dear_mun | Jul. 3rd, 2012

Jul. 3rd, 2012

Hey, hey, mun...!!

I totally get that you're excited, but did you really have to rush that quickly to get me into this place? I don't really know anybody here, unless you can find the other girls for me.

[ a pause; follow by a sharp, dramatic gasp ]

E-eh?! What do you mean the others can't be found? Gosh, that sounds like some kind of scary horror movie line, huh...?

[ a nervous chuckle. she really doesn't like those horror movies. ]

A-anyways! I guess it feels good to get out and stretch my legs a little. I've been kept inside of that headspace of yours for such a long time!

[ a more confident laugh now ]

Maybe it won't be so bad making new friends! Oh, um... though... [ she's in serious thought again, finger tapping along the base of her jawline ]

What about...Aoyama-kun?

[ she simply won't be able to bear not seeing him!! totally bummed again. ]

menaced

Oh, so you've...really gotten into this, haven't you?

At least...promise me that you won't get the mask?

...why are you giving me that look?

unalienable

Just what's the point of all this, huh? 'You just throwing me up top to see if you can get the number of us on here up to a dozen before tomorrow? It's been one me right after another, 'course!

Look, I admire your perseverance! Really, I do! You know the chances of finding either— any of them are real slim. It's even slimmer that you'll find them by tomorrow and convince them to hang around for longer than a day. And it'll be twice as slim as that that you'll get anything from them. Nature's rules, y'know. Everybody's got friends and I'm not usually seen or remembered as one to the nations you're interested in. That's just how it is. I know, I know— it's not like me to say it, but why can't you just be happy with what we have? Maybe it's not much, but it's something, isn't it?

You're just going to stay sad all the time, if you can't accept that it's not gonna happen and that you gotta move on.

So what if it's my birthday? So what if Alfred is gonna have his party and all his friends are gonna be there? So what? I'm sure France and Canada and all the others are perfectly fine where they are. I don't need 'em. I'm sure something important came up. Otherwise, of course they'd be there! Now, quit it. Can I go back now? All these doubles is cramping my style. And no, I don't care if England doesn't show either.

wantsomerye

Dear Mun,

Want some rye?

'Course ya do!

areyounext

( Indigo Courier, run away! )

doublerainboom

Mun, ugh, c'mon. You told me you were going to put me somewhere. So put me somewhere! I'm getting tired of waiting!

fonronsenburg

My lady Mundane, I have followed you on many adventures. We have faced many an enemy together, fought many a battle. I would have no other pull the strings, as it were.

But to this latest venture? I must protest. I will not relive my time in those dungeons. Your impetuousness will be your undoing.

This is a foolish endeavor.

koyo

He looks pretty lost to me. What's he doing all the way at Russia's house?

. . . Ah, well, that's one way to pass time.

fuckinstoplights

I don't see how you can be happy about any of this. You hear there is a potential for danger, and get excited?

Why?

Haven't I been through enough already?

sketchingideals

I don't know why you keep thinking it's 'cute' that I tried to make Steve feel better, mun. I just don't want him or Tori to be upset, that's all! And I didn't succeed in making him feel happier at all. I think you're being a little silly. I'm okay with anything that happens, as long as everyone else is happy! If they're happy, then I am too. That's the way it should be!

Oh, have you decided what you're going to do about that thing with Terra and Luceti, mun? I think it's a good idea if you try to figure it out soon. Waiting off until September might be a good idea, with all that happened last night. Don't bite off more than you can chew, mun! I'm really glad the Doctor is coming back, though! I never did get to finish his sketch like I wanted to. ...and please, don't talk about the canon update right now. It can wait until September like you originally planned. There's no reason to update me just because you're doing stuff with Tori. Besides, I think Silver might worry if I just disappeared again so quickly after I did the first time. I don't want to do that to him!

Ah... one last thing. I really wish you and your friends would stop joking about me having a "track record" with having "a thing for crazy or emotionally unstable characters with family issues." I don't really appreciate it, and I don't think anyone else does either. I know Tori doesn't. A-And it's not their fault that they went through what they did, so please stop. Please? It's not a "thing," either...

gottafreetrack

( no spoilers, really, except in icons! but I doubt people will trust in that so have a cut 8D )

wallysworld

You're thinking about sending me to...Canada? Not just Canada, but one where monsters come out at night? And that's not mentioning all the other stuff that goes on there and I'm not sure that I'll know anybody at that place!

