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[therealgenius]

[welp]

I am not the government's bitch boy, no matter how you choose to take that...whatever it is. Look at that. Look at it! If anyone's playing bitch boy there, it's Rhodes. [That is not a thing you should have said, Justin] Not that—okay, that's one thing out of the way. Are you listening? Because that has to stop. I'm neither of those things.

Stop calling me Salieri. You realize that the whole movie is fictional, right? That Salieri and Mozart were actually friends? I would never go that far—it's not about Tony, it's about— [stop talking, Justin] —you know, if you're looking for a sad loser to make fun of, why don't you dick around with Spider-Man or whatever? There's a real loser.

That covers it.

Comments

[manofiron]

Which is terrible. That Salieri and Mozart were friends.

[therealgenius]

Exactly! It's fictional. It didn't go down that way. I'm nothing like him, fictionally or historically.

[manofiron]

I'm trying to decide if I'm offended here. The jury's still out.

[therealgenius]

I don't think you'll get a jury that won't be biased because everyone knows who you are. Like the Michael Jackson thing, only without the zoo and the tree-climbing and the little kiddie parties.

[rhodeing]

[UH, EXCUSE YOU, JUSTIN.]

No, that doesn't cover it.

[therealgenius]

What? No. I wasn't. Look. I talk. Sometimes I don't talk well. I didn't mean anything by it—your face. It just. The look? You look beat.

[rhodeing]

Yeah, being a bitch boy really takes it out of you, I guess.

[Even Tony knows better than to call him a bitch boy, seriously Hammer.]

I know what you meant, man. People say what they mean. Don't give me that bullshit.

[therealgenius]

No just—will you look at it? Look at your face. You look so...man, don't get on me for it. Don't. It looks like it!

[theburd]

[ Horatio told you he'd be watching you, Hammer.

And he is. ]

[rhodeing]

[omfg SCREAMING]

You believe this, Horatio? Can't get any respect around here.

[theburd]

[ Look at that. For you, BFF Rhodey, he's writing in English today. ]

Shall I peck out his eyes?

[rhodeing]

[Horatio has always been Rhodey's favorite, truly.]

I really think you should.

[therealgenius]

[jesus fucking shit ass WHY ARE YOU A THING THAT IS A THING IN HIS LIFE]

The fuck are you looking at?

[theburd]

[ Have you ever seen The Birds, Hammer?

Because this one's flying right toward you. ]

[therealgenius]

No shit, Sherlock. That's why it's got to stop.

[HE CAN HANDLE HIMSELF SIR]

[veryastute]

Sir, might I suggest you stop talking? As I recall, various incarnations of Spider-Man have occasionally psychotic and always dangerous friends.

[therealgenius]

That's...true. Yes. But there's one in this "headspace" who cries all the time and...well. He doesn't have any friends.

He cries because they're all dead. Or something.

[veryastute]

Entirely depressing, Sir, but it doesn't detract from the fact that there are other versions here who do not cry and do still have friends.

[liverletdie]

Weren't you the one who was making the comparison first?

[therealgenius]

[fucking hell]

Who, wait. Me? No. It's all her. It's all her, I've only seen the movie, like...once. And not all of it, either.

[liverletdie]

Well, my mistake, then.

I wouldn't want to mischaracterize you.

[arach_nerd]

[Have fun having your feet webbed to the floor Justin]

[therealgenius]

[he'll be shaking and crying in his head, ty]

Not you! The other one!