dear_mun | Jul. 4th, 2012

Jul. 4th, 2012

Alright, back up, I'm going where? And why? Not that I don't appreciate being dusted off properly for the first time in over a year, but I'm sure there are better places you could put me than there. It seems a little... you know. Horrifying. And also not my style.

Also, you have completely lost my voice, haven't you? I can tell. And if you manage to get anyone who knows me to tag along to Unsettling Central with you, they're going to be able to tell, too.

So fix that.

And maybe keyword my icons so you can actually tell what face I'm making in any given tag. That might be useful.

Kirk, out.

madetosin

Silly girl.

You don't have what's required. I see you quailing away from the idea of a little conflict.

Admit you aren't ready and go play with that silly wizard of yours.

Hmm...though I admit it's a pity I can't get him to myself.

......

Heh heh...well, maybe we will get along after all. Stop distracting yourself like a useless fool and get to it. I'm waiting...

madcuriosity

I don't mind if they don't remember me or I them, I'll just be glad I'll get to see old friends again!

Current Mood: excited

heartandseoul

생일축하합니다 미국!!

Hi, Miguk! Happy birthday! You know birthdays were invented in me, right?!

Current Mood: excited

evilgasm

So it's either post-apocalyptic unlife in a tower with a PC to Monster ratio of 7 to 1 where the only treasure you can find is +1 Oatmeal, oh, jubilee... Or a crossover special of Leave It To Beaver and that one episode of the Twilight Zone. You know, the one with the cornfield. 'Cept with milk, I guess. Milkfield. Perfect with some toast and jam from a jar.

Yeah, no, this is so much more worthwhile than staying at home and conquering the world. Next you'll be saying that I can't even wreck up the place because, what, that'd ruin the game for everyone? Then they can ragequit for all I care. Take it up with the wizards down at the coast if they're griping about fairness. And now after all this time.

If I don't have the luxury or a goblin cleric to Plane Shift out of there, then that's what I'm going to do. I'm fine with conquering a dungeon or a town at the corner of Armageddon and Oblivion if I can't have the world. Even for a consolation prize, it's pretty puny, but at least it's worth a couple of cheap laughs. That means a lot to me, but not enough to make up for scamming me out of global domination.

No, they're going to pay in full. I'm going to do to 200 PCs what I would've done to an entire world hundredfold. And again. And again. And you know where I'm going with this.

bibliophile_annex

Don't you think I have enough on my plate already? [What with the Lupins' deaths, living with Snape and communicating with gods (and, not to mention, having tea with Draco Malfoy).]

Of course I would love to see Harry and Ron again. But I don't want to put them in danger just because I'm lonely. That would be incredibly selfish.

[She softens faintly.] You should play the games again. I know you're worried that your PS2 or whatever isn't working, but what if that was just a glitch? Try it again and spend some time relaxing. [Yeah, she's one to talk.]

I'll still be here. I always am.

filmeverything

I just wanted to say thanks, or whatever. For...y'know...being so thorough with my history section. Because going through all of it once wasn't awful enough, what I really wanted to do was watch some twisted highlight video of all my most humiliating moments. Seriously. Thank you.

Aren't you supposed to be on my side?

thebestman

Can we please not inform Stark that it's my birthday? I feel like the likelihood she'll do something ridiculous and embarrassing. Please. I just want to go to the Declaration reading at the museum and then watch the fireworks.

No, please don't-- you can't ask if Kenzie knows. I haven't even met this girl, and--

Are you listening? I'm asking politely - please don't let Tony Stark know it's my birthday.

twinfangs

That's it, I suppose. And then we all rode off into the sunset. [Pffft.] You might want to leave the storytelling to Varric. He knows how to get people listening and, compared to him, your skills are sorely lacking.

