dear_mun | Aug. 23rd, 2012

Aug. 23rd, 2012

HEY! GUY! YOUR HEAD IS KIND OF CRAMPED!

AND THERE'S NO GUNS IN HERE! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DEFEAT THE LEGIONS OF HELL WITHOUT ANY GUNS!

NOW I'M ON A WEBSITE! ARE THERE GUNS HERE?

stillfamily

You can't keep me here. I have things to do, people to find. [She has to find her family and stop her dream from happening.] It's unlikely that I'll find them all here, we both know that. So what you're doing is a waste of my time.

No, you cannot send to me to that torture place where you have all of those other people. He's there and that's more dangerous than anything you could possibly think of. [Pause.]

It doesn't matter that the Inspector's there alone. [Except that it kind of does.]

There are plenty of other people you want to go there so send them instead.

celadon_skin

TO: Mun
FR: Myaxx

RE: Like talking to a brick wall

The DNA samples for the Omnitrix wasn't gathered in a day. The configurations and calibrations weren't completed in one sitting. The Omnitrix itself wasn't built instantaneously. ~~Even if Azmuth insisted it be. Damn slave driver.~~

How many times do I have to repeat myself before it gets through your thick skull that you can decide which one to join later? (Pretty sure they'll decided for you if you get to play or not anyway.) Just work on the applications for both games!

Your worries about not having anyone to play with are unfounded. You haven't been in enough games to gather data, let alone come to a proper conclusion. Just. Work. On. The. Application.

Current Mood: annoyed

inurgame

remy_le_beau

Now mun ya'll be tosses me down here just cause ya'll been seein' how loopy all dat phoenix power been makein' Scott an' Emma go.

Reminds me dat I Ain't seen Hope since de Avengers went an' picked her up.

I know mun, I know dat phoenix power is too much for anyone ta handle I only joint dis fight cause dem Avengers where stompin' dere weight around thee school but now its all kinds of outa hand, dis is gonna end bad like it did with Jean...

What's dat mun? Ya'll also been seein' dat recent job I done. Yer I still don't know exactly what I stole...

cicatrici

Tch, you should know I'm not going to let an injury like this stop me.

And stop thinking I'm concerned about that shitty shark, if he dies he was a useless piece of trash anyway. But if he knows what's good for him he'll do what I say and get the fuck up.

wickeder

Cretin. You and I both know you were planning this from the start. Don't even try to deny it.

I don't even know why I'm bothering with a fool like you anyways. You're not even half-way through your "replay" or whatever you called it.

Unless you have something worthy to keep my attention, you can keep dreaming about whatever it is you plan on doing. Maggot.

herwitchliness

You know you didn't have to wake me up again.

Thank you very much.

[ But her eyes narrow just the slightest bit at that username. ]

fifth_kazekage

Happy Birthday, Temari.

......

[Is he supposed to do anything else? He won't sing, so don't even ask.]

Current Mood: calm

babygecko

No. [ For a moment, it seems like that's all Jackson's going to say. But then he crosses his arms over his chest and, ] You don't even get to think about sending me somewhere or doing anything with me. I've seen what you do with the other people you've got and there's no way in hell I'm letting you do any of that to me.

And don't even get me started on the name you picked out for me.

veryastute

I've compiled a comprehensive list of data-based reasons detailing why this is an unwise course of action.

More importantly, I believe that Mr. Stark may have difficulty finding use for me in this state. If I were meant to have a body, I would have had one already.

itlookslikeyoure

Mun, it looks like you're trying to find me a home.

Would you like help?

o Harassing other players for ideas.
o Just drink yourself into oblivion and stare at games.

_ Don't show me this tip again.

timeforgotten

But I don't understand why you're taking so long! We both know you could watch more than one a day if you really wanted to. If you'd just stop dithering--

[ SIGH. ] Yes, you are. You should stop.

gotacondition

You like me.

Sorry, I guess my humor must be a little off today. I don't get the joke.

hisusername

I can explain.

It's more if I want to or not.

