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[handsy]

So you get bored with the old display name and decide to think you're being clever?

Yeah okay. You're sense of humor is hilarious.

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[sandwormie]

...I don't get it.

[Kid really is young.]

Hey!

[handsy]

I'll tell you when you're older.

[sandwormie]

Aw, c'mooon! I'm not a little kid!

[handsy]

...Yeah. You are.

[sandwormie]

Thirteen. I looked it up. 'Little kid' ends by nine.

[handsy]

Either way, I highly doubt your thirteen thirteen year old self isn't ready to know what it means.

[sandwormie]

So are you gonna tell me?

[handsy]

You're a smart enough kid. Go look it up yourself.

[sandwormie]

My mundane won't let me. She thinks looking at slang dictionaries would traumatize me.

It would not. I have seen porn, you know, and it's kind of gross and I don't get why the gang likes it that much but it wasn't like 'Oh, no! This is evil!'

[Late bloomer + low sex drive, what can you say.]

[animalempathy]

You're that woman dad told us about, right? The one that tried to kill Uncle Luke?

[handsy]

[Damn. You try to assassinate a person one time and you end up forever pegged.]

Yeah, that's me.

[animalempathy]

Uncle Luke never said you were so pretty.

[handsy]

[Well.

How to respond to that.]

He probably has his own reasons.

[animalempathy]

Uncle Luke doesn't really talk about girls.