As for me, I'd rather not talk about that disaster back in Kirkwall. Just let it be.

introuble

(( HI GUYS, We’ll try to avoid spoilers best we can! Red for Peter (

spidersenses ) and Blue for Gwen (

introuble ). REPLIES FROM BOTH OF US. (o( ))

So, we’ve been thinking about it, and- And while we’re both flattered! Both, very, very flattered, um-? [ looking at you now Pete ]

Uh, yeah - we’re pretty good where we are, y’know? I’d really - rather not havta worry about like cryptic evil punctuation coming to kill me in my sleep. [ It’s amongst a lot of other reasons. The final frontier is something he’d normally love to explore - that’s his inner science nerd talking, but the fact that it’s dangerous, the fact that Gwen is going to be infront of danger does make him worry. Not as much as the fact that he could be helping a lot of people by legitimately being there. It’s a lot of conflicting feelings. ]

And after everything... I just don’t think space is the best idea for me right now. It’s not exactly the... ideal direction! That I was planning to take. For my future. [ n e r v o u s. but only because yeah, no way does she want to end up in space, that would COMPLETELY ruin her chances of getting into a good college and mess up all the other plans she has, and has been working for, her whole life. HONESTLY, mun. she’s standing a little straighter now, shoulders back. ] I just think that if we’re going to be sent into space, it should be our decision to do so.

Just, I dunno. We could, I mean. We’re just way too busy for space. Got stuff, planned. We’re planners. Gwen’s gotta get like - a new recommendation letter and I mean - I guess, it’s kinda like ultimately not our decision ‘cause you two are like, holding the keyboards of our fate, but like - think of Gwen’s future.

[ a beat because wait what ]

Our decision?

-- Respectively. Um![ WELL AND BUT FFFS IT UH UM UH? OMG PETER U R SO- ] I only meant we, as individuals, should be able to determine our own futures. Individually.

Yeah, okay. Cool. I was just asking, cause - you kno- [ Shutting up slowwwwly. ]

But yes. I need to rebuild my college application, go to prom, finish my high school career, and deliver the best graduation speech ever given in the history of Midtown High. And that is why we cannot go to space. [ nod! and because of other things butwellthosearesecretsoksercrets ]

lt_blade

Mun,

I'm not even going to add the 'dear' part.

I hate you. I hate that you seem to enjoy putting myself and my family through these so called 'plots' of yours just because you think they're 'character building'.

My character's fine just the way it is-and the same can go for Hanzo. Hell, the guy started out as a hellspawn..

You know..that's almost preferable.

Yes, I know it would hurt, but it'll hurt less than him still being with us and yet not remembering the TWO years we were together. And yes, I know you have no control over him, but you can talk to that so called mun of his and try to talk some sense into him.

...You're both evil you know that.

No love,
Sonya Blade

christendom

It is a new world that you promise. A ship of a different kind. Wonders, and horrors that I cannot imagine.

( but he's a knight of jerusalem, and he knows nothing of space except for the stars that he can see. still, if anyone needs a new world, it's balian. there's nothing left for him in the holy land. )

If you wish it, I will go.

amora_enchantress

I don't know WHY you put me here, or where I am, but I have entirely TOO much to do to be wasting my time in some unknown place! You ridiculous girl! I demand recompense! And return me to Asgard immediately!

and32cents

You know what? NO! We're NOT doing that again. It's bad enough you insist on watching all this stuff with that guy that looks like me. But THAT? Why did it have to be THAT?! Nuh-uh! We're DONE!

sifu_hotman_zuzu

You couldn't have found me a better username?

And only Azula calls me that! [Patented Zuko scowl.]

absolute_perception

Pardon my intrusion. I'm glad to see that there are some of us out there from HOLY but I can't help but wonder just how long this would last. I'm pleased that you let me speak now that matters have calmed down. Thank you.

My perception would be a bit hard to manage in some games, I would imagine, and I would appreciate it if I am kept separate for now. I thank you for trying. Maybe someday...but not right now.

can_shine

This couldn't have waited? I have school and more band practice, AND I'm totally exhausted after the festival and everything. Speaking of which, I am really not looking forward to what crazy event will happen next...

Don't you understand what I've been going through lately?

[Sigh.]

Thanks, I guess.

mephistofluffies

It's admirable that you're trying to do something with this account, but I'm not sure what you're looking for exists.

You could always wish for it...

Oh. That won't work if I live in your head, will it?

handsy

So you get bored with the old display name and decide to think you're being clever?

Yeah okay. You're sense of humor is hilarious.

twobytwo

You’re nervous. I can feel it like lightening in the sky. Don’t worry. I won’t let you mess up too bad.

[She smiles.]

I like playing in your brain too much.

friendship_reporter

Dear Mundane,

Look.