Dude, this is so not a good idea. [He mumbles something about hoping his mun's laziness kicks in or someone else beats them to the punch.]

pediophobia

Um... while I do appreciate your enthusiasm, shouldn't you be getting some rest...? With all due respect, you're starting to sound a little bit loopy.

...

You just told your entire friends list that you would kiss any one of them, "no joke." [SIGHHH] Go to sleep. I'll still be here when you wake up.

-- ah, and, by the way, while we're here... aren't you a little bit old to be calling me "onii-san"? Especially given the age you've assumed for me.

...

[another sigh.]

Well, whatever you say. Now, get some rest.

dontcallmezuzu

Well, I'm glad you've finally found places to your liking. The fact that one game looks relatively new might be fun. You've usually joined into well established games, haven't you?

Now that you've made up your mind though, will you please get a move on with that application? They're only open until the 7th you know? And it's the 3rd already. You already missed the application period for the other game.

Come on. You know if you don't do it it'll never get done.

You've even gotten "Internet" on your "iPad" now, so you can presumably play all the time, even when you're supposed to be teaching those children. Which is entirely irresponsible, by the way. But still, you have no excuse for not getting it done.

Hurry up.

fangool

First off? Fuck you. Laying that out on the table.

Second off, whatever that was? Not exactly kosher with me. Do not ever dose me up like that again. Not for fun, not with him, d'you get how wrong that felt? That shit's in the past and it's gonna fucking stay there, y'copy?

You fucking better.

Third off, tell that motherfucker I wanna talk to him and he needs t'stop infecting the network with his drunk calls. Baby's gotta grow up sometime. And yeah, maybe m'a bit worried 'bout him, fuck off.

S'all. Go watch your movie.

ofafeather

I don't care how hilarious you think you are, that's not funny and you're not funny.

And no, I don't think using the robot song would actually be any better or worse. It'd be just as bad. Now would you stop listening to alien-related songs and, I don't know, do something productive?

shut_up_idiot

~~Dear mun.~~ You! Yeah, you! Just stop procrastinating and finish the damn app already!

bullshitmeter

( Read more... )

vigilancy

[Peter doesn't look entirely amused by the situation he gotten himself into. He had buried his forehead into the palm of his hand, groaning. It was as if he was trying his hardest to pick the right words to say to his mun.]

Y'know... [He speaks! Shaking his head in dismay.] You should--you should really start listening to yourself more.

[He drops his hand from his face, looking up at whoever he's trying to address. #4thwallproblems.]

Here, I'll even help you out. Repeat after me:

"This is a terrible idea." [And another one] "I shouldn't even consider this." [One more.] "I will not cave in no matter how much they want this."

Just, I dunno, pick one! Alright?

[ooc: Let me know if you don't want any movie spoilers o/]

pipeweed

Now, now Miss Mun - do at least try to contain your excitement. Why, the shenanigans, as you call them, have yet to happen after all! And we're still missing Sam, of all Hobbits!

marchwarden

I cannot fathom the reason why you would go to such needless trouble. Had I desired to be returned Endor then I would've done so on my own accord, and not with the help of a...mortal. If you're wishing to hear gratitude for saving me from the cold abyss of Mandos, then you are sadly mistaken.

...Although, I shall admit I much rather be alive bickering with you than screaming in endless agony. I suppose you'll have my thanks after all, hiril-nin.

modernholmes

I do not appreciate the irony.

mistersimpatia

( Cut for extreme, explicit angst and every warning immaginable. Mun is not responsible for muse's actions here. )

undruggable

Ain't gonna do a little puppet dance, puppeteer. Nope. That's not how this show is going to run. See, I'm... I'm really stoned. But! But, I'm also my own person. My own incredibly high person. Who will, hopefully, be even stoned-ier and assisting my dear, ol' buddy Nemo in Sleepland or Dreamland; whatever. Just... Just gotta read a book with pictures in it.

Seriously. Nemo's gotta wake up. Shit's all topsy turvy.

...Man. Mun. What if... What if I'm Nemo? Ah, shit. What if you're Nemo and I'm just a dream? So, when you wake up, I'm gonna die.

Fuck what I said. Nemo, man. Nemo. Stay asleep. If you wake up I'm haunting you and eating all your poptarts.

...Hey, mun, you got any food?

spats

Get it back.

granpulsestyle

So it's between me and this "Auron" fellow, is it? Whoever he is. I'm sure he's a charmer. But let's see if you can handle me first.