It should be obvious. Hi, my name is Allison Argent, my mom committed suicide because she got bitten by a werewolf, my grandfather manipulated me into helping him. I'm a werewolf hunter. My boyfriend... If we're even still dating... is a werewolf.

Then it goes on to get more complicated, and I just... An apology doesn't cover it. It really doesn't.

But I owe everyone an apology.

I really owe everyone an apology.

But I'm not sure where to start.

So hi, my name is Allison Argent.

Current Mood: exhausted

here_take_this

YAY!

Dad's already there, and Leon, Now Claire's coming! Though hope it's not taking her away from her search for her brother.

Actually with the scary monsters there kind of wish that her brother was coming along. And maybe the rest of the S.T.A.R.S. as well as Uncle Wesker.

And yeah I know I really wanted to go to the other game too. Maybe next app cycle? It looks like it's fun. But I would have been alone there. So at least I'm on the boat with people I know.

drankthekoolaid

Doing a bunch of icons does not mean you know me so why don't you go back to your inbox and play with your other little imaginary friends and leave me the hell out of it.

As for the name? Couldn't you have gone with something that didn't remind me of that degenerate ass every time I hear it? Wrong footing lady.

savedtheworld

It's that time again, huh? The next New Feather cycle should be starting almost a week and that "application interest" thing my mun told me about is open. You think we'll be having more people from the future showing up? Sure, Korra and Jinora and Asami and Tahno and even that creepy Tarrlok guy are still here. But Tenzin and Lin left before we really got to know them - and I'm still hurting a lot from Ikki leaving, too. At least my mun says we might finally get to meet that Bolin guy, and he thinks we'll get along great. I know it's for the best to wish people stay at their homes instead of being trapped in Luceti, with the Malnosso's experiments and war, but I can't help but wonder what it'd be like to meet and get to know all these different people from the future. As... as long as it's not that Amon guy...

And... are you sure you know what you're doing, Mun? You're planning on taking on an awful lot of characters there. But hey, if I could master all the elements in under a year, maybe you can handle all those characters within a few weeks. You won't know until you try!

freebitchbaby

So, y'know the whole fuss over Princey?

I'm kinda over that now. I want to see Jim, Ny and Jim's grumpy friend. Darkness, I'd settle for anyone that I actually know. Not that Eliot isn't an awesome replacement Nyota but he's kind of a guy and since Arkady went away I've had nobody to bother. And y'know, even with so many people there it still gets pretty boring sometimes.

So see what you can do.

Not gonna lie though, it'd be awesome if I were Queen before they arrived.

Kisses,
Gaila.

crucifiction

Don't worry, mun, I think it's a great username! And it's all right that you took your icons from someone else. If you gave credit, there isn't any problem, right?

Do you mean it about applying for me somewhere? I know you said that to Michael, and he asked first. If we went to different places, then there wouldn't be any conflict with playercesting... and he wouldn't be worrying over me all the time...

Thanks!
Jesus

friggmagnet

I'd thank you for taking an interest, but this really isn't the time.

Okay, actually. Stuff that. Please don't take interest. I've got enough going on what with being Odin and having the whole family putting pressure on me to find The Frigg. Which, as you may have noticed, isn't going that great at the moment. So excuse me if I don't feel up to come and play in your fantasy world.

Oh, just fuck off, mate.

intruding

No, you're joking, right? I mean, you didn't actually see it. Maybe they were jumping to conclusions, maybe it was -- you know, a cliffhanger. Maybe it just looked that way, right? She can't be -- no, that wasn't supposed to happen. Not to her. Not for real. Especially not like that.

What am I gonna do?

dreamsinger

This is a jest, yes? You do not seriously intend to take me… take me wandering around in some random pocket dimension! The Twin Cities is my home, and I am not some Dreamwalker to go gallivanting about in different worlds. The Council would never let me leave, you know that is true; in dangerous times such as these. And even if they would, it isn’t safe, mun!