I'm fine. There IS research that needs to be done! [And NO, she ISN'T just archive binging HP Lovecraft's works, honest.] I don't need to be out and about in town. Not even Pinkie is out CONSTANTLY. And don't worry about Digger, she's got to meet people OTHER than me, so even if I tried to keep her from burying herself in her work - pun not intended - it would probably just make both of us WORSE.

So don't push it, okay? Besides, I've been active enough for you to get through this "activity check" you worry about. Focus on the one that's been trying to hide behind babysitting as an excuse.

Me, I'll just keep my ear to the ground for any more 'invasion plans' by your friends.

Signed, Your PERFECTLY FINE muse,
Twilight Sparkle

ledgerdomained

So let me get this straight. You've been trying to decide for months who from my pathetic little world you'd like to play and you narrowed it down to either one of the Tennyson kids...then somehow you wound up with me.

See, that's funny. Adorable even. And you know why I find your antics so cute Mundane? Gee, let me think...

Oh yes, that's right because you have less brain then both Ben Tennyson and Gwen's boyfriend put together, At least they've managed to foil my plans every once in a while. Alright, More than that but still-

If you're going to play me I suggest sitting through my episodes again.

Don't disappoint me. You know how I loathe disappointment.

spiderbutler

Things are going much better than expected. Mundane, you must have known that Sebastian wouldn't be around to protect Ciel when you chose this particular game.

I am very pleased with your choice. Perhaps I will get to have my own fun, as Alois will with Ciel. While we wait for Sebastian to come along, at least.

As long as these human emotions keep themselves at bay, then there will be no interruptions.

formyownhand

How can ya be nervous about an app ya haven't sent in yet?

I think yer worryin' too much, Munnie. I, fer one, am looking forward t' this place. Gettin' away from m' mum is jus' what I need.

...Then again, it does sound like these... Drones will be like havin' a bunch of mums around.

just_a_mask_now

Dear spirits, you are in denial...and seem to be enjoying it too. Haven't even considered how strange it is for me, have you? To have this existence, and then realize that you're objectively not the real, canonical one. And perhaps it's only because you're infectious, but it is my existence still...I have enough of an attachment to it. I'm not about to give it up so easily.

[OOC: An Amon who was never really deceptive about himself. He is a nonbender, and badly scarred.]

And you're considering dropping me off at a library that Wan Shi Tong himself would've been proud of? Or in an Ark traversing the stars? Or someplace else entirely? Given your indecisiveness, might I suggest just leaving me where I am right now? Someone needs to actually lead a revolution to victory....

theredglasses

A little slow, aren't you?

heroiccia

Haha! Thanks for the Happy Birthday mun! And glad that you're enjoying it so much! Despite the fire ban and storm.

But don't worry all that much about it! I'm sure those hamburgers and whatever else ya guys are barbecuing will be awesome! So happy Independence day~!

irohdisboat

All right. I suppose this is fine for you to share. At least better than some of the other things you like to show your friends.

I don't call him that anymore though. I am perfectly capable of getting his name right.

freakofnature

I appreciate the enthusiasm, but there's no way I'm not going to be in another episode. Not after those Burners ruined everything I'd been working so long for. Shouldn't you be waiting until then to start looking for a place to app?

But maybe I could be convinced to trust your judgment. You seem like you can handle what needs to be done, if your other characters are any indication. At the very least, you won't change your mind if there's a need to be... thorough.

purelyimperfect

I ought to annihilate you for wasting my time.

You aren't even worth absorbing.

lastwill

I'm not quite sure this is a good idea. You have many other muses who would like to have journals (Khrista's rather persistent, mind you), yet you wasted a good amount of your time on mine. I suppose I could be of some assistance in the progression of your story, although I was almost certain you'd pick a character with a much larger role. Like Jeremy, or... Ruvie.

In any case, a request: please do not forget that, military experience aside, I am not like Khrista. True, I am quite serious, but I am not a time bomb waiting to explode. I might be more like the older Fiammetta - or perhaps Heitor, if he was a woman.

Cira

bang_bang

What kind of games are we going to play?

astralling

I'm impressed.

[Crossing her arms, increeeeeeedibly unimpressed.]

I've seen a lot in my day but you are one sick puppy.

Why don't you tell me exactly how leaving me alone without my sisters is supposed to be fun for anyone? And don't tell me that it'll "teach me something". That line's getting really old.

Try something else.

butwhytho

Look who's American.

Me. I'm American. I am so American [fuck yeah] and that Garfield guy is American-English. Do you really want to watch some American-English guy on the Fourth of July, lady?

