this post will probably have amazing spider-spoilers in the comments

[punchingplz]

What the hell do you mean I'm 'like Dr. Connor's stupid jock brother'? I don't even know who he is!

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[master_of_magnet]

Doctor Connor is more widely known as 'The Lizard' after his experiment turned him into a six-foot tall reptile.

[punchingplz]

Still don't know who the hell is is.

And 'the Lizard'? Whoever names these things needs to be taken out and shot.

[master_of_magnet]

A biologist. An expert in the field of gene splicing, hence his current state.

Well, 'Fluffy Unicorn of Sharingville' was taken apparently.

[Oh so deadpan.]

[punchingplz]

Also explains why I never heard of him. I'm not the science type.

[master_of_magnet]

Says the living weapon many have come to call 'the Abomination.'

[punchingplz]

Don't call me that.

[master_of_magnet]

What else would I call a hulking, leathery, monstrous beast fueled by rage?

Abomination seems fitting if you ask me.

[punchingplz]

Well it's a good thing no one asked you then. Piss off.

[master_of_magnet]

There are many things that are simple truths in life. The sky appears blue, gravity keeps us on the ground, and nobody gives me orders.

Especially not some twisted science fair reject.

[punchingplz]

Except I am. I don't know who the hell you are and you've already pissed me off. Go away.

[master_of_magnet]

You know, the last man who gave me orders was a German soldier during my time in Auchwitz. Right before I disemboweled him with his own rifle.

You are not helping your cause, abomination.

[punchingplz]

Auschwitz?

[That causes Blosnky to temporarily lose his train of thought.]

Christ, you're old.

[master_of_magnet]

[He also starts to float.]

My name is Erik Lensherr. However, many refer to me by the moniker Magneto; the Master of Magnetism. I am of the species Homo-Sapiens-Superior, the ones your kind calls 'mutants.'

I do not take orders from your kind.

Hey, you. :)

[sixthanimorph]

I don't know who Dr. Connors is, but 'stupid jock' seems to be dead on the money.

heya! c:

[punchingplz]

Hey, I'm not stupid.

[He's not denying the 'jock' part, though.]

Can you believe I only saw Avengers a week ago? /SO late to the party

[sixthanimorph]

Okay, okay, That was harsh. It should've been 'impaired jock'.

[Who says he can't be politically correct?]

It's quite a good film. c:

[punchingplz]

How about we settle for just 'jock'. No stupid, no impaired, nothing like that.

That it is! How was Amazing Spider-Man? I might see that this weekend.

[sixthanimorph]

Are you sure even 'jock' counts? 'Jock' is usually for big football players my age, not juiced-up old army dudes.

It was okay. I really liked Emma Stone, but Andrew Garfield was okay

[punchingplz]

Hey, I played rugby when I was younger. I think that's jock enough.

And I'm not old.

All I keep hearing about is Spidey using Bing.

[sixthanimorph]

Back when dinosaurs ruled the Earth, right?

Dude, you're not just old, you're ancient. I think I saw you in a special on the History Channel.

Yeeeeeah. Product placement is "fun"

[punchingplz]

Fuck you, David.

I see you wrote Blonsky up some apps; got him anywhere?

[sixthanimorph]

You sound more and more like Rachel every time I run into you.

I've got him at TPH, but I'm always looking for more games. c:

[punchingplz]

Here's hoping that's a compliment.

I'm still looking. TPH looked cool, but I also heard it was kinda slow.

[sixthanimorph]

Dude, I know you are Rachel were all BFFs, but she was psycho. Even for you she was psycho.

It really is. Aaaand I sent you a message about a potential game. c:

[punchingplz]

...yeah, she was kinda psycho. I liked her, though.

What the hell happened where you're from to make you and Rachel be...well, you and Rachel?

I got it! Poked around a litt,e sent a reply, and here I am again. :)

[sixthanimorph]

You would. She's all yours as far as I'm concerned.

What, she didn't tell you?

Whoot whoot!

[punchingplz]

If she did, I didn't listen.

[sixthanimorph]

Long story short, she thought I killed her bird boyfriend and threatened to kill my parents.

... Don't ask about the whole dating a bird thing.

oh. i know you. *loves on*

[sharpsuitfluffytail]

Another "clever" joke by a mun. I am not surprised. If it helps at all, I don't know who he is, either.

hay gurl haaaay

[punchingplz]

He can't be that important if no one knows who he is.

IMISSYOULIKEWHOAH--so hi.

[sharpsuitfluffytail]

That seems a safe assumption. I tend to avoid those... "comic book" things in general.

how you doing?

[punchingplz]

Less of comic book and more of real life-but yeah, I tend to avoid them as well.