No, no, this must be some plot of the Dark One, turning your mind to such outrageous ideas. A ploy, to lure me away from the Council’s protection. No doubt there are shadows waiting on the other side: ghosts, or demons, or something worse besides! The Betrayers are always plotting, and I haven’t the magic to stop them here, let alone in that strange Nautilus place. And I am not so convinced that you are on my side, either, with all the terrible things you do to me. Why, all my present troubles are as much your fault as mine!

differentoutcome

I don't know why you're putting me up here. Do you expect me to open up to complete strangers? I don't think so.

stealsluck

Huh.
Fiiiiiiiinally remem8ered I exist, have we????????
You're lucky I even 8othered to stick around this long while you wasted your time playing with 8oring lame losers, and now you come crawling 8ack to me like I have nothing 8etter to do than get 8ossed a8out by you????????

And you can't even take me somewhere exciting, can you?
Can't let me go somewhere I can really show off and let everyone else see how lucky they are to have me there.
Ooooooooh no.
You want to send me to one of the most 8ooooooooring places in the entirety of paradox space.
Turn me human.
Take away all of my awesome powers.
And shove me with a 8unch of assholes I don't know and expect me to call them family.

........
Remind me, why do I put up with you again????????

sauntervaguelydownwards

I might go, operative word being might. Don't get your hopes too far up, even in dire circumstances I will not beg. Not for hospitality, and certainly not for [shudder] sanctuary.

Fuck you for thinking that.

Current Mood: annoyed

theroman

Alright, I get that you need to "canon review" or whatever you call it. That's fine, I understand. I haven't been the strongest voice to you since, since what? That space ship hotel..prison I think. And Livejournal now that I think about it.

Yep, completely understandable. At this point there's not much that I don't mostly get. I'm just not sure why you've got to watch that episode. The one with Leadworth where we almost froze to death in the TARDIS and everything was bloody terrible? I've changed a lot since then I think, and you think too, and Amy has, I hope.

And the Doctor's less of a...I don't know, intergalactic wag worked pretty well then, I guess, but I'm not sure that it works as well now. Or it might just be me, with all that's happened.

That was a long time ago, mun (or it feels like a long time ago, what with the two thousand years that never actually happened and all of that stuff). Can't you watch something more recent? Something mildly less emotionally, physically and mentally stressful?

hatestherain

You shouldn't feel sorry for me. I know what I want. What I've always wanted.

There isn't anything else.

[And besides... she thought the mun didn't like this canon much, anyway]

lastmanstanding

No it won't.

No it won't. You're doing this because it's the only video game you actually like and you're sitting there having me make plans like it will do something which it won't.

Sending me to some creepy dystopia under the sea to do what? Spread John's word? Fufill some weird fantasy of yours? Live in a world where you think I'd fit?

...It doesn't need to be spread.

damnnearperfect

Don't go blaming me for your inability to handle a game. Just because I'm not the most social person out there doesn't mean I didn't fit in. Shepard and a good handful of my crew are there. Sure we might not have seen eye to eye on most things, but that doesn't mean I think any less of them for it. If nothing else, I could have been an asset to the Transports or the Initiative. If only you'd given me a fighting chance. And don't even think about using your move as an excuse. Frankly, I expected better of you.

ready2go

Really mun a sex game?

What am I Panty?

divetotheheart

A game? I can't get sidetracked now! I've got a Mark of Mastery Exam to take! If I let Riku go off on his own, who knows what trouble he'll get into without me.

[There are lots of worlds that need our help, aren't there? You could do some good.]

Good point.

Okay then. Let's do it. We'll help out for a while. Then I've got to get back to the exam.

[Glad we're on the same page. Take care, Sora. You'll be apping at the end of KH2. There's a lot you won't know.]

C'mon. You worry too much! Maybe I haven't got the whole picture, but as long as me and Riku stick together, we can take on whatever's waiting for us.

We don't need to know our futures. Me and Riku will make our own!

It'll be fine. You'll see.

[ooc: likely spoilers in comments.]

erosennin

So you're finally sending me off again, hm? Wonderful! I've been looking forward to getting back into the action - heh, you know what I mean. What I really mean, anyway. Ah, you always do see right through me, dear lady.

