dear_mun | Aug. 25th, 2012

Aug. 25th, 2012

Hey! HEY YOU! Just what the HELL do you think you're doing? You're paying money for pictures! Little icon things that you obsess over are NOT worth spending money on. This - and I'm not even in a game yet. You haven't even started on that application in earnest. And NO that those are not words of encouragement! You want, to send me to a place, with DUCKS. Okay, maybe not ducks but it's named after ducks ergo there are ducks. There have to be ducks. You barely know my history, you are only just starting to get a grasp on my condition - who do you think you are?!

People, they-they call you 'nice' and 'a good friend'. You're not! If you were you wouldn't be doing this to me. Yeah, I know what's in store - I've seen what you've done to the others. You're sick and the fact that you seemingly 'collect' emotionally damaged characters only further proves my point that there is something seriously wrong with you.

I have enough problems with reality and... whatever - I don't need to go to a place where a community comes through a TV or a book or my mirror and just spies on me. I've got enough paranoia as it is thank you very much.

[OOC: Daniel will eventually be app'ed at DDD. Here's hoping I can get some company to join him.]

spurred

Nuh-uh, no way! I've got too much to do to be wasting my time in some alternative universe, space ship, or whatever it is you think you're planning. Have you seen what's going down back home? You really think I'm going to just walk away from that for some game?

fairytaled

Things turned out alright, didn't they? The children cried and miracle saved, all the good stuff.

[ "Tomorrow," he said. T o m o r r o w. Tomorrow is another delay for the big W day. ]

What's that, now you're just teasing with this know it alllllll business. Something you're not—fess up!

madenough

C'mon, don't leave me outta' the trainwreck. I mean, everyone else is doing it, right, princess?

Besides, it's been a while and I kinda' deserve a break after all that. I'm a little stiff and ache-y in all the wrong ways.

gangstas

Whoop-de-fucking-do, you made little square pictures with my face on them. I'm sure you're real proud of yourself, but if you think this is supposed to make me feel any better about you thinking of sending me off into space –– yeah, that's right, the irony isn't lost on me –– then you really are dumber than you look.

...This is such bullshit.

vfranklinmott

Two days and I'll be back on your screen again, luv. I know you miss me. It's part of the reason I'm still around. Think you'll return me to that ship as a proper warden now? C'mon, you know I got friends there. Old acquaintances, even. Maybe I could be of some use, yeah?

That is if you can keep your eyes off a certain shifter. You'd choose some bar owner over me? I do not understand why. You know me, not him. We've been through too much together for me to be tossed aside now.

Imagine me as a warden, helping guide some poor lost soul. That place could use more positive vampire influences anyway. Think on it a little over the next couple of days, won't you?

justimprove

Well.

This should be interesting.

aerospacecommander

Okay, I'm only going to say this one time and one time only.

Stop trying to come up with stupid plans for me.

Primus, most of these ideas are even worse than the ones Megatron came up with.

As a human, I know your intelligence is somewhat lacking, but. Just. Stop.

No more.

knock_knock

Mun, I'd say you couldn't possibly serious about wanting her of all people to show up here, but I happen to know you better. And some say that I've gone mad....

Need I remind you of all the simply wonderful things she's done- and I doubt dear Tex would enjoy it here anyways. On top of that it'd most likely just annoy the others as well-too much of the monochromatic color scheme considering Im around. Ohoho....

[As if you haven't done some pretty bad things yourself. Of course the fact that she killed you doesn't factor into it at all, right? And since when do you even care what anyone thinks?]

I am simply telling you the truth. Trust me and do yourself a favor in the process, mate- Don't even try.

catchesgrenades

What?

You finally move me on over, and only give me fifteen icons? Fifteen?? Are you crazy? I'm too darn cute for only fifteen, silly!

But anyways. While you're doing all the boring-smoring stuff, I wanna go out! Have fun! Meet new people. Ever since your team decided to move on over here, and redecorating the place, I've gotten booooooored. Let's do something fun!

moodmaker

D-don't you scare me like that again Munny! I was worried sick you had up and abandoned me. Glad you're back in action as my partner but don't you ever go away again without giving me a warning you know?

cinnamoncocoa

What makes you think I would want anyone I care about to be dragged to the city when you reopen it? I don't even want to go back. So maybe you could be nice and just keep me in the back of your headspace and don't bring me out again?

notascheap

You. Scum. New Scum, or New New Scum, or whatever it is you want to be called.