That's what I thought.

ladyspitfire

Oh, yes, you think the name is so very funny. If you're finished, perhaps we should talk about what you plan to do with me.

I wouldn't say no to a small vacation from Vigil's Keep, no matter how drab it might be. I think I've killed enough Darkspawn to earn that much, don't you? Or maybe you can try to find some people I actually recognize, instead of throwing me at strangers with oddly colored hair. I'd quite appreciate it.

fundamental

If this is something that you insist you must do, then there is no trying to stop you, is there? [ A sigh. ] Simply keep in mind what we both must deal with regarding these matters, all right?

Yes, Korra and my children fit in that category. [ He means the stress inducing one. ]

trustycrowbar

...

So, it's the fourth of July. Less than twelve hours ago the guys at CERN just announced a superheavy particle that's probably the Higgs Boson, completing the standard model of physics and explaining why matter as we know it exists. AND you nearly out-shot your boyfriend at the range yesterday... first time handling a gun.

Remind me again why we're sitting on our asses right now and not out celebrating?

deathberry

Aa, anywhere without a fuck-ton of monsters would be best. Keep your eyes peeled! Nowhere in the past, I'm not messing around again without at least an iPhone — we're not taking some casual stroll through the senkaimon here, you're talkin' about blasting me into a completely new universe. How many of these places don't have plug sockets and the internet, eh?

I'm keeping my hollow. No, screw you, we're not debating canon-points, these are my terms of this crappy contract. If you're going to mess me around again, I want to be able to use Getsuga, my original mask and Bankai. I know how far I can push all of those.

... Oi, oi! At least pretend to give a damn about what I have to say, asshole.

preborn

Again? First it belonged to my brother, then to our aunt, and finally to me - this name that you've passed along betrays more about you than us.

platinums

I don't really like the idea of going to live in a bubble under the ocean. It makes me feel pretty uneasy.

But if you're telling me that Lucas and Cynthia will be there? That does make me feel a little better. And my pokemon will be with me too, so I guess I'll just make the best of it. It'll be nice to meet some trainers that I would have not gotten to chance to meet otherwise, too.

I'm just glad I don't have any loose ends to take care of. This could be worse, I guess.

devoiced

[ Soundwave would like to remind the mundane of the date (the Earth date), which he displays on his face in yyyy/mm/dd format: 2012|07|04

And then he stares silently at the mundane in a way that seems rather accusing except for the fact he has no face and his body language is unchanged. Then, point evidently made somehow, he changes subjects and points to the applications page.

Displays file: soundwave.docx: ]

[CHARACTER INFO]
CHARACTER NAME: Soundwave
SERIES: Transformers Prime
CHRONOLOGY: UH uhm

[ Displays episode list. Get on that, mundane. (No.)]

human_nature

I do not understand why the idea of my watching this film fills you with such amusement. I feel that concern for a friend's safety is a justified emotion, particularly when said friend is playing a major role in my integration into the human species.

Besides, I have never seen Dean ride a bicycle. I doubt he would have the skill to ride it with his eyes closed and his arms spread out to his sides like that.

rhyming

With me at the helm, how could you lose? Fret not, my dear, I am here! To seek, to guide, to take and conquer. As this party leader', experience I won't squander.

O-hohohohohoho!

wecould

You know, everyone's bagging on me using Bing as a search engine, but did anyone stop to think that I live with a middle-aged lady who doesn't even know what Twitter is?

It's like no one ever had a technophobic older relative growing up.

woodelder

I will not allow this, mundane. Return me to the Wood at once!

detonationbloom

Listen here, Mundane. You don't even know what you're doing! It's been how long since you played in a quote, 'real game,' and how long since you did anything even remotely responsible?

[ But Hubert-- ]

I don't want to hear it! Your infatuation with me has gone too far. It may all be fun and games to you, but for me, it's a serious commitment! I will not allow you to take this decision lightly. Your habit of dropping things after barely picking them up is bordering ludicrous. Stop abandoning everything you start and think about this. If you're still willing to consider this in a week's time, then we'll talk.

Now stop looking for games this instant! This is a stance from which I will not be swayed!

sakuravoid

...Really?

You haven't looked at me in months. What was that all about, didn't you make a point of not letting me go places anymore? Don't tell me you're reconsidering over that.