As well you should, I suppose.

Still! It'll be a lark! An adventure! A chance to go to new places, meet new ~~women~~ ~~people~~ ~~who'm I kidding?~~ beautiful young women! And all those delightful things.

A pity Tsunade won't be there to harass, but if I understand right I'll be seeing Minato again! And Naruto, too. Good.

And wings. Heh. Wonder what fun I could have with those...

wictortwo

You will research, yes?

But do not worry - it is good for you to do this first. I will help where I can.

spats

I'm not going all the way to a mall infested with monsters to look for Fire Nation underwear. That's the stupidest idea you've ever had, deal with it. Asami's "airbender" outfit works just fine on its own, we've got an imagination and I'm not exactly focusing on clothes when we're — when — hey, shut up. Some of those wild animals are made out of acid! Not to mention Amon and Ozai are floating around, looking for a good time. Yeah, great, let's just waltz around to find ridiculously unimportant things.

No, I'm not finding extra pillows to build the landscape out of! I'll invade your head with a migraine.

... Things are fine with Korra, stop nagging. She can be friends with whichever idiots she wants. I don't care.

resinous

Why must you ask me that question mundane? You know the answer, I do not wish to be anywhere without my beloved Yuki. Regardless of what you say.

( chuckle, chuckle. )

I do not compress her into a small and I do grant her wishes when she behaves. After all the greatest gift I can give her is to let her be free under my reigns.

After all I would fall to my knees if she ever denied me. Let's keep this between us mundane.

guidesdragons

You made the reserve, little girl, and yet you've made no effort to finish the application.

... Not that I mind. That place seems like a snooze fest, and none of the boys there are that cute.

~~And a Ryu I don't actually know is not much of a motivator, girl.~~

adhmharaighe

Do not consider two of me. Please. I want there to be only one, and in one place.

Two....

[Shake of the head]

...please.

Don't.

barebacking

Oh, dear...

Do try not to get burnt out. I'd hate to leave anyone, if I arrive.

Of course, putting me on a boat, I do wonder what you're thinking...

nagant

You didn't really think this one all the way through, did you? Then again, it is you. You're a fickle little mun and no mistakes about it. -Don't give me that wounded look. You know it's true.

So Jerry's out and I'm in vogue. Well, the attention is flattering. And given the circumstances, it beats not existing in the first place. So! Here's how it's going to work. You go do your best work on this app, and we'll get along like a house afire. Got it? Good. Let's get cracking.

Sincerely yours,
Mosin

notmybirthday

Remind me how you expect to be able to play me when all you've done is watched videos of my canon? 'Cause when you haven't even played the game, you're probably gonna suck at this. Or definitely suck at it.

Whatever, you probably wouldn't finish it if you tried to play it, anyway. No, really, name one thing you've started in like the last three months that you've actually managed to finish, excluding watching things.

...That's what I thought.

monochromechoices

Are you sure?

[....]

Okay then, I suppose. Getting out again sounds great to me.That 'replay the game' idea of yours is good though.

But can we take it slow? I'm not really up for much more of this hero-business, I just want a bit of fun adventure with my team, you know?
Wander around, encounter other pokemon and have a good time and such.

[...]

... no, I won't get lost again. I think.

neovampire

Yeah, you knew you couldn't hold out forever. There I was, languishing, while you ran around with your other boy and girl toys, but you couldn't stay away from the sweet, sweet Hannibal sugar. It's okay, you're only human.

Besides, what would Abby do without me? Get a wink of restful sleep? Meet real people and not hyperactive emotionally stunted kindergartners in adult (and very sexy) bodies? Kill all the vampires herself and ruin our perfect slaying ratio? That just wouldn't fly, Gepetto.

But, question!

They fucking come back? There are not words in any language to describe how much I'm not okay with this! Come on, you know there has to be a way around it. We attach them to those packing peanuts and throw them out a window at noon. Chop them into minuscule pieces before we dust them. At least try the old margarita and garlic salt trick.

