i accidentally this guy

[heavenhearme]

Your sense of direction is embarrassing, woman, even by human standards.

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[digophelia]

"Even by human standards"?

[heavenhearme]

You need to be told a second time?

[digophelia]

An explanation would be nice.

[heavenhearme]

I'm not human. [BLUNT AND TO THE POINT AS ALWAYS]

[digophelia]

Well, that much is obvious. I don't care if you're human or not, I was just curious.

[heavenhearme]

Just pointing out she's lucky to have a wolf now. Otherwise, she'd get lost and die somewhere.

[digophelia]

With a wolf? You haven't heard of the story "Little Red Riding Hood", have you?

[heavenhearme]

What the hell's a riding hood?

[digophelia]

So you never heard of it. I suppose a wolf wouldn't.

[heavenhearme]

Wolves don't tend to listen very hard when humans talk, especially when they can't do the same.

[digophelia]

That's because some aren't very good listeners.

[heavenhearme]

Pretty much all of them.

[digophelia]

Most I will concede.

[heavenhearme]

What's the story about?

[digophelia]

Little Red Riding Hood was sent into the forest to bring food to her grandmother. Along the way, she met a wolf who got her to stall before he came to the grandmother's house and ate her. He dressed like the grandmother and Little Red Riding Hood fell for it. He ate her. A passing huntsmen came by and cut open the wolf and freed them both. They put stones in the wolf's stomach and sent him on his way.


Perhaps she shouldn't have entered the wolf's forest.

[heavenhearme]

Another dumb human with no sense, it sounds like. They should've killed the wolf.

No wolf with any self-respect would eat a human. We're not like them.

[digophelia]

It's illogical, isn't it? A wolf couldn't eat to people whole.

[heavenhearme]

A pack could. Easily.

[ex_cradled833]

Well, she got you here. That's gotta count for something.

[heavenhearme]

It doesn't count if the destination is almost second nature.

[deshabille]

Get her a compass. Get it engraved with something sarcastic. Then she'll be able to find her way around and know your true feelings.

[heavenhearme]

A compass?

[deshabille]

You know, the little spinny thing. Points you places.

[heavenhearme]

[............?]

[deshabille]

[ . . . :| this is silly. ] It, you know, directs you toward the poles and you take direction from that, I suppose. Although it's the Hub for me. No poles. Poles seem a bit silly, if I'm being completely honest.

[heavenhearme]

[WELL EXCUSE HIM FOR BEING AN ANIMAL!!!] The poles? You mean the stars?

[deshabille]

Er, no, the things at each end of the planet. Or the middle of the Disc. Whichever.

[heavenhearme]

Can't say I've ever seen the entirety of the planet. Just one frozen wasteland after another.

[deshabille]

Sounds dull. There's a reason they're called wastelands, you know.

[heavenhearme]

That's all that's left. It's all I've ever known since I was born. Maybe I'll finally get to Paradise one day and get a little change of scenery.

[deshabille]

Paradise is probably hyped up at least a little bit. But far be it for me to dash your hopes.

[heavenhearme]

I'm not stupid enough to all my hopes into one thing. It's just an idea.

[blond_smartass]

Oh don't worry! We all get lost! [Especially him.] Just be careful... Mun's tend to "get lost" on purpose sometimes.

[heavenhearme]

Why would a human want to get lost on purpose?

[towardsparadise]

So you're here too.

[heavenhearme]

Unfortunately.

[towardsparadise]

Where are you headed?

[champ_coordinator]

Embarrassing? Oh dear.

[heavenhearme]

A little insulting to your kind, too.

[champ_coordinator]

What were they saying?

[resisting_this]

Perhaps that may be why you are here.

To guide them.