Yeah. YOU. With the mosquito attention span and penchant for psychos. People I know would eat your face and dance in your leavings for pulling this kind of skullduggery and never think twice. And then skullfuck you and sell your lungs on the black market for good measure and not necessarily in that order. You honestly think you can handle this? On top of everything else? Because if you abandon me AGAIN. I won't be coming back, not for all the monkey brains and caffeine pills and sheer, raw STIMULANT in this great big multiverse of ours. Not for all the news stories, no matter HOW titillating or potentially gut-wrenching.

You know it's going to be work. Constant, never-ending if you're serious about that boat and don't get me wrong; it sounds like a veritable trove of the sane. Truly. I've already got some ideas on how to shake things up. But with everybody else you got there, and you KNOW I'll have to have my fingers all over it.

So many people there, so many vacuous souls and expressions in need of a good talk with the ol' chair leg. My fingers are itching already; no D-lists, no fluffy cuddly Spider, no CASTRATION to keep the masses happy. Clean slate, permission to say whatever I want and who knows. Maybe this group will actually listen, if they're really from somewhere else. Somewhere...shinier. Less content to be slaves to the silver screen. Maybe a blackboard with a rotating feed and it's so OLD-FASHIONED but sometimes you just have to make do. I would scribble the stories out on the wall with my own blood if I had to, you know that. The point here is, I WANT to do this. I want to help you, really I do. But just get your shit in line first.

Ducks. Rows. You know the drill.

Best of luck to you, and in the immortal words of our sponsors, "nut up or shut up".

- Spider

horriblephd

You! Foolish mun-person! Do you really think that you can make ME, Doctor Horrible, go into one of those games?

...Well, you are more than welcome to try.

amora_the_enchantress

So Mun? You finally did it. How cute?

Yet I don't see anyone I can play with? [Scowls]

I understand Skurge may not be around [A little sadness in her voice which quickly disappears]

So many pawns to be made so little time Mun.

1_truth

I don't know why you're excited about this. It isn't a good thing.

He'd more than likely try to offer his services to someone like Moriarty and even if-!

...Is that what you want? Gin and Moriarty working together?

...

..........

Something's wrong with you.

phobic

( possible spoilers for Batman The Dark Knight #12, potentially upsetting material re: the DCNU52 )

whatoftheman

My dear madam mundane

As honored that I am that you have taken an interest in me and my voice, for in truth I seek only to inspire people with my message, I must ask you to reconsider your choices.

You see, I was quite content for what fate had in store for me and your decision to pull me from my final rest is one that I simply cannot condone. My work is done, and all I ask of you now is to let me meet my end in peace.

le_baron_pontmercy

Mlle. Mundane, I think we need to discuss something.

Eponine might be able to survive these games, but I will not! And I do not want to burden her with my problems, should we both find ourselves in this..."Rapture", or these "Hunger Games." She has enough on her plate.

Either chose the lesser of two evils, or allow me to continue seeing her and the others on those "memes" or whatever is it that you refer to them as.

besetbywickedness

While the notion is flattering, mundane, I would still caution against it. Your actions, while to you no more than a sign of admiration and affection, would undo the peace I have found here. There is a level of tranquility, of acceptance, that you cannot, by necessity, understand. Forced to concern myself with the living again, I may yet grow... accustomed to it.

If it is all the same to you, I would prefer to remain as I am.

fluffybeard

Well I'll be Andraste's uncle. You actually managed to go through with it. I'm impressed, It only took you what? A year? I'd get more done in a day if you just happened to let me have the controller.

[He shakes his head.]

And honestly, stop blubbering over Bethany's letter. It said she was happy. I miss her, but don't you think we tried what we could to get her out of there? It was a bitter pill to swallow but as long as she's happy I'm not starting a full-scale rescue mission on the circle. Period.