Honestly, no. And you should know better.

- Shouta.

plotdeviceturk

While I appreciate your desire to have me somewhere more active, I don't know if you could handle such an activity on top of what you already have going.

Nor do I know if anyone would even welcome me.

acumens

Way to sell me out, man. Whatever happened to maintaining my dignity?

Forget Uchiha Itachi's predicament, because he's beyond saving at this point. At least maintain the reputation that hasn't been harmed y --

...

You know what -- let's not even start with that one, yeah?

punchingplz

What the hell do you mean I'm 'like Dr. Connor's stupid jock brother'? I don't even know who he is!

southpaw_senpai

Well, here we are, mun. Now what?

hates_hippies

MUNDANE! It has been quite a long time since last spoke, but I am glad that you picked such a FINE day to do so. America's own birthday, best damn day on the calender! We certainly showed those pansy Redcoats who the boss is! Yessir, I am PROUD to be a citizen of this fine country and I feel sorry for anyone who isn't. But you already know how great America is, you live here! As such, I'm going to skip to my point.

It's about DAMN time you got off the computer and did something, son. It's not Independence Day without family and a grill! Everyone knows each of those colonists ate 3 square meals a day consisting of ribs, burgers, and hot dogs. So many people know it they don't even bother writing in the history books anymore!

Anyway, you've done me proud, son. BUT IT'S NOT OVER YET! I don't care what time it is, you get your ass out there and WATCH THOSE FIREWORKS! They are a symbol of the spirit of AMERICA!

That is all, DISMISSED.

doasyouwill

Oh. Oh. You were serious, weren't you?

It's just...I'm afraid I don't understand. Here you have these people - these remarkable, unique people who can tame the darkness into light, cut buildings in half with the flick of a sword, ride the wind and split the seas among other things - and you want...me?

Am I forgiven for thinking that you've gone a tiny bit out of your mind?

mainattraction

You do know staring at the screen for hours isn't going to help you write them any better, right?

Come on mun you got this. I've seen you in action for others. I mean really in action. And this time you have me to write for! The star of the show, Cerebella! If that doesn't already make for a show-stopping success I don't know what will! You just have to calm down quit worrying so much for five minutes. I swear you're worse than Feng sometimes. So let's get to work now. Chop chop! I have to put my best face on for Vitale when I get there.

He is going to be there, right mun?

...Right?

70th_victor

Stop, stop, stop-- no. No, mundane, no.

No more games.

the_amazing

Dear Mun,

I know, right? I know! It was awesome.

( Cut For Potential Spoilers )

chosen_kindness

I appreciate what you're trying to do, Mun, I really do, but I'm not entirely sure it'll work out. Have you thought through all the possible scenarios?

Yachiru-san is nice enough and I know that she likes to make sure I'm not alone, but her guardian, Zaraki-san? Are you sure he's going to agree with your grand scheme as well?

What do you mean, he's going to think I'm "sort of like Yachiru-san's puppy"?

jpegartifacts

Shit, you just made this account, and already you're ready to go somewhere with it.
Moving up in the world at a fast pace, girl.
So long as you actually go through with it, I don't think I'll have much of a problem.
The younger me in your head seems to be doing just fine, after all.
Oh, before I forget.
Please direct your attention away from the list of rhyming phrases that generally mean "Use a goddamn condom, you stupid fuck."
You get terrible ideas when you look at shit like that, and I'm sure it'd rot your brain.
And by terrible, I mean fucking great, keep it up.

grift

So, this is a mistake. And you know it's a mistake, which is kinda... hm. I mean, I've gone into things knowing they were mistakes before, so I get it. I do. Everybody has their reasons, even if they're bad ones. But that doesn't make it less of a mistake.

I think that's why I like it.

neglectfulsurrogate

Your reasons for electing me as a muse are...unique, at most. Your kind seems to easily fall to social pressure.

But I am sure I can make do. I understood you have had trouble deciding where your true strengths. I cannot help you but in telling you that you will know, just as Samus did.

warborn

So you're happy with the 'keywords'. I'm happy for you. Really.

I'm not happy about what you're planning. It's- that's not closure. That's not anything like it. Don't you throw that slag at me about getting to throw a punch at the one who 'deserves' it, I can see right past you.

We're done here.

I think we have issues.

Jul. 4th, 2012

Jul. 4th, 2012

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