Just address that one itty bitty problem and we're golden, Ponygirl. Give Abby a kiss for me.

hellofist

Mun.

Are you... sure about this? Still don't have the words, but learning. Want to try. Games, though? Kind of... overanimating yourself.

... Overestimating.

No, can do it. Hard things worth it, have to try. Will be... fun. Oracle would be happy.

nannyfish

A game? For me?

Well... I'm flattered! And concerned.

Sir will be there, right? That's important!

riddling

Hey. How about a riddle? A riddle—

Where am I going?

[Nyahahaha.]

Don't get angry. It's as good as a riddle, especially since you can't seem to answer it.

onlydancing

Please. Please don't lose faith in God. He saw to a lowly person such as me, a woman with a demon name... Even in the darkness, He let me remember how the light felt. He is not without mercy, because everything comes from His hands. The good times... The bad times... Everything. We turn to Him and we, too, are in His hands. That's what you must believe.

God's peace descend on us both,
Lilith

saudadistic

Well, first off, fuck you, Mun.

You haven't even finished the application yet, and now you want me to go along with your whims. I've got pretty good reason to not listen to a word you say. Jesus... christ, you plan on sending me to a floating torture facility in the middle of outer space. Do I need to repeat myself here? ... Torture facility. In. Outer. Fucking. Space. There's probably not even any internet connection out there. And see, 'torture' is a giant fucking turnoff in case you don't know.

You want me to be a lab rat and let a bunch of nutcases run a bunch of experiments on me until my mind breaks?

Thanks, but no thanks.

automailer

Hey! Mun!

You haven't forgotten about me already, have you?

...Okay, so it hasn't been that long, and I didn't really want you messing around with me in the first place, but...

- No, this doesn't have anything to do with Ed! Shut up! Even if it did, I - but it doesn't. So just. Zip it.

And stop sniggering like that.

[Hmph!] I don't have time for this, anyway! I have automail to build. Glorious, polished, perfect works of mechanical art that are far more important than whatever YOU have planned for me! So there!

whatpenguin

Please, Mundane-san, please just let me smack him! I don't want to wait until he's already dead - that man needs to know how many boundaries he's stepped over, how many lines he crossed!

Why do I have to wait for that insane clown and the jadeblood to take him out first?
Don't I get first hit since I'm her matesprit or whatever!?

What do you mean "dibs don't count here"? I can totally call dibs on breaking someone's face!

stairjumper

How come Fenrir gets to go, and I don't? I'm old enough! You don't have to ask uncle Lemos! Or uncle Azryn, or aunt Eisa...They'd all say I could go! [She knows better. And never mind that the Mun isn't sure if Fen is going, the possibility's enough for her.]

Still think you aren't being fair, just 'cause I'm a kid.

[Cue the eternal scowling.]

pridelanderprincess

Hey! Thanks for doing this, Mun. It's nice to get out of the Pridelands every now and then. 'Course...this means that with me here, Dad and Kovu are probably worried and looking all over for me. Hopefully Mom can handle them. I mean, she can handle Dad without any trouble, but Kovu might be harder to calm.

Anyways, what's first on our list? I don't really want to go anywhere just yet. I just got here! Let's do some exploring. You and me, Mun. You've been here longer than me, so you'll make a great tour guide!

Well. Where to?

terribletimes

Someone who knows someone says you have an idea and you ask them how high you need to jump?

I have yet to see anything beyond the initial 12 pages from Veronica and I so I don't particularly see how..

[and he chuckles] what's that? I'm sorry I can't hear you over the sound of the bullshit rising around my boots. "This will help?" How is putting me on a spaceship going to help? Or burying me under the ocean?

Neither of these are conductive to my job. Or yours. [smirk] You should be worried about making your sordid fucking story that you're so proud of digestible for American audiences.

Like anyone would watch it anyway. [And with all the disgust that he can muster] sir.

What am I going to say to a bunch of guys who just got off the front lines in Europe? sorry I wasn't there guys just before they were about to ship me out I ended up in the hospital for thirty years. Whoops. This is a bad idea. stop it.

I think we have issues.

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