[OOC: Don't worry about Spoilers. I've read the wiki I'm just doing my actual playthrough now. |D;;]

benchwarming

Okay, look, all mighty "powerful" mun, we have to talk about this username.

You claim to like me which is why you 'picked me up' and by the way, that sounds super sleazy, but then you give me that - that - do I even need to explain?! Benchwarming. Because yeah, I need to be reminded about how I'm always on the sidelines -

-- Look, reminding me that I'm not is not changing that that's what you named this thing, asshat! My ego has been cut. It's half the size that it was before, and it wasn't that substantial before! Reverse grinching.

And no, no, you don't get to pick up Derek, I don't care how "heart wrenching" his story is, or that he just needs a big cuddle - no emo wolf bullshit up in this place! No more than you already got going on.

... Pointing out that he has a reason to genuinely be that way does not make it any less irritating!

Couldn't you at least pick up Lydia instead of Derek? You keep stanning over her too.

notpollux

I hate you so much right now. I am not exaggerating--I never exaggerate, and yes, of course, I'm serious. I'm always serious!

Unless I'm lying. Which I'm not, right now. If I were, I would be smiling. Notice! Not a smile.

...Yes, well. Congratulations, you're horrible.

Also? Do something about the decor. The sheer volume of yellow--I feel like someone scraped me out of the ash tray at a Solid Gold Dancer reunion revue. There's a name for golden glitz of this magnitude, something just on the tip of my t--

Ah, yes. Tacky.

Really, at least make Our Luminary pick up after himself.

Current Mood: pissed off

contramundi

Mundane, I need to have a word with you~

Yes, I suppose having Dietrich at the new home I reside in is convenient and I look forward to meeting his new pet.

But I digress... I do wish they were there as well.

sciencetank

As I understand it, this is a means through which we are intended to communicate both to one another, and to those designated as 'mundanes'. It seems highly ineffective, mostly complaints left unaddressed, nothing coming of them except for the occasional commiseration.

Admittedly, I was tempted to add my own complaints, though, presently, I don't see the reason in it.

Despite the number of issues raised, little, if anything, has been done in order to rectify them. Should I, therefore, speak up, I doubt I'd be rewarded in the slightest by having my situation altered.

So, instead, it may be best to suggest to you, mundane, a review of my mannerisms, if this is the route you intend to pursue.

didnotwant

Hey there mun.

See the subject line. I know you're excited about tomorrow. I can tell. After all you made burgers tonight because you were in such a good mood. You're also having a beer which you rarely do since you got everything you wanted done.

It's great you're happy.

But seriously now, what about me damn it?

I don't get to take my car. I only have a handful of useful stuff.

Oh yes and I'm a werewolf. On a ship full of people! Are you insane? Stop saying it will be fine. That Derek guy you mentioned is going to throw me into a wall! ~~You keep thinking about ways to make it happen for the 'lulz' you bitch.~~ Why in God's name are you laughing over it?

I don't think getting threatened is funny. And I don't think I'll have fun on that boat. Ship. Whatever.

At least you let me have a knife. Let's hope I don't lose it.

Anyways I'm just letting you know I hate it when you laugh.

lastmanstanding

I am supposed to be sober. Sober.

Who the hell is Haymitch Abernathy and why do I need to go get drunk with him?

bon_bon_bonjour

Oh non non non

I'm afraid I do not have time to go to a city without Enetron. It would put my Majesty in foul mood and I can not have that. You'll just have to find someone else to occupy yourself with, monsieur mun. Might I suggest one of the Go-Busters? You seem quite fond of them for some reason.

whatyougive

I thought you were busy.

acelticwolf

Enough.

It doesn't matter where you want to take me from- even if you want to take me from the end. The answer is still no. I've no desire to be your puppet or to play in any of these games you have in mind. There is enough left to do at home without you interfering, and whether you say nothing has happened yet, it does not mean I will not wonder.

quantumleaped

Dear Mun,

I guess it's just my luck that as soon and you finally get back into RP, sit down and write an app, the game you app me to closes. I hope you can find a home for me soon.

Let's face it, I'm not easy to place...

paper_knight

I wish we could have done something else for her today.
Something real.
I don't think I need to tell you how much I miss her.
How much I worry.