Testing, one two three.

lareina

Hey hey hey.

Yes, I have been very noisy. But you're the one who's hell-bent on the Camelot thing just because of that show you've been watching lately. It's pretty obvious by the username, you know.

Look, it's a long way to go before I become queen, alright? I'm still kind of getting the king to notice me. ~~Or maybe he's noticed, but he's surprisingly as much of a prude as Marcus is.~~

... Still, I'm glad to be back. ♥

xoxo,
Nausy

PS. OKAY WHY DID YOU CHANGE MY FACE?

unsoldiered

You tell me I could use a getaway, and then you throw me into awful situations. I think I can officially say 'I called it', thanks. Nothing ever goes right, so it's on par for the course. [At least it can't get any worse than what he's already dealt with--or at least, that is a mighty challenge. :|] And no, I didn't really need a map of my house. Why would I need a map for my house? Hell, I needed a map for what it turned into, if that's what you're asking. Jesus.

[wait what are you playing now]

...

Origins...? Is that--is that the guy I got a lift from to Shepherd's Glen? [TRAVIS THE TRUCKER WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME]

Is there anyone who hasn't been to Silent Hill?

notcable

You made a journal, got all these icons, and then forgot what game you were thinking of sending me to? How did you forget that?

Didn't you save it or write it down? What kind of planning is this?

Oh well. It's still better than what those people writing the comic books are doing.

servantgwen

....

How long has it been since you reserved me for

somarium , m'lady?

[A pause and then a small nod] Yes, I remember it well the 13th of June. Nearly a month has passed since then. I remember clearly how excited you were and I was excited too! I just have one question: Why have you taken so long to start the application? You had almost a month and you've left things to the last minute once again.

I just hope that you can get it completed in time. I'm quite looking forward to not being so homeless anymore.

Current Mood: anxious

crab

HEY "MUNDANE".
YES, YOU.
THE MENTALLY HANDICAPPED SACK OF PINKFLESH IN THE GLASSES. STOP REVELING IN THE REFUSE OF YOUR OWN RETARDATION FOR TEN SECONDS AND DIRECT YOUR ATTENTION TOWARD THE ANGRY GREY CAPSLOCK.
I THINK WE'RE OVERDUE FOR A WORD.
AND BY THINK I MEAN SIT YOUR ASS DOWN AND LISTEN.
HOW ARE YOU? GOOD? GREAT! GLAD TO HEAR IT.
HOW AM I?
FUCKING
HIDEOUS.
I KEPT QUIET WHEN YOU SENT ME OFF TO MY UNTIMELY, GRUESOME DEATH.
I HELD MY TASTE APPENDAGE WHEN YOU PUT ME THROUGH THE HEINOUS ANGUISH THRESHER THAT WAS PROM.
ENDURED THE OBSCENE PLEASURE YOU APPEAR TO DERIVE FROM MY HUMILIATION.
I'VE EVEN WEATHERED THE NEVER ENDING QUADRANT DRAMA LIKE A CHAMPION.
BUT THIS? WHAT YOU'RE PLANNING NOW?
THIS IS CROSSING THE FUCKING LINE.
THIS IS SO FAR OVER THE LINE THAT YOU DID A LOOP OF THE PLANET AND CROSSED IT AGAIN.
THERE ARE SOME THINGS YOU JUST DON'T *DO* TO A GUY, OK.
AND YOU'RE GOING TO DO IT ANYWAY.
CONSIDER THIS A PREEMPTIVE FUCK YOU, MUNDANE
FUCK YOU EXPLICITLY
IN EVERY ORIFICE
WITH SOMETHING ROUGH AND SERRATED.
FUCK YOU HARDER THAN YOU FUCK MY DIGNITY EVERY DAY.
AND YES, IT IS, IN FACT, A BIG DEAL.
IT IS A HUGE DEAL.
IT'S A HUGER DEAL THAN DAVE STRIDER WOULD LOVE TO THINK HE IS.
THAT IS THE SCALE OF THE DEAL WE ARE TALKING ABOUT HERE.
I WILL NOT "LIVE", I WILL NOT "GET OVER IT", THE ONLY THING I'M GOING TO DO IS ACCUMULATE SO MUCH ANGER THAT MY MISERABLE HIDE WILL SPLIT AND THE RUSH OF UNADULTERATED FURY MAGMA THAT POURS FORTH WILL BURN SO HOT AND FORCEFUL THAT IT WILL INCINERATE THE FOURTH WALL AND MELT YOUR DISGUSTING FACE OFF.

lolinapper

Oh- Oh, my. Could it be you're from Spare Oom, too? Perhaps even the glorious city of Wardrobe? W-would you happen to know a young girl named Lucy? Lucy uh... Pen- Pev. Pevensie. Yes. Lucy Pevensie. She- She's, um, well, uh, quite small. You could- you could even mistake her for a beardless dwarf. Yes. Yes, she's a very sweet girl. Uh. If you've seen her, could- well, could you, um, pass along my best wishes?

