's not good to make false promises to others who are just as excited as you are.

And another thing, please don't dismiss your applications or ignore my words so easily. You're starting to sound like the Colonel.

countertenors

Look, I'm really glad you found a voice in me and all, but are you sure it's smart to be jumping on things like this already? Not to say I'm not appreciative of your eagerness.

Now let me get one thing straight with you, if I may. One as confident as myself has to have a mundane just as confident. I'm not worried however, you're going to be great.

magicalrealist

I'm so happy to hear you're getting more organization in your life, mundane. It's definitely needed some fine tuning, but the important thing is you're finally going back to school and making an effort. I'll be glad to help you plan out your schedule, from schoolwork to your games to even planning out how to plan out your planning days! You know I have enough experience with organization, so don't be afraid to ask me for help!

...mundane, I really appreciate you keeping me in your thoughts, but you have other characters you need to worry about this weekend. I'm not sure why you're so keen on bringing me somewhere with my Mayfield memories intact, but you have me in several games already; the other characters you need to help don't even have one! There's the one who wields a "keyblade," whatever that is, and that woman with psychic powers; they're the ones who really need your attention.

exorcizamus

Oh. Well, well. I have to say, this is a surprise. You swore against this for so long, especially with me in this... shape. You prove your tenacity yet again. Are you sure this is for the best, though? I thought you couldn't handle something like this, if only because of the... emotional damage.

[ His lip twitches, amused. ]

I will say, though, I enjoy the irony of a "voice test." After all, I have the greater reputation for setting tests in place, don't I?

quickly

[Scout snickers as he rests his hands behind his head and leans against a wall.]

So BLU Scout's dad's th'RED Spy, huh? That's a real twister, ain't it? I mean, y'only told me this now, but I don't actually know it back at Paradise yet. You'd better let me make that loser's life real miserable when I do find out though, as payback, yanno? Heh. I mean he's already got it tough knowin' his dad's a stinky creeper but shit, that don't mean I need t'go easy on 'em.

[His expression turns flat for a moment before he speaks again.]

Don't go thinkin' that I need to find out who my dad is now. I don't care who he is. He left Ma 'n forced her to take care'a all of us, and for that I ain't ever forgivin' him. So I don't wanna or need ta know who he is.

[He's not jealous, not even the slightest bit.]

Hey.

Can ya find me some tacos somewhere? I haven't had one in forever. It'd mean a lot t'me, awright?

wheeljackofalltrades

( Spoilers below )

gunkonmyboot

At least you sound motivated. What promise is this? 3? Long as you keep your end, you won't hear complains from me. To be honest, that place sounds more promising than that facility and school. And no, the kid isn't strong as me.

Next question... Why do you think I'll need some mechanic to look after me later? You can stop worrying. I can function fine on my own, thanks.

wontbeforgotten

Oh, here we go. I guess this means there will be a rewatch once it arrives in the mail and you have it all.

notyourblueangel

No! No, I am not. I've seen what you do with - and to - mechs in these "games" of yours, you and others like you. Forget it!

. . . I hate you.

(Because his mun just reminded him how much he's been missing his trine ~~not that he'd ever admit it~~, and that he might get to see them again in a game. As much as Warp and especially Stars have their...issues [of which there are many] and as much as he'd like to beat the both of them to slag for being idiots sometimes . . . they're still his wingmates.)

redheadedspeedster

Dude, anyone ever tell you that your timing stinks? Not only am I still adjusting to being stuck in an underwater prison for life and my friends not remembering as much as I do back home, but I've got the biggest headache ever because of this 4th wall event.

There's like a million Bat people running around, a cousin from an alternate universe, and a bunch of people from my future. It's completely bonkers there. Couldn't you have waited a month before sending me to this place?

And I'm not going to be moping around because a certain someone is leaving soon.

endlos

...You shouldn't be sitting in the dark, mun. Please. Turn the light back on. The woods were bad enough. But these new places are worse. Much worse.

captain_cleavage

Hm. Are you sure you couldn't have thought of a different username for me? This one seems a little...undignified.

[But it's accurate!]

...well. I suppose I can't argue that.

At any rate, your headspace is certainly one of the more interesting places I've been in my life, not in the least because it's one of the few places where I can talk to myself and not be considered crazy. Granted, I'm talking to a male version of myself, but my point still stands.

It's strange, too, to meet people here that I think I know but who turn out to be different than I expect. [Pause.] Well, Pascal seems to be the same as ever. This Hubert of yours, though...heh. Textbook case of nature vs. nurture if I've ever seen one. But some things never change, apparently.

[You were teasing him, weren't you.]

Nothing too bad, I assure you. Just testing the waters, that's all.

["Testing the waters" does not mean "splashing your hand around wildly, thereby sending water flying everywhere".]

You would accuse me of such lewd activities with a minor? I thought you knew me better than that.

[wait, wat

...

...

...

n-no, that's not

what I

meant...

soooooob]

((OOC: Couple of short notes on Malikah and her 'verse here and some fake "skits" here for anyone who's curious about this version of everyone's favorite troll captain.))

rathawayprincess

Munnnn. Munnnnnn.

I wanna find Hartley. Or Sammy! Or Evan! Where are we going? Is Sally coming too?

Why do you keep smiling like that? C'mon, I wanna go. Being in your headspace is boring.

heavenhearme

Your sense of direction is embarrassing, woman, even by human standards.

buggingout

I don't think much of your choice in usernames.

[ what are you talking about, valin. you were smirking even as you said that. ]

And you did skip three (or was it four?) of the books in the series. Books that I am in, just saying.

[ yes but-- ]

OUT OF THE CARBONITE, I'm out of carbonite in at least two of the ones you skipped, kriff's sake. (Do people age when they're in carbonite? Am I physically a year younger than my birth certificate says? I urge you to ponder these questions.)

Oh, right. Okay, the book thing's no big issue if you're playing me from before the series and only in your new little project ... but we're not done talking about this username thing.

I think we have issues.

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