If you send her somewhere else, make sure there's someone to take care of her this time, all right?

ex_wingapo100

Hey, if you're ready, then I'm ready. This new world is full of surprises and...wonders. Although, I have seen a few familiar faces, not that seeing them is bad, necessarily... All the same, I'm really grateful for you patching up my wounds. Also for letting me see Pocahontas. Didn't I tell you she's beautiful? But you probably already knew that...

You're going to let me go on and on like a fool, aren't you?

the_magikarp_link

Why are you so surprised? I did promise you you would see me and Gyarados again, didn't I? I'm a man of my word, you know. Our Link is rebuilding quickly, and we triumphed over Lord Yoshihiro's army, too! A bit of an unexpected victory, if you ask me. I just wonder what will happen now that all of our clan serve under Lord Hideyoshi. It's an exciting perspective! As a strategist myself, I find that Lord Hanbei and I are rather like-minded. He and I should get along.

As for that other matter - don't worry, I'm not going to look like this anytime soon! Though that outfit is kind of cool. On the other hand, their take on Brother Morichika is rather spot-on, I think.

- Nobuchika

champ_coordinator

So mun, I see you are playing Pokemon Red after many months of having the cartridge left in your Gameboy Advance. Cleaning off the dust and getting back into the retro times of old. I would appreciate it if you would also play Emerald too. You know why. [cough] I know I am in it but...there are other assets too.

I would hope you won't get too involved with Red and forget about me as a muse. I am quite important though being Champion. As the wind flows along a summer day, I want to be carried on that breeze to new heights.

Current Mood: curious

strictmachine

Whoa, hold up there, doll. Whatever they tell you, Agent Carter is way more my type than the good captain. Unless said captain has blonde hair about to here and a set of truly fabulous breasts. You know, in which case, I'll be happy to make her blush.

With that said, same goes for, uh, Norse gods. I mean, I'm sure Loki makes for a beautiful dame, but he's also crazy as a bag of cats, so no thanks, honey.

amygdalae

You really like to throw me everywhere, huh? I guess I can't complain, since the company isn't that all bad at all. Although you should really stop making up names for them - there's only so many 'pseudos' you can use after all.

Still, I do admit that 'the nanny brigade' has a certain charm to it. I'm still not sure why you think I'm part of it though; Pepper, Donna and John are much more busier than I am in that aspect.

...and since while we're at it, I would like to ask why you think John and I are 'soulbros'. Aren't I already a bro with Tony as the 'sciencebro'?

[Shhh Bruce there are many layers of bromance okay, you need to understand this.]

slaveof_essence

An incomplete conversation with someone who never shuts up and suddenly you remember how much you care about me?

Spare me.

And spare me from sending me to a 'home'. I'm fine where I'm at.

bodysings

Mun.

What the actual fuck are you doing?

Seriously, keep your pervy "feels" to yourself and don't drag me into it.

Specially not with her. She doesn't look that good in those jeans.

I swear I will cut you.

shattered_looking_glass

Miss Mundane,

Now that your information is suitably refreshed, are you considering actually sending me somewhere? Your headspace is intensly boring, especially compared to others. Though, I suppose not everyone can have a Wonderland...

And, I quite agree. An owl would make a much better companion than Cat, if it is to represent my soul. Honestly, what were you thinking?

wise_lil_wolf

Mun?

Hey, hey Mun!

What is a zoo?

You want me to go see one in an upcoming thread, but you didn't say what it was!

How do I know if I will like it if you don't tell me?

What do you mean don't feed the EVOs?

overloads

No. Absolutely not. You are not putting me there, of all places, after such a crucial time. If you interfere in my plans in saving her, I will make sure you regret it.

That is all I am going to say on the matter.

didiscareyouyet

An evil demon lord such as myself could rule anywhere he went! Mwahahaha...

But I want to go somewhere with a lot of people. With Eclipse gone, I'm bored and want somebody to play with.

ecoterraist

So, mundane.

I see that in your impatience for new episodes, you have started collecting the raw materials for arts and crafts.

I can't really complain, but I can't help but wonder if a more direct approach would be better.

I think we have issues.

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