A-also, whatever is a loli?

starshielded

What do you mean, 'only hipsters wear their hair in victory rolls nowadays'?

Why can't I wear my hair how I want? What's wrong with victory curls?

And what on Earth is a hipster?

iam_sephiroth

I want to spar with someone worthy. Not some inferior dullard who can't wield a sword to save their life. Mun, why do you look at me like that? I am a SOLDIER warrior. The best, in fact. I think I deserve some sparring partners. It's been far too long and I wouldn't want to get rust on Masamune. That will not do.

So, bring it on.

Current Mood: awake

encoder

Geez, you're annoying.

Go back to bed.

alpha_hale

Why are you so excited over this? Yeah, so what, there's going to be more werewolves at the game.

They're already changed. Why would I want them in my pack? ...Well that is true, they are experienced. But you know how a werewolf's will is strong. They won't submit so easily.

And yes I know. It's a full moon tonight. You've made that very clear to me.

scissorpuns

Mun!

Whatever it is you got planned?

Cut it out.

Why do you even got me running around like that? Are you crazy?! That scrap Metal isn't gonna get the best of me, just you wait! So wipe that smirk off, it creeps me out! There's no way I can lose!

...Hey, why am I even posting on here? Nobody cares about your private roleplay games.

isawthataki

You're serious about this, aren't you? You've had me pacing back and forth because you're too much of a chicken shit to put me in something.

I'm getting bored. Do it or don't.

champ_coordinator

I've just found out, mun. The Vatheon applications are closed until the 22nd. I really want to RP with Steven and Cynthia over there. Now, it seems I have to wait. Alas, I am at a loss for what to do. The 22nd of the month seems so far away....[sigh]

Perhaps you could find another community for me to join where Poke people are there? Contests, battles and Pokemon await. New adventures galore! You know how much I like meeting new people.

Current Mood: crushed

lyannamormont

( Spoilers for ADWD )

alesserequalist

( Today on tumblr romances )

nyantastic

Hey, if you're that bored, I could lend you my PSP.

[Nah. Iroha doesn't even have any good games.]

You're wrong! "Hello Kitty to Issho!" is the only game you need. Trust me on this one.

[I'm gonna go back to pokemon.]

Heh! Your loss, munyan~

needsapplause

This username is perfect! It's fabulous! You know as well as I do that I need applause to live! It's just like I said, I'm like Tinkerbell.

I'm not so sure about this other idea you seem to have, though. How will I make it in New York if you send me away? My future is there, on Broadway, not in some magical mansion!

This is punishment for something, isn't it? No, I don't know why you'd want to do that, but it's the only thing that makes sense!

Why are you asking me to put my dreams on hold?

clockworkchild

Who--

-- Who are you? And where have you taken me?

maliksbitch

W-WHAT?! WHY WOULD YOU EVEN CHOOSE THAT!? Mun that's not funny! Think of what Cheria's going to say! THINK OF WHAT THE CAPTAIN WILL SAY!

...You're not even sorry are you? I hate you right now. Wait what are you doing? NO! NO YOU ARE NOT MAKING ME FALL IN LOVE WITH THE CAPTAIN HERE! NO, NO, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

...C-captain...

sharkjumpfail

Looking for something to read, huh? Try Finnegans Wake. The neologistic multilingual puns are absolutely incredible. Yeah, it's a difficult one, and most of it sounds like something Joyce pulled out his ass, but give it a go. Worst case scenario is that you might actually learn something. Besides, quote it in your lit lectures and everyone's going to assume you're a genius.

Or, y'know, that you're batshit insane for actually reading Joyce's work and trying to make sense of it.

untilmydarknessgoes

I completely understand how hard it's been for you to not think about me, believe me. But here's the thing, mun: I'm getting bored. I get that you have everyone stacked up in one place and you hate breaking into new games, but you need to get over it one way or another because I only see two options here.

You figure out what to do with me or...

Well, second option's a little messier and you probably won't be such a fan of it, but I think you can take one for the team.

So. What's it going to be?

lovetriangles

[ One glance at the username: ]

... You're an idiot.

captainstacy

You really haven't thought this through very well, have you.

gamblinglady

Mon chéri,

Thank you for pullin' me out again after all these years. I mus' say, it sure took you long enough. Gotta be agreein' with you though, dere jus' ain't enough Gambits around these days. Double thank you for pullin' me out 'stead o' dat male version o' me you have up in here too. Always good t'be de winner. Specially if'n it makes him jealous. [ Smirk ]

Now, I realise you got plenty on your plate already, so I won't be buggin' you 'bout throwin' me into no game. Would be nice t'get out an' play with others, but you take what you can handle, mm?

Thanks again, mon amour.
Reneé ~ ♥

P.S. If'n you could find me a Rogue t'play with though, I'd surely love you all th'more.

sequel_never_happened

[He's just kind of standing there, reading the paper. One article seems to have his attention.]

...Well, I suppose we can look at it both ways. On the negative side, there will never be another sequel to things.

On the positive side...there won't be another sequel to things.

Let's be honest, neither one of us is really sad about all of this. Hell, you discount the second game entirely, anyway. Same as I do. Just take me from the end of the first one and push everything else out of your head. Get focused and get it done.

While you're at it, look for a game. I guess now the possibilities are endless, right? Do try to make it a place where I have powers, though. They ARE a big part of who I am.

righttobeararms

Ach, mundane. What difference does another week make?

And what's all the belly achin' about tables? You sound like me mum!

colourofyearning

Oh look at you, your whims come and go like the wind and yet again I find myself speaking to you like this. Will you actually put the effort this time into giving me a presence? Or will I forever be a tease to dance around the edges, never truly here, but not quite gone? That's rather cruel of you, isn't it?

Now since this urge has hit you again, why not embrace it fully, they say the third time is the charm.

Has it been more? Well, a small unimportant detail. Now lets visit that little dressing room, shall we? It's as good a place as any to start.

boysonfire

Yeah... Look, don't think I don't know why you're doing this. And don't expect me to say thank you.

This isn't about me. It's about you want. But don't think I'm going to let you disrespect Asa-- Or Kor--

You know what? Lay off of everyone already, and get me out of this place. The sooner we can end this conversation the better.

yetilladored

[Frown lines appear in a typically unblemished forehead and long straight blond hair slides over conservatively suited shoulders as lips painted a subtle pink purse and curve down in a frown that's both distracted and apologetic]

I'm sorry, Mundane. Really, I am. I just...[She trails off and shakes her head again] I'm flattered, really, by your wanting to play me, although, I must admit I'm a little confused by the concept...

[There's a pause as she contemplates said concept for a moment before she refocuses on the issue at hand]

The fact is, I simply don't have the time for any games. [She gestures at the neatly chaotic piles of paper on her desk] What with the hearings and my usual workload--

[The frown reappears and deepens and she tilts her head to one side, listening]

I won't have to worry about any of that? Mundane, I work in the White House. Right now, that's all anyone is worried about.

....Mundane? Mundane, I must say that I find your laughter disconcerting.

bythesaints

Of course you want to pick me up again, senorita. I don't see why you wouldn't. I am quite...irresistible, when it comes to things like this.

Now, the only question is, where will I go and what kind of people will I see there? There are some familiar faces that I would enjoy seeing again, starting with the beautiful Amara herself.

Yours, Manuel de la Rocha

thessian

I... see. You originally had your sights set on the Commander, and only chose me after observing an abundance of the former and a lack of the latter. I don't know whether I should be disappointed at having been ranked as your second choice, or excited by the prospect of seeing Shepard again — Shepards, or so you tell me. Goddess. For once, I won't ask how that's possible.

Well, shall we get started? We can't very well wallow in a void of our own emotions forever, no matter how hard-hitting the ending may have been.

tonto

No.

Don't pretend I can't see your subject line.

No. I'm not.

roastduck

That's not funny...

cantkeep

You're serious.

You're actually serious.

[It's not that Peter's particularly perturbed by this idea. It just seems so... stupid.]

Hey, I promise I won't say "I told you so." [~~... There you go again, Peter.~~]

I think we have issues.

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